>user WHY DONT YOU HAVE A JOB YOU - YOU KEEP SAYING YOU ARE "APPLYING ONLINE" BUT YOU HAVENT GOTTEN HIRED ANYWHERE YET
>WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I KNOCKED ON DOORS EVERYDAY UNTIL I WAS HIRED
>MCONDALDS IS ALLLWAYYYSSSS HIRING WHY HAVEN'T YOU GONE THERE AND TALKED TO THE MANAGER
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>m-mom everywhere i go to apply they tell me to just apply online - places dont really do paper apps anymore.. and mcdonalds doesnt just hire you no matter what anymore, they say they are fully staffed with all the black people in the area... i really want a job but im afraid the job market isnt as robust as it was 45 years ago
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>YOU NEED TO GO DOOR TO DOOR AND KNOCK ON DOORS ASK TO SPEAK WITH MANAGER AND PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE YOU ALWAYS LOOK SO SAD AND ANGRY... WEAR A FULL SUIT AND TIE ALSO I DONT CARE IF ITS FAST FOOD
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>m-mom they will laugh at me if i walk into arbys with a suit on for a serving curly fries. and they will also just tell me to apply online... d-didnt you hear me say that already mom??
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>user YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER AND HAVE A FIRM HANDSHAKE WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WALKED 2 MILES IN BLIZZARDS TO THE DINER AND PAYED MY WAY THROUGH COLLEGE, BOUGHT A CORVETTE, AND PUT A DOWN PAYMENT ON A HOUSE JUST WORKING PART TIME FOR 2 SUMMERS
She's right, you pansy ass, cock sucking, glory hole serving, butt plug up the ass having, toe tapping in a truck stop shit stall millenial fucking faggot
Ethan Lopez
Go get a job in a factory, just keep bouncing around until you find one with decent pay. Not that difficult, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE LEECHING OF YOUR MOTHER YOU FUCK
William Allen
yea i really should hurry up and start that minimum wage job. heck i have to make sure those big companies keep making profits.
if im lucky and really show them im willing to throw away my life and give them my youth, health, and time i will get that promotion and make 12 dollars an hour
im glad i was born so that they may have another human life to use as a cog in their machine
Jordan Sullivan
>tfw contemplating joining the army cause no jobs anywhere else I don't think I could make it through that though
Dylan Butler
honestly this at least there's some dignity in physical labor
Evan Gomez
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John Miller
But mom companies keep telling me that my gender studies degree doesn't qualify me for ceo. And I and not willing to work any job below my perceived self worth.
Blake Kelly
You like shitposting? Are you decent with English? Don't wanna get off the computer?
Apply for copywriter/ghostwriter freelance work. Go on Craigslist, marketers are always looking for people to type out descriptions of their products. Sometimes the only thing you have to send them is a writing sample. You can easily make $100 per job, some companies may even hire you part-time or full-time
Anthony Long
Join the air force then ;)
Lincoln Green
>I am too good to take just any job. I want my entry level job that pays 1 mil a year and gives me that free car I deserve!
Joseph Roberts
Stupid socialist faggot. Kill yourself.
Xavier Price
I did when I was younger, until I went on a ride at a theme park and learned that I have terrible motion sickness. Now as an adult being on a plane is enough to trigger it and get me dry heaving
Jeremiah Reed
>Go get a job in a factory Sorry, I don't speak Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean, or Spanish and I don't want to leave GOAT country
Jacob Fisher
What's a minimum wage job that is guaranteed and has nothing to do with being cashier in USA?
I've never been turned down for a job because I've always found a way to meet face to face with my potential employers beforehand.
Go watch Nightcrawler and realize you're being a do-nothing-bitch millennial.
Noah Rivera
It's "paid" not "payed" dumb burger
James Wright
Get a job at the Post Office as a CCA.
It's a bust ass job, it will get you in shape and it pays 16.00 to start.
Not to mention there's the opportunity to become a career carrier. It's better than fast fucking food and you get more respect from the public, in fact you will find people respect you.
Jackson Turner
You have literally no one to blame but yourself. I bet you spend unhealthy amounts of time shitposting on Sup Forums instead of learning a valuable skill set related to pretty much ANYTHING you can figure out, you can promote your services on the internet and also locally.
For instance, you could learn how to build 3d printers and replicate physical objects using 3d modeling software. You can save money for a couple of 3d printers and advertise your work using flyers or whatever.
"Need an expensive/hard to find part you want to replicate? I'll design it and print it for you."
"Want to make a bust from your loved ones that will last forever? I can create it for you"
There's literally tons of people who are ignorant of 3d printing and need complex/hard to find parts that they would struggle creating otherwise, and 3d printing has many other profitable uses like the second example I gave you.
3d printing is just a small example, my point is that you can basically acquire any given set of skills and promote your work easily, you don't even have to slave yourself away in a factory, you can do it independently and be your own boss. A mouthbreather like you is unlikely to have this kind of aspirations, though.
Evan Collins
Military.
Caleb Scott
UPS package handler
You barely talk to anyone except other niggers, it's killer on your back though, my cousin had to have surgery after working there 10 years
Nolan Garcia
Lots of overnight stocking jobs, though, they usually pay a little better than minimum wage (I do overnight stocking at Home Depot, 12 bucks an hour, healthcare, dental, vision, life insurance, college assistance, and more) but are almost always looking for people due to shitty hours.
that sounds like i would have to go through about 100 ppl trying to scam me out of personal info before finding anything legit
i once posted on craigslist looking for work and had shitskins emailing me for weeks trying to get my fucking phone number to sell. i gave my number out once and i still get at least one fucking call a day from an angry shaniqua somewhere trying to sell me shit.
Carson Cooper
He thinks capitalism has jobs nonfiat moni or property
