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don't wanna do anything today

Good morning/cum/

AMLO 2018
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chairos are not human

If dubs Zando is my gf now

shit edition

Yeah let´s give the PRI another 6 years you idiot

Can't help but feel Mexico will be a disaster no matter who runs the place.

Me too
but at least I am not willing to let the PRI run my country for 6 more years
I don't know a lot of politics but I know that the rats in the power right now are fucking afraid of AMLO and that´s why I am voting him

>implying i'm gonna vote for PRI

>my country
Are you a mexican on vacation or a LARPing chicano?

he's a wetback working in america for those easy shekels to send to his family back in mexico

>my country

im in this thread too you guys

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You should sleep

post benis pls

i work at a ship port making instructions for my coworkers on where to place containers and assuring that they contain the materials. i mostly just sit at a front desk using a program that helps me map the containers out, unless i have to go outside to make sure they were placed in the correct area

im taking care of my two nieces

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>I'm not gay
>post penis

Why do "non gays" do this?

When does your shift start and end?

Also that's cute, I bet you're tired though. Are they loud?

just do it senpai

5pm to 5am, sometimes i do overtime and it usually takes me an hour or more to get back home. everything over there is loud, but only if you go outside. all the men working outside have really loud voices because you simply cant speak regularly with all the commotion and even walkies talkies are set to the highest volume

im watching a paw patrol movie right now

haven't seen any canucks around in awhile.

Gib Yukon

are you a girl

please, PLEASE!!! Let me suck your dicks!!

I work for an international company
I was hired in Mexico and worked there, now I am working/training here

are you a girl

you know there's another "German" around who is bi and completely ruining your credibility?

if you want me to!!

how can i get a bf like this

Wouldn't you rather see my butt?

No I meant are your nieces loud?
I used to work a 12 hour shift from 6pm to 6am so I feel you there, idk I liked the people I used to work with. Night shifts usually have really colorful characters working them.

ugh ok fine if you insist

I like to believe that GayGerm is the sexually frustrated alternate personality of FK born out of his over consumption of post-post-ironic humor and black twitter memes

of course it's me you retard
dick sucking requests always get a decent amount of (You)s

wish I wasn't always alone

>being alone

You have us user

this gif made me cum 10 times in 2 minutes

>being with others

junkies should be killed t-bh

nothing wrong with being alone (as long as you don't mind it)

all I ever wanted was a girlfriend

>still no zando butt pic

i can't stop procrastinating

>get 20+ matches on tinder
>no balls to talk to even 1
>get messaged by one
>delete tinder profile

All I ever wanted was a buchona girlfriend :(

kyself

I need a hot mamasita to spank my ass with a chancla and let me succ on her phat MeJicana toez.

Not posting my butt user

how do you stop being a virgin

this including smokers

why tho?

smoking weed is a valid cure for depression

I agree

It makes me feel happy desu

when you turn off your phone it's a black mirror because your phone creates a dark reflection of yourself both literally and metaphorically

youtu.be/l_kN_DJQJ3U

okay great now it's the rise f the brit cucks

does anime create depression?

a lot of things create depression
I got depressed reading Tolstoy but it doesn´t mean it´s a bad thing

i like kitties

youtu.be/lAIGb1lfpBw

depression is a meme for nutsacless soypussies

go to the girl store

youtube.com/watch?v=cOeKidp-iWo

I lost all of my money when I fell for the bitcoin meme but I made it back when I wrote a book about the bitcoin meme

Yes we do

she's hot

would insert my 5.9" penis in there

>She
Gay

>5.9
rather small, no?
SAD!
just under 6... pathetic!

Not what I meant user

just finished the homework i've been putting off

took me 5 minutes of focus

Then what did you mean?

/cum/? more like /gay/ jajaja

If you say so

me on the left

Is Zando a trap?

Boys can be cute but dicks will always be gross

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i-it's above average

>Boys can be cute
But user thats gay

>i-it's above average
no, i don't think so

would let him suck my big latino dick

what would you do if a girl recorded you masturbating without you knowing and then threatened to release it to the public

Annual McDonald's trip for my late buddy
Rip

CHI

kys myself

Woah almost had some sick digits too

Yeah so?

Very nice digits

Late buddy? Did he dieded?

Adam and EVE no adam and STEVE ok
God bless

Unironically get a lawyer for the memes

That's your reason for voting? Kill yourself

damn this guy got destroyed

>all the clubs at my uni are shit
>hobbies are pretty much shitposting, vidya, anime, listening to music, taking/experimenting with drugs from darknet markets
how get gf?

Would let her do whatever she wants
I wouldn't be ashamed tho

Freedom ain’t free. Praise jesus

Go somewhere with girls. Keep meeting them until one pretends to laugh at everything you say, then ask that one out.