Brit/pol/ - Name a better party than the DUP pro tip you can't edition

>another child used as a Syrian refugee crisis lefty leverage
bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-37126832

>matriarchy confirmed
theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/2016/aug/17/daily-mail-laura-trott-jason-kenny-olympic-golds

>gooks can't handle the congestion charge
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3746747/N-Korea-defector-trusted-elite.html

>Anjem Choudray guilty
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3732890/Anjem-Choudary-GUILTY-inciting-support-ISIS.html

>Britain No2, China BTFO
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016/medals/countries

>Owen Smith softer on terrorism than Comrade Jez
order-order.com/2016/08/17/tories-smith-isis-comments-show-hes-unfit-lead/

>Britain could get special status after Brexit, Germans admit
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/17/britain-could-get-special-status-after-brexit-german-minister-admits/

>Unemployment falls despite surge in EU migrants
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/17/uk-unemployment-dips-as-fewer-jobseekers-claimed-benefits-in-jul/

>900 out of 1,602 unaccompanied migrant children arrested for rape
express.co.uk/news/uk/695066/Police-arrest-900-Syrians-in-England-and-Wales-for-rape-death-threats-and-child-abuse

>50% of graduates who paid £9,000 a year are back living with their parents
rt.com/uk/356250-students-parents-tuition-report

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Someone post the flagbearer pic for UK parties plssss

BBC 1 lad

HOLY SHEET LADS MAN UTD VS SOUTHAMPTON. DIDN'T REALISE. FOKING GET IN.

GET A BEER AND GET MY GF TO SUCK MY COCK.

For her.

No that's the news mate. Found it now on 2 dw

Prawo i Sprawiedliwość

aka. Law and Justice

Name is pretty based senpai, and their beliefs are very close the indoctrinated Sup Forumsack.

Would you have a night on the town with this lot?

A bit too protectionist tbphwylad

I'm not a fan of Cameron's sneering patrician resting face

>Anglos
>white

10th for punishment not a drink

youtube.com/watch?v=Oac_O5u3Dnc

Yes, but for the best.

How else is Poland supposed to remain "White" while Europe is fighting a muslim onslaught?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3749233/The-brutal-reality-life-Syrian-children-Cartoon-illustrates-stark-dangers-facing-remain-war-torn-country-flee.html#comments

Get to work, brit/pol/

I mean economically protectionist. There's little contradiction between tight border controls and free trade

...

Blair was handsome as fuck and aged like shit. Proof he made a deal with Satan, men age like wine

Sorry to burst your bubble but Poland is NOT based.

It's as poor as fuck with no prospects, that's why half of Poland has fucked off into Western Europe.

No jobs - No bennies . .. even 'refugees' avoid it.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-37131229

>His family claim he had lost balance in a crowd and grabbed the nearest person.
>The person he grabbed was a police officer who called for colleagues to arrest him.
>Mr Uddin had travelled to Mecca with his family in February, along with other pilgrims from Edinburgh's Blackhall Mosque.
>Since then, his family said they have spent months asking the Foreign Office for help to no avail

KEK.

I find it weird when people say Russia the based last bastion of western civilisation

dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1321506/Presenter-s-awkward-reaction-couple-having-sex-Rio-beach.html

lol

God Hitchens can be so autistic

ANOTHER GOLD

THE ANGLO MARCHES ON

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU

UK GOT GOLD IN HORSEY JUMPING

ANOTHER FUCKING GOLD LADS

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

FUCK THE CHINKS

...

Britain is kill

CHINA ON SUICIDE WATCH

Can someone explain the tsuuuuu meme?

>dude is like 60
>wins gold anyway

ETERNAL

where can i get pokemon cards in the uk

I think I'm in love with Rachel Riley lads

We're doing fucking well aren't we? We're tiny compared to US, China and even Germany yet they all get BTFO.

skimmed milk is fucking grim.
If you don't use whole milk you are not British.

She's a slag who cheated on her uni sweetheart with a foreign dancer

>Rachel Riley
Yummy.

>we might actually shove China down to third

If they we do this, they have to secede Hong Kong, reinstate all unequal treaties and the entire Communist politburo must prostrate themselves to a portrait of her majesty until 2020

Something to do with Ronaldo that went mad on Sup Forums I think

send her to the fiery pit she looks like a a bitch

>ywn see a reinstatement of old China

What I want most really.

