/brit/

made the new twice now edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=xYVZ4OKkrVI
scott-eaton.com/wp/wp-content/anatomy_of_egonschiele_eaton_2.jpg
i1.wp.com/www.autoritratti.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/EGON-SCHIELE-AUTORITRATTO-IV-1911.jpg
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Yanks should be wiped off the face of the Earth

finished my apple lads

How do you hold the special victim?
When they push you away
When they've been
Raped on the inside
Torn on the outside
The dirt and ugly from the stain that they try to hide
Touched in private places
Embarrassed faces
To scared to ask for help

Do you want a medal?

*goes in search of pirates*
*gets cucked by pirates steal a whole oceanliner and her entire crew*

Ross kemp

i'm fine

did you just assume that boat's gender

real talk: we all want Brexit to happen

Oh would you be me?
Because I would be you
Oh you'd be happy
Only if you wanted to
And how would you treat me?
Because I would treat you
You'd be happy
Only if you wanted to

I'm wishing the bath water clean
She hides in the back and is unseen
I take off the mask that surrounds me
Look me in the face
What do you see?

love kemp hate gangs

contemplating a satsuma

Innertube sunset
With a kiss and a cigarette
You're better than any midnight sex
I can't stop cause if feels too good
I won't stop but I know I should
Believe me I'm not always on a serious side.

Cause I can make you laugh, if he makes you scream
If he breaks you, tell me everything
Cause here we are alone again
Libby I'm listening
Cause I can make you laugh, if he makes you scream
If he breaks you, tell me everything
Cause here we are alone again
Libby I'm listening

It's hard to fill the empty space
When they're your prayers
Your love, your fucking grace
Closed eyed sleeping face to face
Sweet girl with such a tender taste


Libby, I just want to, listen to you...please!


Libby I'm...Libby I'm listening to you.
Libby Un...Libby unwind.
Libby I'm...Libby I'm listening to you.
Libby Un...Libby Unwind.

"Britain will not be "plunged into a Mad Max-style world borrowed from dystopian fiction" after it leaves the EU, the Brexit secretary has said."
brexit is disappointment after disappointment.

sucking one

Gonna shake the world, shake the world off my back
I'm gonna hold my head high with the sun on my track

Today, I've got no troubles in sight

Gonna put some pop in my step when I walk
I'm gonna show my mood off when I walk and I talk

hey not so fast

...

where should I apply for a job lads

that's a big vagina

Would you date a single mother?

...

Danny Dyer would piece up Ross Kemp, muggy cunt

asda

The whole Russian scandal is that someone, maybe a Russian, maybe a Russian who arguably had some vague connection to the Trump campaign, got hold of emails revealing that the Democratic Party presidential primaries did not matter and leaked those embarrassing emails to Wikileaks, causing Bernie voters to stay home and refuse to vote for Clinton in the presidential election.

I find Tommy Robinson and his lies to be very repugnant. Blargh, utter pond life.

B&Q

sorry for being mean earlier

LOVE femboys

me in the background

'sco

Just got a bollocking from the Toilmaster, past mistakes came back to bite me in the arse.

its a vaginot

have sex with roughly 1 girl every 7 months or so

all good ideas

If I can't crawl inside of you,
I'm laughing with a broken face
I stumble across my self esteem.
But to picture the pleasure is making me want my space.

Understand...
that God wrapped you like a bow.
But in my head...
There's some shelves that need cleaning,
from basement to ceiling, control.

If what you're seeing is an open book,
that's great 'cause I'm an open book.
But I'm real shy.

There's a part of me seeking and desperately needing to open up.
That's strange 'cause I'm an open book, a confused boy.

I'm an automatic steeple for depressed and lonely people.
My heart while in its cage,
give and not receive a thing,
But the only funny thing is that I don't know how to give myself advice.

I've got this post dramatic thing
I've got this tattoo of a ring that lies
around my wedding finger and that'ss where I want to state this claim.
That I've got to learn to live and dream
before I go and get myself in love.

In love.

