made the new twice now edition
/brit/
Yanks should be wiped off the face of the Earth
finished my apple lads
How do you hold the special victim?
When they push you away
When they've been
Raped on the inside
Torn on the outside
The dirt and ugly from the stain that they try to hide
Touched in private places
Embarrassed faces
To scared to ask for help
Do you want a medal?
*goes in search of pirates*
*gets cucked by pirates steal a whole oceanliner and her entire crew*
Ross kemp
i'm fine
did you just assume that boat's gender
real talk: we all want Brexit to happen
Oh would you be me?
Because I would be you
Oh you'd be happy
Only if you wanted to
And how would you treat me?
Because I would treat you
You'd be happy
Only if you wanted to
I'm wishing the bath water clean
She hides in the back and is unseen
I take off the mask that surrounds me
Look me in the face
What do you see?
love kemp hate gangs
contemplating a satsuma
Innertube sunset
With a kiss and a cigarette
You're better than any midnight sex
I can't stop cause if feels too good
I won't stop but I know I should
Believe me I'm not always on a serious side.
Cause I can make you laugh, if he makes you scream
If he breaks you, tell me everything
Cause here we are alone again
Libby I'm listening
Cause I can make you laugh, if he makes you scream
If he breaks you, tell me everything
Cause here we are alone again
Libby I'm listening
It's hard to fill the empty space
When they're your prayers
Your love, your fucking grace
Closed eyed sleeping face to face
Sweet girl with such a tender taste
Libby, I just want to, listen to you...please!
Libby I'm...Libby I'm listening to you.
Libby Un...Libby unwind.
Libby I'm...Libby I'm listening to you.
Libby Un...Libby Unwind.
"Britain will not be "plunged into a Mad Max-style world borrowed from dystopian fiction" after it leaves the EU, the Brexit secretary has said."
brexit is disappointment after disappointment.
sucking one
Gonna shake the world, shake the world off my back
I'm gonna hold my head high with the sun on my track
Today, I've got no troubles in sight
Gonna put some pop in my step when I walk
I'm gonna show my mood off when I walk and I talk
hey not so fast
...
where should I apply for a job lads
that's a big vagina
Would you date a single mother?
...
Danny Dyer would piece up Ross Kemp, muggy cunt
asda
The whole Russian scandal is that someone, maybe a Russian, maybe a Russian who arguably had some vague connection to the Trump campaign, got hold of emails revealing that the Democratic Party presidential primaries did not matter and leaked those embarrassing emails to Wikileaks, causing Bernie voters to stay home and refuse to vote for Clinton in the presidential election.
I find Tommy Robinson and his lies to be very repugnant. Blargh, utter pond life.
B&Q
sorry for being mean earlier
LOVE femboys
me in the background
'sco
Just got a bollocking from the Toilmaster, past mistakes came back to bite me in the arse.
its a vaginot
have sex with roughly 1 girl every 7 months or so
all good ideas
If I can't crawl inside of you,
I'm laughing with a broken face
I stumble across my self esteem.
But to picture the pleasure is making me want my space.
Understand...
that God wrapped you like a bow.
But in my head...
There's some shelves that need cleaning,
from basement to ceiling, control.
If what you're seeing is an open book,
that's great 'cause I'm an open book.
But I'm real shy.
There's a part of me seeking and desperately needing to open up.
That's strange 'cause I'm an open book, a confused boy.
I'm an automatic steeple for depressed and lonely people.
My heart while in its cage,
give and not receive a thing,
But the only funny thing is that I don't know how to give myself advice.
I've got this post dramatic thing
I've got this tattoo of a ring that lies
around my wedding finger and that'ss where I want to state this claim.
That I've got to learn to live and dream
before I go and get myself in love.
In love.
Before, before, before I go and get myself in love
There's Zoloft, Welbutrin, there's Paxil that's proven, no side effects.
But the rest left unnamed 'cause they worked like a charm on me.
But when your saving is drying,
you can't stop from crying
you've got to suck it up.
You're not her buttercup,
you're not her favorite book.
And I am an automatic steeple for depressed and lonely people.
My heart while in its cage,
give and not receive a thing,
But the only funny thing is that I don't know how to give myself advice.
I've got this post dramatic thing
I've got this tattoo of a ring that lies
around my wedding finger and thats where I want to state this claim.
That I've got to learn to live and dream
before I go and get myself in love.
In love.
Before, before, before I go and get myself in love
Way too far to be a femboy, that's a trannyo
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
finally learned what this means
You still cross my mind from time to time. And I mostly smile
Still so set on finding out where we went wrong and why
So I retrace our every step with an unsure pen
Trying to figure out what my head thinks
But my head just ain't what it used to be
And then again
What's the point anyway?
Don't get art like that, lad. Literally looks like some kid's work in kindergarten.
very drunk at 8:22 AM in the morning
when will I be able to drive to buy more liquor
who knows?
*chokes at the world cup*
Big Lad
Man
Boy
Femboy
Trap
Tranny
???
eating a satsuma now lads
cant you ask a friend to drop off supplies
>art
Where did all these poofters come from?
This is me , roast me.
get it?
manlet
anyone wanna come beat up this satsuma sucking mong
can't tell if i have depression and should go on SSRIs
>muh pet rock drug taking
SSRIs and MDMA are fine. it's a myth.
is he the best english player?
only friend is an entire state away
shan't be asking him
quite fucked
As in I don't understand.
I've got this post dramatic thing
I've got this tattoo of a ring that lies
around my wedding finger and thats where I want to state this claim.
That I've got to learn to live and dream
before I go and get myself in love.
fuck all wrong with his challenge last night
No Jack Wilshere is
get your eyes checked mate he’s clearly not english
scott-eaton.com
Favourite part of the world?
stop calling it pet rock its embarrassing for the rest of us
King Kunta is such an absolute banger ffs
wish sometimes i wasn't such a h*nky
>SSRIs
>fine
>ever
lmao
IMAGEboard you reddit cunt
Zimbabwe
explain how you've concluded this opinion.
why did you respond to him
does the saffa ever leave? swear every time i come here he's here desperately trying to fit in.
still a virgin at 19
nothing to worry about yet right lads?
hat.jpg
not as embarrassing for the rest of us as replying to it
haha of course not
looks like the man kicked the ball again lads
>born in yorkshire
>yorkshire accent
>plays for england
yeah for sure he's not english at all
did you just assume a gender?
Blacks can't be English mate
chechnya
never heard it before, dat is some classic hip hop. good call.
wouldnt it be wicked if post-Brexit UK was like Mad Max though
wrong
is this polish
feel afraid to eat them, what if they've got lead and radiation and other eastern euro things in them
SSRIs are awful as far as antidepressants go
Yes, I am married.
just got indeed and applies to 10 jobs
reckon at least one will reply
Meet me 8 rue Michelet Ivry-Sur-Seine I'll take care of that before it's too late
ahh sweet underage I remember when I thought the same, then the same at 20, then 21, then 22, then 23, then started to get a bit worried and now here I am 28 and a virgin
Yes we can m8
black hands
anime
ian wright is more english than any rorke will ever be
gotta be made to eu standards mate
>Blacks can't be English mate
Reckon you should replace the MD with weed, lad. Whenever you see someone who has done MDMA regularly for a few years, they're always a mess, especially on an emotional level. Hasn't really been around for long enough to see the full long term effects of it.
pee poo standards
the footballer or the travel guy ?
hip hop is today's rock and roll
me too
been worrying for a while