A few Euros and the Cop will walk off . . .. I have seen it with my own eyes, only for minor traffic offences admittedly but I'm sure it goes on for other things too.

I was only in a car driven by Eastern Euros and it's sort of everyday practice!

I had to rescue a Latvian guy(a work colleague) who had his car impounded at Heathrow . .. he asked how much he should pay the Police??? . .. (he never had a licence) and I went up to collect it on his behalf.

I shat myself, thinking he would lunge forward with a bunch of tenners!
Crazy!

Cristiano Ronaldo won an award aand he made some weird 'TSUUU' noise, from what I gather it's an Sup Forums meme which is now spreading.

Here's the video:
youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8

I love the polite clap afterwards

I just pissed in a bottle, capped it and threw it out my window onto someone's garden because he was annoying me.

>I just pissed in a bottle, capped it and threw it out my window onto someone's garden because he was annoying me.
The Queen would disapprove tbqh

This is the result of are proud patriotic pioneering scientist lads coming up with undetectable PEDs that no one else has yet.

Who says we don't make anything anymore?

Hitchens is an autist, but he's my kind of autist.

How many of you guys agree with Peter Hitchens' stance on addiction?

Pic not related, from his blog.

>IMPLYING GUANTAN ISN'T NECESSARY

He's actually a bit of a moron desu. The Abolition of Britain is a good book, but in general his writing pales in comparison to Roger Scruton. He will often deny some science because he has the almighty Hitchensian Common Sense, so he can dismiss economics and psychology.

"Muslims become terrorists because they inject marijuana's" t. Hitchens

He was PISSING ME OFF.

REEEEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=vT_PNKg3v7s

lads. imagine if a bear chased you

>littering

Off to the tower for high treason

Good Lord

>littering sovereign British clay

No way is that real

Clegg and Hitchens fight when?

I went snowboarding once. Broke both my wrists.

Bit naive desu

youtube.com/watch?v=BIql1ZpHovs

kek.

I've just pissed in another bottle. If he fucking makes one more noise.

Wow. Lucky shit.

I did read somewhere that bears can run faster uphill (a bit like cats) and downhill they tend to be more cautious?

>Ecomigs and Immies

Wew.

>Deutsch
>Mensch
Hochstenkek

>this world has the resources for everyone to live a """decent""" life

Sure, if you want the west to downgrade to Soviet levels of consumption so the rest can pull themselves up to that same level.

Fake confirmed viral marketing. Look it up.

This is stressful enough even just a black bear. youtu.be/9cND9XvNokc

Pretty cool tbqh

>canadians
kick its fucking head in already

You sound quite chavvy tbf
I imagine he could get in trouble if you keep doing it

Joe smashed him.

Don't give a fuck lol.

It's fake and was made by this company who are responsible for a shit load of viral videos

>thewoolshedcompany.com/virals.html

Fucking degenerate. Please do us all a favour and off yourself.

>GF
I want normies to leave

Sup Forums meme

APOLOGISE

Are horsey man looks like he's going to cry lads

>Our horsey rider holding back the tears as the anthem plays
>these feels

>That stiff upper lip from Nick Skelton

fucking based.

>Horsey man crying for the national anthem

Why are you actually watching horse riding.

>This fucking patriot

Pretty good m8, did you REEEE at him?

This guy voted leave guaranteed.

It was fucking beautiful lads. He must have been feeling so fucking good. What a hero.

Other Brit events coming up:

Tom 'Living Meme' Dailey in the 10m diving prelims at 8pm, then Hockey final at 9pm

Get this patriot into the next OP whoever makes it

>supporting these levels of civil unrest

Looks extremely British

I support the motion

Nothing wrong with attacking normies m8, they're the ones that litter usually

Are jade

Might as well be a nigger if you're going to act like that.

you forgot the queen of scotland

God bless that man.

Jade jones fucking hell my dik

>mel gibson died for this

>Nothing wrong with attacking normies m8, they're the ones that litter usually
Nigger

Her accent is so fucking sexy, I actually have a chub on

youtube.com/watch?v=cD7xNVoSvLY

Why is Karen so shit?

Yay vote from Northern Ireland, County Down.

Any videos of the medal awarding?

I'll fill piss jugs thinking of you lads xoxo

>even if you don't, it's an opportunity to make #ladbanter

based karen