Do Europeans understand the pure and simple joy of a sloppy joe?

Do Europeans understand the pure and simple joy of a sloppy joe?

what is this exactly
looks tasty

Haven't had one of these in ages

They're gross. Cheap ground meat with a sugary sauce.

Ground beef or pork, onions, tomato sauce, and spices on a toasted bun
Common in school cafeterias and the kitchens of single men in their 20s

>They're gross. Cheap ground meat with a sugary sauce.
Have you only ever had ones from your middle school cafeteria?

Yes, I love them.
Cook them every now and then.
I first saw it in "Billy Madison" when that cafeteria lady served them extra shloppy joes.
Looked so delicious desu (kinda gross but actually delicious)

That's where they belong. There is no such thing as a nice sloppy joe.

Burgers are superior

Don't even meat to make a good one. There's nothing like it

yeah, I do that when I'm too lazy to cook pasta for the leftover bolognese.

I usually make some when I have leftover bolognese sauce. I like to put some cheese and lettuce in them as well

t. poverty-stricken poorfag

The sloppy joe is exclusively consumed by the poorfag white trash class

Nice bread roll, not like these foamy stuff from mcdonald.

Sloppy joes are shit tbqh

How do you eat one of these?

i put that content on macaroni and sprinkle curry, parmezan, mayonnaise, ketchup and more yellow grated cheese that melts like gauda or trapist and a lot of pepper and some weird italian basil thing and then i mix it all up and heat it one more time in the microwave for a few seconds
then i douse it all with liquid parmezan
I like 3 types of cheese in it, one is sandy, on is stretchy and one is liquid

Is that just chilli con carne in a bun?

wtf that looks like literal shit

Do they scoop that steaming pile of SHIT with hand or do they use a spoon?

American food is so good at looking and tasting amazing, but it's all garbage when it comes to nutritional value.

Yes I know I'm not European, but fuck you.

Fuck you too

Thats why I asked, even the one in OPs pic looks like it will collapse after the first bite.

Butt fuck you too. What the fuck do you know about food? You cant even eat smoked bacon

I'm pretty sure sloppy joes are one of those disgusting poverty foods from the '50s that barely anyone eats anymore, like meatloaf and aspic

You use a fork and knife for sloppy joes, you don't eat them by hand.

How much money you make? Do you make at least 100k a year? If not stfu.

>meatloaf
I have memories of eating meatloaf when I was young yet I haven't seen it in the UK since and I rarely hear Americans talk about it any more.

I actually quite liked it desu

Sounds like a gay porn actor.

Meatloaf is actually good unlike sloppy joes

>smoked bacon

I can, just not pork bacon. Besides, I prefer smoked salmon.

So sad to see a fellow muslim insulting his own brethren.

>t.kid who doesn't know how to cook

Does it still exist though?

>it's all garbage in nutritional value

Here, I'll hook you up to one of these you mini-Saudi.

>just not pork bacon

I doubt pakis and arabs get along desu

Meatloaf is known as Haslet in the UK, you can get it cold at places like Tesco but it is hard to find hot.

>intravenous fat

I see it in Morrisons but it doesn't look like meatloaf desu it looks like shit
That's 80% fat, what sort of shit bacon is that?

Yeah. You can get it in some restaurants and a lot of people make it at home

i do

>That's 80% fat
>shit bacon

You couldn't contradict yourself more if you tried

>just not pork bacon
No other kind of bacon exists.

Sloppy joes taste like ass, fuck tomatoes.

just make some by yourself, it's by far one of the easiest dishes to prepare at home. you simply mix spices, breadcrumbs, water, eggs, onions and minced meat in a bowl, form a loaf of it, then cook it in the oven.

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>fuck tomatoes

end yourself

Jesus christ looks like something I leave in the toilet bowl after a night of heavy drinking

It's smoked. It's pretty good. I do prefer the American style bacon but ours goes good into so many foods

Thats fucking pršut, peka, šunka, that isnt bacon.
You dont fry that at all, you eat it with wine or rakia as appetizer.
Bacon is mostly the belly of the pig, and it has to have lines of both meat and fat, fat parts are excellent especially with garlic, it can cure colds and is one of the best things to eat for breakfast
Fat bacon is also a must for bbq or plate frying

>No other kind of bacon exists

Beef and chicken bacon exists. But I'm not a huge fan of chicken bacon, it tastes like shit. Beef is not that bad tho.

That actually looks delicious. I love fatty meat so much, it always tastes better than really lean meat.

Is that camel piss and cream? My favourite!

>I doubt pakis and arabs get along desu

You'd be surprised

Only autists claim that one type of bacon is best, I think that they all have their place and can all be appreciated.

