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Wish it would snow edition

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>mfw it's snowing outside and I'm going to stay inside all day

What state are you from anyways?

Comfy in bed ^_^

would like to be covered with white stuff

OK just open the textbook from now on and vocaroo it XDDD
Pls let me in Sir pls, i'm a dicklet tho

>OK just open the textbook from now on and vocaroo it XDDD
BITCH I MITE

let me help you. NS must be very stressful and you need to let it out

gib pls

I'm in Arkansas

I can help with that

shan't please non-white men

t-thanks desu

>dicklet
How small are we talking?

I want to brutally rape Sachiko in the snow

I will rape you so hard that I will become asia's numbah one porn star

My BENIS is as small as iphone 6

Isnt that above 5inches? It's kinda average

shan't let myself be raped by a non-white

you can have my sex slave italy though.

>tfw never seen snow

also 'ludes' is a PERFECT replacement for the word 'nudes'

>Malasoid who thinks singoid is a trap

do you like half french boys

Yes....

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>snow everywhere
>sun shining all day
>-10c
i do so pity those who arent experiencing this level of comfy weather

Pls tell me she is. I wanna rape her hard.

REEEE Stop it. I thought we can trade together as good neighbours

The sex slaves Italo and Karenposter.

I'll rent you Italy for a price. He is a slut and enjoys all kinds of cocks

Globally smarr desu
I'm always jelly of BBC because their BENIS is always rubbed with both hands while mine has length only for one hand.

cute

>Wish it would snow
Wouldn't mind some snow either...

It's a man, although he is a soyboy, he's too manly to be trap. But skinny and weak enough to be twink, if his face stands out, perhaps.

If 5.5 and above, it's a-ok. Mine tends to curve for some reason.

For dicks, Asians and Whites are the best cause they can be cute. Blacks are kinda like looking at horse benis

Hmmph!

this professor is really boring westy

Does he shave his benis? Twinks can be hot, just dont have a masculine face or hair that is too short

>hair that is too short
HAHAHA NONONONONO AHAHAHAH

>If 5.5 and above, it's a-ok. Mine tends to curve for some reason.
Me too. Mine is like this.
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Oh god no......

How do you know?

Throw a paper ball at him, you shouldn't be shitposting anyway!
you should be paying attention to the boring professor and what ever he has to say.

Damn...same as mine. I wish I can feel the pleasure of swordfighting with another

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AHHHHHH I can't seem to fall asleep. It might have been the coke I had earlier.

>check facebook
>friend who is studying Japanese is having his bday soon
>throwing a party, I am invited
>mfw
My friends who study japanese always hosts the best parties
>music is a mix of jpop, vocaloid, and other weeby goodness
>lots of japs show up, some of them are pretty neat and they always get drunk as fuck because japs can't handle alcohol
>always good times
H Y P E

I'd get in trouble if I did that desu

and I he's not that good at lecturing anyway, I just learn everything from the book

>I wish I can feel the pleasure of swordfighting with another
Man i don't think it'd feel good, imagine you are rubbing your BENIS on something hard, it mustn't feel good for shit
W-wanna join...

>W-wanna join...
hop on a plane dingus, we'll have a ball

Imagine putting your benis inside a vagina. Wew.

Gay :DDD

Just imagine something throbbing, warm and hard

Because he is in army, you dingus
That's kinda indecent

yuck

Official languages are English, Norwegian and Japanese? ｱ゛ｱ゛ｱ゛ｱ゛Seems fugging fun
b-but it's still not tight enough to lead your BENIS to ejaculation

Don't forget sami

also here, r8 h8 masturb8
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I will study more and make more vocaroo, just going through the basics once again desu

You wont know until you try owo

How rude T^T

Stop trying to turning into faggotry my friend Japan

We are both cute so it is ok

Not bad

You said that you weren't a fag

No, japonger is manly and tall, get your faggotry out of the park.

so did you

Pay attention to the lecture desu

>Sami
How come it's spoken in the party lol.
Yeah your Japanese pronunciation is unironically good af, sounds like a foreigner who's studied Japanese at least for 10 years
couldn't be gayer bro, just use a gom so you won't get infected with AIDS

Cute isnt gay. Singapore said I can have you as my sex slave. Hehe

No. You are wrong. It's actually a girl

I am virgin tho.

>I am virgin tho
No your future partner may have it bro

He says many untrue things
Besides I am probably more muscular than anyone here

Singoid was right about m*Lays

You slept with a man ;_;
Y u do dis?

I am marrying womyn

FUCKING NO!

I don't understand but Malaysia seems an interesting country to be honest

>he doesnt know about the joos and falls for the jewish tricks everyday
L O L

Interesting if you wanna see how multikultural is rike. Yes

He seemed to not have an idea that sleeping with another man on the same bed is socially considered quite gay (he's from a small village in Hai Phong).
She may have it too XD

>he is a mountain joo from a Liechtoid order of da Joos and participates in joo activities
Betrayer, why would you do that?

SEA have fucktons of people all of different backgrounds
Indonesia alone have more people than the whole Russia kek

What if you have the AIDs because you got raped while travelling?

What tricks?

You sleep with hin on the same room not on the same bed right?

You don't like it?

It's ok I guess. I just dont like being single :(

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It won't happen because I'm tall enough to fuck up rapists, but the same stuff happened to a jap girl who traveled India alone, raped by 3 Indians. Really disgusting.
On the same bed. Plus above the bed, there was kinda veil to stop mosquitos from entering, it was like a bed for a princess.

Me neither

How tall are you? I am 6 feet

because i despise my brethern as a person of my iintellect is too dangerous for their cause
so they used their tricks to place me into a house of autists to make me insane
>hes that brainwashed
one day, you might see the light

But why? Can't you say no?

>Veil
Some mosquitos in that countries are dangerous and carry disease and all kind of illness
The veil was alright

We cant love each other. It's just wrong. I am sorry

181cm m8, almost the same as you
He was so kind and i didn't want to discard his hospitality. I met him on the train from Ho Chi Ming to Danang and he was going home for Chinese New Year

Also his house was so small that he didn't have a bed for another peson.

I don't understand

Wow..naisu.

Men cant love men

I love this gen. It's comfy

So he was a cool guy but poor
It was nice and naive for him to help you
You didn't do anything wrong

Ok

Still not hungry.

This is really weird. Never felt like this in my life before (while sober at least).

It's like the side effects of being high on amphetamines.

>I love this gen. It's comfy
OH NONONONO OHOHOHO
*WHEEZE* AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAH

bf said he's throwing up again

He actually was. Too bad his English was almost nothing and i could hardly communicate with him.

just woke up good morning

Morning qt

that's the reception i expect from now on

You're up fucking early.

...

so were you desu

starting to get hungry. Not sure what to make for dinner. Maybe cook up some fucken rad spageti saus, maka some meat'a'balls too maybe? who knows

so much choice

you should make some honey sriracha chicken

Yea but my sleepings fucked.

you should fix it westy

>3 hours of sleep
>40 minute drive to class
>Ice storm
>Running off 1 Redbull
>Now I’ve been welding overhead for the past 3 hours
It feels like my brain is actually melting.