User, you are now the head of programming for Netflix! What is your plan to save the company?

>user, you are now the head of programming for Netflix! What is your plan to save the company?

Well, Sup Forums?

How would you kinofy Netflix?

partnership with pornhub

I would increase bitrate for 4k content to 50mbit/s

>remove all SJW programming
>cater only to normal people with realistic movies and television shows that inspire bravery, heroism and love for one's people, while making the villains reflect reality while making the outcomes somewhat unpredictable as good does not always win over evil
>include documentaries that will redpill the masses on the JQ and more.
>create a small, but effective 24/7 news division that will provide people with true, reality-based and anti-Zionist news that will keep them up to date and well-informed
>hire only non-SJW White and Asian people to cater to their own groups and pay them well, with benefits and a means to climb the ladder within the company

And then I would watch all the other streaming companies fail as people are disgusted with them, while charging people $15 a month which is perfectly fine because they stopped consuming all other entertainment and news media and now trust the new Normal Netflix.

More Finnish shows and Movies.

Everybody loves Finland.

this post gave me cancer

am I supposed to save it or kinofy it?

Stop making these shit fucking movies. Whenever I see the netflix logo I know the movie is gonna be trash.

both

>Berserk adaptation in response to HBOs Game of Thrones
>Hannibal season 4
>MDE Word Peace Season 2
>A horror anthology series based on the works of Junji Ito, every episode has a different guest director
might not save netflix but just shit I'd like to happen

impossible

have faith, user.

Remove all the B Movie Trite and collaborate with Red Letter Media and The Criterion Collection to fill in our catalog

I find it hard to believe you don't already have a position in the mainstream media, however diminutive that position may be.

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LIVE EVERY NIGHT
USING ACTORS MAPPED TO SUITS
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could be done with south parks tech probably

>then we make a deal for mystery science theatre but with space ghost and south park

i am the lone locust of the appocolypse.

oh, and no more letting companies hold out on old movies
if you're gonna let us in, it has to be the whole library
for streaming
new movies can wait for dvd sales to die down, but thats it.
stop taking away all the fucking christmas movies after january.
so what if i want to watch Rudolf in october

License youtubers like RLM and put their content on their website.

Put it under "online indies" or something.

>Create two separate services

>One focuses on movies only and the other tv shows.

>Charge them separately but will increase the amount of movies/shows they'll stream and adding more and more classic shows and films.

>Add a rotten tomato/imdb scores to each content and even have a best to worst listing category.

>Ditch all Netflix originals

>Start pushing for more and more classic Disney movies.

This

Remove region restrictions. Nothing worse than seeing on Kikebook "entire series of your favourite available for streaming RIGHT NOW" but it's in a different territory.

Buy out Indieflix and and Fandor and add their catalog. Make a partnership with Kino Lorber, Criterion, Janus, and TCM to rotate some of their films. Remove all Pajeet movies. Incentivize independent filmmakers.

>create two services

Wow they never tried that before did they?

They aren't that big of Jews, yet.

More old movies. Chaplin, Keaton, etc.

Netflix has no control over that.

You're fired.

More Seagal kino

more progressive shows showing women as leads with their purse puppy minorities as side characters

You know fuck it. We're going to do some rated R shit. We'll lead off with Moon Knight and make sure we attach the Marvel intro to it. What this ensures is that all the people that watch comic book movies but never read them can all circle jerk each other because they did their homework on Wikipedia. So we lead with R-Rated Moon Knight, which is basically a K-Mart Batman. But we make it edgy as fuck. Then, we want to kind of go after the Defenders success, so at the end of Moon Knight we tease Blade, like hardcore. Pretty much make it obvious that we're doing Blade for the nostalgia fags. So we got Moon Knight and Blade, start combining that with Punisher. Next we'll do an Iron Fist, a throw away character that no one really cares about, so do a quick Ghost Rider series.

Hearts of Darkness series right there. Blade, Ghost Rider, Punisher, and Moon Knight. R-Rated, who gives a fuck it's somehow connected to the MCU and it's edgy as fuck give me money.

The problem with Netflix is they tried getting into the TV series business and they killed there movie selection and recently there series selection. Separating them you'd have a Hulu/filmfetch kinda selection.

I'd turn Wet Hot American Summer into a franchise

Dumbass of the thread detected.

Gross

Warren Ellis' Castlevania is expanded to a full season with the budget to match to do justice to the classic that is Symphony of the Night... but it has to be done with complete accuracy to the game; to the point where that includes the miniscule ten-or-so conversations that happen during the entire runtime, so it's mostly spent watching a brooding pretty boy running through his dad's house wondering whether he should keep his flashing rave cape or spend money on a cloak named after quite possibly the gayest musical.

Make a deal for a live action Star Wars tv show.

You're welcome.

alternatively you should just kill yourself or at least never have sex

>kinofy
I can't even answer this question. I'm still to busy laughing at how stupid you sound. What a sad try hard meme. People always sound so stupid when they use it. To the point of being embarrassing

show like in treatment or something like that

every episode is a different couple

it's always a white girl and a black guy couple, or a white girl looking for black guy, or a black guy looking for a black girl etc

the point is, every episode has unsimulated sex scene. We have different writers for every episode, but there's only one rule they have to follow, the episode has to have at least one unsimulated sex scene between a white girl and a black guy.

I'd argue this show would be even more successful than House of Cards,

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