Before, before, before I go and get myself in love

There's Zoloft, Welbutrin, there's Paxil that's proven, no side effects.
But the rest left unnamed 'cause they worked like a charm on me.

But when your saving is drying,
you can't stop from crying
you've got to suck it up.
You're not her buttercup,
you're not her favorite book.

And I am an automatic steeple for depressed and lonely people.
My heart while in its cage,
give and not receive a thing,
But the only funny thing is that I don't know how to give myself advice.

I've got this post dramatic thing
I've got this tattoo of a ring that lies
around my wedding finger and thats where I want to state this claim.
That I've got to learn to live and dream
before I go and get myself in love.

In love.

Before, before, before I go and get myself in love

Way too far to be a femboy, that's a trannyo

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

youtube.com/watch?v=xYVZ4OKkrVI

finally learned what this means

You still cross my mind from time to time. And I mostly smile
Still so set on finding out where we went wrong and why
So I retrace our every step with an unsure pen
Trying to figure out what my head thinks
But my head just ain't what it used to be
And then again
What's the point anyway?

Don't get art like that, lad. Literally looks like some kid's work in kindergarten.

very drunk at 8:22 AM in the morning
when will I be able to drive to buy more liquor
who knows?

*chokes at the world cup*

Big Lad
Man
Boy
Femboy
Trap
Tranny
???

eating a satsuma now lads

cant you ask a friend to drop off supplies

>art
Where did all these poofters come from?

This is me , roast me.

get it?

manlet

anyone wanna come beat up this satsuma sucking mong

can't tell if i have depression and should go on SSRIs

>muh pet rock drug taking

SSRIs and MDMA are fine. it's a myth.

is he the best english player?

only friend is an entire state away
shan't be asking him
quite fucked

As in I don't understand.

I've got this post dramatic thing
I've got this tattoo of a ring that lies
around my wedding finger and thats where I want to state this claim.
That I've got to learn to live and dream
before I go and get myself in love.

fuck all wrong with his challenge last night

No Jack Wilshere is

get your eyes checked mate he’s clearly not english

scott-eaton.com/wp/wp-content/anatomy_of_egonschiele_eaton_2.jpg feel like this atm

Favourite part of the world?

stop calling it pet rock its embarrassing for the rest of us

King Kunta is such an absolute banger ffs
wish sometimes i wasn't such a h*nky

>SSRIs
>fine
>ever
lmao

IMAGEboard you reddit cunt

Zimbabwe

explain how you've concluded this opinion.

why did you respond to him

does the saffa ever leave? swear every time i come here he's here desperately trying to fit in.

still a virgin at 19
nothing to worry about yet right lads?

hat.jpg

not as embarrassing for the rest of us as replying to it

haha of course not

looks like the man kicked the ball again lads

>born in yorkshire
>yorkshire accent
>plays for england

yeah for sure he's not english at all

did you just assume a gender?

i1.wp.com/www.autoritratti.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/EGON-SCHIELE-AUTORITRATTO-IV-1911.jpg just took a selfie

Blacks can't be English mate

chechnya

never heard it before, dat is some classic hip hop. good call.

wouldnt it be wicked if post-Brexit UK was like Mad Max though

wrong

is this polish

feel afraid to eat them, what if they've got lead and radiation and other eastern euro things in them

SSRIs are awful as far as antidepressants go

Yes, I am married.

just got indeed and applies to 10 jobs
reckon at least one will reply

Meet me 8 rue Michelet Ivry-Sur-Seine I'll take care of that before it's too late

ahh sweet underage I remember when I thought the same, then the same at 20, then 21, then 22, then 23, then started to get a bit worried and now here I am 28 and a virgin

Yes we can m8

black hands

anime

ian wright is more english than any rorke will ever be

gotta be made to eu standards mate

>Blacks can't be English mate

Reckon you should replace the MD with weed, lad. Whenever you see someone who has done MDMA regularly for a few years, they're always a mess, especially on an emotional level. Hasn't really been around for long enough to see the full long term effects of it.

pee poo standards

the footballer or the travel guy ?

hip hop is today's rock and roll

me too
been worrying for a while