DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE
LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED
LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA
inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/brit/
i fapped to bessie
doing a poo tbqhwy lads
being a goth is just another way to be not like those other girls/boys
it's like being "alternative" or "scene"
i used to think Sup Forums posters were autistic (including myself) until I started paying attention to Independent and Guardian comments
'sheeds living 5000 miles away from England, obsessively commenting on every story about this country trying to make 'powerful' statements. dont get it fellas, do not get it
What should I pay for the next 10 hours?
American Truck Simulator
or
7 Days to Die
>pay
play*
If I'm supposed to hate Germans and Argies because we fought in wars then why am I not supposed to hate the Americans?
think you should focus on your GCSEs mate
report him guys
ah i see it’s real student hours
Finished those 20+ years ago. Fucking smashed 'em. B+ average.
you arrive in Brisbane
grauniad commenters seem like they have a screw loose desu
there's a few decent comments but loads of oddballs
>If I'm supposed to hate Germans and Argies because we fought in wars
I don't think you are.
stomach is absolutely killing me lads, send help
The people writing articles aren't much better.
Like my haircut lads?
i refer to /brit/ as the beautiful thread
oi kids wen we go to woolies to buy some vie-tah-mins do you wanna eat at nando's or subbies?
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having a male sex drive is a curse
Nice trim
The Guardian comments are Rorke vs Sheed all day every day. It's great.
Truck Simulator if you're playing solo, 7 Days to Die is shit by yourself.
unironically getting a 2008 vw rabbit lads lol
what kind of person drives a vw rabbit?
Yo CJ!
>wear a lot of black
>people think I'm a goth
no??
remember the good ol days when my nan took me, on my birthday, to Woolworths to buy Wrestler toys
you're so
fuckin
precious
when you
smile
Haven't seen Robert Llewellyn for ages, he's not been found out as a nonce or something has he.
Goth
It's a state of mind.
You may already have it.
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used to grab a handful of dolly mixtures whilst playing the PS1 in woolies
mental how i basically contributed to bankrupting them haha
I ain't a-sayin' you treated me unkind
You coulda done better, but I don't mind
You just kind of wasted my precious time
But don't think twice, it's all right
not got much sex drive, me
Mink.
Used to only go into Woolies because it was a shortcut through town desu.
Might just sober up and watch the football
3 hours away though
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are we actually using this thread
ok then
1 or 2 days a week i get a high libido but most days i just dont care
thinkin of doin a delivaR00
wh*Te subhumans , how does this make you feel?
You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class wh*Tes. A nice town with almost no crime, an all round good community. However because of the weakness of the wh*Tes all it would take to destroy this community is one BLACK bull?
Just imagine, it’s a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% wh*Te town until suddenly a couple of BLACK bulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic wh*Te husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn’t stop until every girl was carrying their children, the wh*Te women’s original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.
The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.
Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising their BLACK children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior BLACK bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL colonization. You can’t take over a place without winning the attraction or respect of the people, that method will always collapse
me too
weird
Thanks for giving me an excuse to post this.
I work with a Ukrainian bloke, it is so easy to rile him up by saying, 'Yeah but Ukraine is basically part of Russia right.'
Duginists, National Bolsheviks and Strasserists exist purely for the sake of being edgy bad guys
Any BOONK gang man in?
well saying factually incorrect things is stupid
ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN (all the leaves are brown)
AND THE SKY IS GREY (and the sky is grey)
would never get a tattoo
poo
banger
wish i didn't exist and just experienced life through spectator mode
>7 Days to Die is shit by yourself.
I quite like it. Quite a comfy sandbox/base defence survival game to do with a podcast/audiobook on. Can't get multiplayer to work at all or else I'd play it though. Fucking Beta release shite. Googled how to do it and I'd have to hack my own firewall or something.
How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl’s clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You’re all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you’d get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you’d run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax,hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her,pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,“You came so much inside of me”, then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.
Same
nah more of a 6IX9INE man myself lad
poo
This is why I'm off to play video games now instead of entertaining /brit/ with my witty company.
Odds: American Truck Sim
Evens: 7 Days to Die
Trying not to fall asleep but so tired
any Lau man in?
sixixnineine
hmm
Sure, but that doesn't upset people as much as saying something which is technically correct.
Yeah, it can be a pain in the arse to get working.
any chebs man in
WOT U LOOKIN @ SLAHG
I hate people who aren't the same race as me
Brexit Britain is no country for Young People, they have been betrayed by the older generations selfish fears and nostalgia for Empire
Dr. Sarkocy
I'm COB
You will be driven by necessity when the time comes, then you will have no choice to engage plus you will have extra stress.
legs man myself
why not
And spend your time thinking your could do it better than the guy your spectating.
en oh en cee ee
pickle rickers in the house tonight
me nob
lol cry moar
Any Donk man in?
don't understand the appeal of chicken
what?
Was going to invite you for a Nandos but in that case get fugged.
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tastes nice
same. love ham though.
my lean costs more than your rent(it do)
allahmudillah
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more of a pork and lamb man myself
dont pay rent
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alri
Jeremy Corbyn? Yeah, I voted for him, what of it?
he looks like he stinks
word
what is a group of negros called?
a gaggle?
1 audible token lads, what should I get? I'm looking for something in a classic, any recommendations?
nobody asked
Commie twat
bet he's a socialist