Anglo asks me to give him directions in the subway

>Anglo asks me to give him directions in the subway
>Make him take the wrong métro

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Noice

>anglo speaks to me in english
>chimp out and publicly berate him

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Delightfully devilish

magnifique

>ask a Frenchman for directions as a distraction for a gypsy to pickpocket him

honhon well done mon ami

imagine being so butthurt that the English beat the French in the game of civilization that you treat all anglos like shit
lmao

>2018
>asking directions

gypsies rarely target locals though

This. If he's not using google maps he deserves it

>ask an American for directions as a distraction for him to get SHOT

La créature des enfers qui se croit anglaise...

>*block anglos' path*

>Anglo asks me to give him directions to the subway
>give him the directions to quizno's

>anglo asks me the direction to the nearest McDonald's
>give him the direction to the nearest 3-stars restaurant

>ask some faggot working at a french airport for directions
>nigger refuses to do his job and pretends he doesn't hear me because I used English
dumb frogeaters

Your fault for not knowing French haha

There's an English speaker in my bus, how should I harass him?

>Ask Frog for directions
>He directs me away from any French people
Thanks?

Suck his dick haha

Haha nice one mon ami

>Anglos

Don’t

I thought Canada was a country free of hate.

good strategy, they know public anger would be their undoing, and tourists have more money anyways I imagine

>Anglo asks something in english
>Answer his question IN FRENCH
>He then tries to ask his question in french
>He fails

>I'm an asian lives in Montreal moved from China 2 years ago. I understand the feeling of both sides.

he's still salty this isn't the 18th century, where some people apart from locals spoke french

why french are so arrogant?

The eternal, unanswerable question.

>Angry Quebecker goes ballistic over half his country's population in 2050
wonder if Quebec separatism is going to spike as they realize they're the last white people left in Canada (besides scant newfies and flyovers)

>get helped by a fat slob who reeked of junk food from the distance to rob a local

why did you post? you really didn't need to

Brazilian chimps did the same thing during the 2016 Olympics. It was like a fucking leprechaun's rainbow for them

quite the opposite

cnn.com/2015/08/21/europe/france-train-shooting/index.html

>yfw the American National Guard removes Muslims from France for you
>for free

Quebecers care more about language than race.

Race = language
Even a nigger who speaks English is better than a Fr*nch

This is genuine autism

At least they're halfway there. Our businesses have sold us down the river in terms of language, because it's common to see dual-language (Spanish and English) signs in grocery stores, government buildings, gas stations, etc., all the basics that the lower class encounters.

80 years ago we would have said "learn English or fuck off," so Quebec is honestly on the right side of this issue

Language is probably the only thing you can fully inherit from another racial group.

this.
It's good for me because i have terminal autism. I would never dare to ask anyone. If i lived 10-20 years ago I would have never made it

not really? maybe 1 or 2 products on a shelf will have a spanish label as well, and I turn those over when I see them, alien languages of no use to me.

Not talking about labels, which are a distribution issue. If you bother looking at your shampoo or cosmetics, you'll notice it's Eng/Spa/French consistently, because it's simply easier to manufacture a bunch of labels/packaging like that. Same for video game manuals, back before digital distribution got big.

Signs are different. Signs are deliberate.

never seen a spanish language sign, I wouldn't see it being much use

Are you pretending to be retarded?

That's fine, I envy you for living in an area sans Mexicunts

>Make him take the wrong métro
>do not tell him to take the RER D
You fucked up m8

Should've made English the official language.

My first thought as well.
Though, when I'm travelling, I often asked by other tourists for directions, like I'm a local. Pretty weird.

This means you don't look like a tourist, which is great.

>Dane asks me for directions in English
>I respond in Swedish
>he pretends to understand and walks the wrong direction

Happens to me all the time. Doesn't matter whether it's Montreal, Paris or Amsterdam, I get always asked for directions sometimes even in the local language.

Just a tip, using google maps and the GPS doesn't affect your roaming charges. Just make sure you download the maps of the country you're visiting and you're good to go.

Maps.me are also great.

absolutely BASED
DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH ?
DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH ?
EST-CE QUE TU PARLE FRANCAIS ?
YOU'RE A FUCKING BRITISH
MORT AUX ANGLAIS
VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE

FUCK TOUE

québec est toujours basé, nique les anglophones

>Foreigner asks me to give him directions in the subway
>"First you decide if you want footlong or 6-incher"

good for france
fuck britain and fuck anglos

>wear a grotty football shirt that's 12 seasons out
>Shout loudly at the locals even though I know the language
>Drink alcohol as soon as i get up
>Ask for directions even though i know the area in slow English
>Use broken phrases
I am superior

Next time make them take the metro to the ghettos

howling at the potato bag

I was being generous.

why are frenchs so rude?

based quebequois

Congratulations,the burger is in your crountry for longer.

Either you're an anglo lover or a retard.
It's sense of inferiority,because they always were btfo by anglos.

I thought you would understand.
> America removing invaders that only got through because of french incompetence
Sounds familiar
He probably thought you were double trolling and giving him wrong info.
> TFW a fucking dane overestimated yor intelligence