This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims

This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

>She can cut you down with one sword stroke like mowing the lawn

Pottery

can her mouth trap the cum from these nuts?

Id get her back if you catch my drift

>souls

Christianity confirmed?

>Christianity invented souls

was the scipt written by the writer of Mortal Kombat characters bios?

>tfw no nipponese ninja bodyguardfu

Heathens and heretics...

Who mows their lawn with a sword?

Mowing machines have blades

How does blatant exposition like this get approved? Is it because David Ayer had to write the script in 6 weeks?

>Boomerang escapes Waller's prison and flees to Japan
>Amidst multiple bank heists, he runs into Katana who's investigating into some shady yakuza buisness
>They discover that the Yakuza is resurrecting an old Japanese mystic creature that would grant them infinite power
>It's basically Big Trouble in Little China with Boomer having no idea what is going on and just tagging along in Katana's story because he wants to bang her

Low budget, get Shane Black to write it and Matthew Vaughn to direct it. Little action/romance movie that's a homage to 80's films in general.
Call it "Katana & Boomerang: Tokyo Drift" or some shit like that.
Done. How to save two characters in one movie.

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What the fuck are Boomerang's abilities anyway? Just seems like they gave Aussies a crumb

He's a drunk racist aussie that can throw boomerangs.
That's it.
Literally the GOAT

Throwimg boomerangs and trick boomerangs

Specialized boomerangs which he throws with deadly skill.
That's it.
Oh and STRAYA M8

Needed to be more backstabbing though.

he's just really good at using boomerangs
he's a flash villain, you can't really treat them seriously because his most threatening enemy who isn't literally himself is a guy with a gun that stops things.

Surviving an encounter with a metahuman.
Seriously.
That's Amanda Waller's reason for wanting him on Task Force X.

Drunk Bogan scum detected, shouldn't you be picking up your dole check?
Pathetic
Jesus, like fucking cockroaches...
So it's a schtick

/ourguy/

Rake did it better

>"SHE GOT MA BAC"
what did he meant by this

>/tg/ for ants

This is Katana, she's got my back. Her sword makes +10 damage and and ignores armour.

Isn't Katana pretty much Batman's slave or something, doing all his bindings?

I can't wait for the spinoff trilogy

I love DC so much. Disney plays it too safe to give us highs as high or lows so hilariously, memetastically low.

God bless these beautiful madmen.

she's cute

Boomer is best boy.

Fucking adorable.

Cute girls are cute!

Are DC plane scenes automatic kino?

Always.

Take my money. Just fucking take it.

This is Katana! She's got back!

FUND IT

>mowing machines
had to swivel in my chair for 22 seconds from this

Everyone in the DC universe is Batman's slave.

No it was thinkfaster.gif

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I'd watch a Katana solo film to be honest family.

>drunk racist Aussie
Spin-off when?

any noods? I know she has fake tits but I still wanna see.

No.

>racist
But he was just playing Mah Jong with his nan

What a wonderfully cuppable tushy.

She doesn't have fake tits

>not into asians
> for some reason Katana made my dick harder than Harley did in AYO HOL UP despite wearing a mask the whole time

Now I understand why. That kind of cute cannot be contained.

Wrong post, cunt

Post pics of Boomerang's Nana's tushy.

Keep your feelings about Jai Courtney to yourself.

I was talking about his nana.

giv chutana gf

Do you think Katana mows her lawn?

No, she mows Flag's. She's got his back.

In the comics Flag is actually currently fucking Harley Quinn.

Imagine you are some million dollar actor, and you're in the middle of doing Take #3954 of Reshoot #34, and you have to sit and listen to this fucking awful dialogue over and over, and then in interviews, while the movie is rightfully blasted, you have to defend it and make shit up about why it's good or why in god's name you agreed to be in it.

like is being rich worth it as an actor if you have to completely throw away your integrity and be in films your rational mind knows full well are fucking shit as soon as you look at the script?

More like CUTE-tana am I right guys? ;)

Who mows their lawn with one strike?
I mean how small is her garden?

I like a woman with an unmowed lawn desu

And then imagine it was a huge box office success with plans for half a dozen sequels and spinoffs and you quit caring.

>suicide squad
>successful

lol

>b-but china

so then why don't they just make a second hollywood that exclusively makes garbage for chinese people to slurp up because clearly they dont really care about the quality of these films, and have proven many times they will forge ticket sale numbers to make films seem more successful (happened with Warcraft, record showings at theaters that couldn't even have been open due to flooding, and all the reported theaters were owned by the same big company)

>Put Katana in your movie
>Cast hot Asian bitch to play her
>Hide her face behind a shitty plastic mask
>Give her exactly two minutes of screen time and three lines
>Use the rest of the film to shove Margo Roastie down the audience's throat

This is why DC is failing.

Suicide Squad was banned in China you fucking retard.

No they're going for more of a Dark Souls thing

And it's likely to still top Spider-Flop.