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Dany's got a little thickness huh gentlemen?

AN HAHRUNHOL

More scorpions and the Golden Company on one side. The Night King, wight dragon and wight giants on the other side. Daenerys rekt.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

FUCKING MAD QWWWEEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

this fanart is unironically great

This show is shit and the only reason I watch it is to get angry about the garbage and to autistically screech about it on /got/

Branfu bestfu

i'm down with thick dany. not Sup Forums meme balloon size thick. normal thick

i hope boatsex is 20 minutes long, and we see them in all posible positions.
i also hope dany start screaming like crazy so that jorah can hear her

>chaos is ____

WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY

Me too.

Frogfaggots collectively killed themselves it seem. Great, they were a bunch of shitposters.

Leaked episode and where we know he ends up this season confirms Jaime is Azor Ahai

>Dickon

Sex scene leaked yet?

lets all cheer for the feminist queen so powerful so strong

Please someone tell me she gets her fucking head impaled by one of those crossbows

>it only took ONE/1/A SINGLE arrow to bring down a dragon

DANNY BTFO!!!!!!!!!11

Wasn't there supposed to be a scene where bran goes back in time to see himself be thrown out of the tower? What happened to that? Is it in the next episode?

>yfw a huge army sail to the other side of the continent to fuck up Lannister supply line and be back at Dragonstone in time for dinner

so isn't Dany Jon's aunt?

How will they explain Dany being able to get pregnant again

/our guy/

stop pretending to be retarded, its not funny or epic. We had the leaks of that scene weeks in advance.

doesn't he ditch cersei and head north to fight the others at the end of the season?

First for Dany confirmed evil
Seriously
>Jon: If you burn everyone alive, you're not any different
>Dany: lol k *burns all her enemies alive while the Dothraki scream a savage war cry*

>two separate scenes explaining how the dothraki are worthless
>your people can't fight

AN HAHRUNHOL

her arm looks kinda fucked.

Magic Prince that was promised prophecy

>hurr i come to Sup Forums all the time and engage in your fucking board fuckery

answe rthe fucking question if you know the answer you goddamn retard

nobody comes to your fucking insular neckbeard boards except to ask a fucking question, you have no purpose on this site other than to answer it

I agree. It's actually romantic.
We haven't seen any romantic sex scene in the show so far. Except for that one when Dany seduces Drogo, but they were clothed there

yes

the sun will rise in the west

Azor ahai's semen is strong.

it was tiny as fuck too

I lmao'd hard

Remember when Varys and Baelish had that conversation about Aegon's conquest being a lie ?

We know have the proof.
Just pack your fucking castle with balistas and the Dragons are dead.

a ladder

but that's incest

power of love

he meant commonfolk not filthy footsoldiers

The dialogue in the leaked episode was probably the most cringe I've ever seen

D&D literally have no idea what they're doing

time to leave and go back to your cesspool m8

It destroyed the ballista and would have killed Jaime

Took down might be a strong word when it had no impact on the battle whatsoever

That dragon's dead

and...?

Yes he does

>destroys highgarden
>ran through by uncoordinated savages

Normies cheer for dany so she will obviously win

so he was merely acting here because he'd already played it out in his head?

In the books little butterfly scribe is cute and interesting.

oh well, GRRM is gonna die before the books are finished, so the tv show is now canon

honjestly though the writing has gotten so much worse

HOW DID DOTHRAKI GET FROM DRAGONSTONE TO MAINLAND

Was it worse than we predicted it with the script leaks?

If there was more than 1 ballista the dragon was fucked.

well he was talking about KL at that point. If she stormed the KL with the dragons and mudslimes then civil casualties would be off the charts. This one however was just army vs army. so fairplay.

No, but now we know Cersei just has to put ballistas on every towers of the Red Keep to hold it forever.

will GOT make people finally realise that there is nothing wrong with incest?

Yes they do. You guys are just not their audience.

a ladder

it did shit all to drogon, im sure any targ conquerer knows how to deal with ballistae

burn them first

BURLINGTON BAR


WHEN

>jaime picks up the lance and suicidally charges at dany
almost saved the show desu

>chaos is______
A big guy.

D&D Magic.
Ain't gotta explain shit.

DUUUUUUUUDE
JUST
TURN
OFF
YOUR
BRAAAIIIN

Wow u must be so fun at parties duude

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it will never be canon, shitposter

Sir Orrin tier balls of steel.

It's amazing because each new episode reconfirms the leaks
The boat sex will be amazing. I can't wait for the normie memes all over facebook

well they obviously won't screen a leaked episode and film the reactions in public now will they?

Yes, GOT will finish what Flowers In The Attic started

For the last time, a ballista is a torsion weapon, it is not a giant crossbow. There are no ballistae in Game of Thrones.

>boat sex
Can I get a quick rundown

already is

...

in his mind he has won harrenhall and lost harrenhall

EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING AT ONCE

horses can swim

except its not

The leaks only listed the events.

>burn them first
And how do you do that ?

>Dive on castle packed with ballistas.
>stuka.mp3
>Rain of black arrows.
>Stuka dead

nobody cares nerd

Beg yer pardon, "My Grace", but you are speaking about the lords of normies. Please refer to them by their correct titlle. The Burlington Hambeasts from Windy Niggerton

Jon and Dany fuck on a boat after everyone agrees to unite to fight the dead (except Cersei cause she's a dick)

dude, GRRM is going to die before he even finishes the book he's working on now.

The chance that an almost 500 pound man lives to see 80 is zero. ZERO. He will NOT finish game of thrones.

the tv show is now canon because GRRM is going to die

83th for the cutest princess

???

will Preston review the leak or will he wait until next week?

Why didn't Qyburn soak those fucking bolts in some deadly poison?

>cause she's a dick
>refuses to enter unwinnable battle

sounds like mygal

no but trump will
clinton made blowjobs ok, trump incest

If he reviews (or acknowledges) the leak he loses HBO's consent

If they were expecting a dragon attack why not carry more scorpins? If they weren't expecting it why they were carrying ony?

Damn, I was unaware of that.
Didn't lurk hard enough.

>GRRM is going to die before he even finishes the book he's working on now.
It doesn't matter, that won't make the show canon, it will never be canon.

Someone give us the link of the leaked episode NOW!

seems like HBO killed that guy who was leaking script for every episode
shame, i wanted boatsex details

Reminder that Tully seed is the strongest

How could someone write this?