Think about the contents of your typical taco without the lettuce and cheese and replace it with BBQ or tomato sauce. Now put it on a bun. You get a sloppy joe.

>Beef and chicken bacon exists
No, it is just shaped to look like bacon and tastes nothing like the real thing. Bacon by definition means salted pork, there is nothing wrong with salting other meats to enjoy but do not try to pretend it tastes like pig.

>that isnt bacon.
You're wrong mate.
English word bacon comes from the word "back" because the slice of meat is from the back portion of a pig.
What you and americans call bacon comes from the side portion of the back.
In Polish it's called boczek (bok - side, boczek meaning literally "little side") while the english bacon is called bekon.

As usual the confusion is created by americans being dumb fucks.

It's a total parental nutrition pack. It has every nutrition you ever need but it tastes like absolute garbage. Generally it's hooked in by something directly to your stomach or intestines. It's high in sugar so prolonged use of it will give you a bad case of diabeetus.

Adidas bacon it should be called

>but do not try to pretend it tastes like pig

Pig, from what I've heard, tastes even more fatty than beef. Beef is already fatty as heck so I think pig would taste disgusting for me because it would be too much fat for me to handle. But I can see the appeal in fried pork bacon (fatty meats tendd to be really good when fried, prolly cause the fat absorbs all the oil)

Bitch fat is literally what carries the taste of meat. That's why poultry especially chicken which is extremely lean in fat tastes like paper pulp

Never been tempted to try it despite your religion?

Do Americans understand the pure and simple joy of a sausage and potato soup?

I make this every week but with different sausages, chorizo has been the best so far.

I'd ask why you haven't tasted pig yet, but then my flicked off my stupid switch.

Bacon is outright greasy, and will taste a bit more like grease than meat. Pork chop tastes a bit more savory and and gamy relative to chicken. If you ever, for whatever reason, eat bear, that's what pork would taste like. For pork ribs, if you add a tiny bit of BBQ they will taste very close to lamb. I don't think of have any analog to beef with pig, maybe pork belly.

Now from your nation and religion's stand point, I can completely understand why they avoid pigs. They will eat anything. Fuck I've witnessed them chewing on rubber tires. I've eaten hunted hog (pest control) down South that been living near garbage dumps, and the taste exactly as such.

>fat is literally what carries the taste of meat

Nice, someone who knows how to cook. I'm not a big fan of really lean meat, it just ends up tasting like paper but pork fat is just too much for me to manhandle. Any time I look at pork fat I feel like i'm going to get a heart attack.

I have, but they don't sell it here. Except on the border.

are you underage

>Fuck I've witnessed them chewing on rubber tires

haha wtf. where was this? isn't hog more gamey than your typical pork meat? do you cook it right when you just caught it or do you wait a bit?

yeah it tastes great and it's among the cheapest dishes to make. there is no reason not to love it. fish soup is also great and especially cheap if you catch the fish yourself
>really lean meat, it just ends up tasting like paper
have you ever tried horse meat? it is really lean but also full of taste.

Is that a slang word for a blowjob? I like those.

holy shit

>american food

>yuropoors have never microwaved a gun

I once had some sloppy without the joe.

you don't

I usually microwave it after cleaning it with antifreeze.

Meatloaf is great. I keep meaning to make it. It's still pretty common here.

>chicken bacon

Never had this.

>You're wrong mate.
>English word bacon comes from the word "back" because the slice of meat is from the back portion of a pig.
>What you and americans call bacon comes from the side portion of the back.
>In Polish it's called boczek (bok - side, boczek meaning literally "little side") while the english bacon is called bekon.
>As usual the confusion is created by americans being dumb fucks.
P*le spewing bullshit

>The word is derived from the Old High German bacho, meaning "buttock", "ham" or "side of bacon", and is cognate with the Old French bacon.[2][3]

It can mean back and it's distant origin is back but it's meant a variety of parts of the pig from before us. You probably also think we invented the word "soccer".

>Is that a slang word for a blowjob? I like those.
No, that would be a Blajowski.

I eat a stew + sausage nearly every day in the mess. They mostly make red or green bean stews with potatoes and onions. The type of sausage depends on the day, too. I usually pepper it a lot. I always enjoy that meal, it tastes great.

you've tasted some sort of soup at least? r-right?
can you post a picture of your typical meal?

Of course I've had soup. Being Jewish, I've had Matzah Ball Soup many times.

no meat in the soup? the stock must not taste very good

Matzah Ball Soup is okay. I don't recommend it often, but it's definitely worth having at least once in your life.

maybe I'll try it if I find a place that serves it. It doesn't look nasty