ITT; come up with Sony's next "mega-hit"

ITT; come up with Sony's next "mega-hit".

Something something YASSS SLAY QWEEEN something something progressive romances something something diversive.

A remake of a classic with an all-female + non-white cast (except for villians)

Sony seems to think it's a good idea, so let's keep running with it.

That's a guaranteed 2 billion right there.

A remake of BTTF staring idris elba as Doc Brown and a transgender girl as Marty McFly.

sony would fuck it up completely and gain the ire of every sjw

Fidget spinner movie

here's a power point slide

Remake of Passion of the Christ with a black actor playing Jesus

Paul Blart Meets Joe Dirt Meets Jack and Jill Meets the Guys from Grown-Ups Meet Pixels

with dabbing

Meme Movie

Funko pop the movie

Aunt May action movie

According to Pascal we'd be looking at a potential 1-to-2 bil worldwide

"Ghost Busters II - Blood, Once A Month"

PowerPoint The Movie

all that inept kikery

Women in black

Staring Jaden Smith

Playstation: The Movie, it's the only thing going well for them, might as well try a film.

didn't that Ratchet & Clank film bomb?

They didn't even advertised it properly. I remember that I was caught by surprise when the movie was already on cinema.

Salty snacks
Antivirus

That’s really all you need for success

Sony always win baby.

Dead Memes: The Movie

Starring Dabby the Dabber and his fidget spinner sidekick for comedy relief.

Back to the future with a black female doctor and an Indian Marty

A movie about inept producers failing to get the story of Steve Jobs on the screen with the director they want. A feelgood comedy about miscommunication, badly typed emails and show business meetings in fancy restaurants. With Tom Cruise as Scott Rudin and Sandra Bernhard as Amy Pascal.

liquidate Sony Pictures and invest the money in other companies

take the profits off those investments, and have Sony Pictures' best year ever

Men in black is marvel isn't it? An all female men in black crossover with Spider-Man and followed with the sinister six vs men in black movie

Starring Jason Bateman as the Spinner and Nick Kroll as the villain.

Christ, man, be careful. There could be actual Sony execs in this thread taking notes.

>all the rage comics like derp and derpina

The meme movie: Pepe the frog and his friend wojack go on a quest to stop the evil 4chin that troll face releashed part of the emoji movie universe with the next being fidget spinner the movie

Anthology film based on the Sony email leaks with a different director they fucked over directing each segment (David Fincher directing the Steve Jobs emails, Sam Raimi directing the Spider-Man emails, etc.)

That's actually a pretty awesome idea.

Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever or something. You can call it "Puppy Love".

Or how about Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something. The title is "Punch Drunk Billionaire".

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