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British genocide edition

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alri

hope they both wipe each other out.. two birds one stone

chelsea will lose 3-1 to barca

anime

Other so-called German trying to make me look bad

r*ssians can't even clean their own stick

so many foreigners in my toil. Poles, Germans, Dutch, French, Swedes. All shitty robotic people with no sense of humour and their work ethic is fucking horrendous. Don't listen to the shit you'll hear about the white british working class being lazy, poles are fucking lazy niggers of europe.

At least coming home I'm with my people, the natives. The underclass of the company. Downtrodden, cynical, grey-faced, half-dead sarcastic people, but they're our guys. We all hope brexit happens soon. Especially when the foreigners drive by in their metrosexual VW gulfs and Skodas, splashing puddles in our face

based russians

you know who it is nigger

lads

Kissing, sex and all other forms of physical intimacy are so alien to me that they are literally unfathomable

yo homie im the fo shizzle nizzle snoop doggy dizzle!

*is 45 years old*

>make any kind of post
>immediate response from yuros in all caps
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why didn't we finish off the soviets in 45 when we had the chance

Girl in work looks exactly like a mix of Taylor hill and Holly Earle for a start

>women don't care about unless you have money and social status

this poster is on half term

Having a giggle picturing some Sup Forumsslug sperging out on his Mom for buying fried rice for dinner.
FUCK YOU MOM I CAN'T EAT FRIED RICE IT HAS SOY SAUCE IN IT IM NOT A SOYBOY FAGGOT I'M A BASED MAGAPEDE WHO WILL NEED BECOME A SOYBOY BUY ME SOMETHING ELSE

fucked my gf this morning before work lmao

This but unironically

All that I learn’d about evolution came from King Cook, the Norman.

would love to go to war with russia, just all of NATO against those drunken fucking idiots, slav cunts have had it coming for too long

because you didn't have the chance

snoop dogg is a literal redditor

reddit.com/user/Here_Comes_The_King/

>reading a book
*shoots you both for being virgins*

Fried rice doesn't have soy sauce in it though unless you add it

FONT

*absorbs all the trolling and mean things brits post about me as kinetic energy, like black panther's suit*

imagine "falling in love"

so asinine and childish

i unironically havent even fancied a girl since i was 15 over 9 years ago

fo sure ma dog im the double d oh double gg homeboy : ))

*is nearly middle aged*

Mum never paid me any attention probably because I had no money or social status when I was born

No shit

classic post

>friends are all slowly getting gfs
>meanwhile I haven't had sex for 3 years

oh well, at least I'm not a virgin like you lot
haha

If all of continental Europe apart from Scandinavia, Benelux and Portugal were wiped off the map, the world would be a better place.

my older half brother is 42 with an art degree and lives with his 86 year old mother

i'm studying stem

oh no
a popular man has an account on a popular website

and you
an unpopular person shitpost on an unpopular website

in love with the gf desu. incredible feeling

>"i'd love to let america beat russia"
howling
would love britain alone to go to war with russia, you'd get fucking trounced

sociopath

yeah but his last post was 4 months ago
and he has worked with Gorillaz
this is the same lad who posted this

lads

show some respect boy

he makes money, he has a job where he gets to travel, hang out, not do any real work and all he has to do is say fo shizzle. whats he gonna do, turn down the offers?

>oh no
>a popular man has an account on a popular website
>and you
>an unpopular person shitpost on an unpopular website

youtube.com/watch?v=5zkHLp24Gis

yes, but fried rice is shit if it doesn't have soy sauce in it

and if you actually care about the whole retarded soy meme thing then you're an imbecile who shouldn't be engaged

My log is afraid of fire

There’s fire where you are going

Hawk

There’s fire where you are going

someone post the webm of the women in the car

Filtered that stupid fucking dog image. Bender twat keeps posting it.

drake is a god

love this meme. Britain would destroy Russia in conventional warfare. Their navy is an actual meme and their ground forces are 1940s tier. Stop playing battlefield lad

so immediately you're saying it's a looks thing
i don't think you love her mate, i just think you're infatuated with her good looks
if you proposed to a woman, then that kinda hints that some part of you wanted to be with this woman forever, knowing that one day she'll be old and not look great but you'd want to be with her anyway.
use her head, lad. stick with the fiancee.

the happy dog gimmick is about two weeks past its "best by" date

>I rate luxembourg

did the man do the thing on the internet

the 'dit have stolen our >you arrive in neocastle gimmick

any movies that will make me feel?

Did you do it by file name?

>AZARD

wonder what thailad's doing right now

probably something thailaddish i don't doubt

MD5

l-lads

but we did. we had the atomic monopoly. soviets were in shambles. Patton himself said it was possible

I have porn folders based on race and ethnicity

meme dog is fugly

>German of compact discs

no they haven't you mong
this was literally a twitter meme 2 years ago

Yeah Patton also thought he was a reincarnated Carthaginian who could accurately recall his past lives.

l don't see race or ethnicity

they had twice as many divisions in europe when the war ended
muh nukes wouldn't have matter

>Their navy is an actual meme
its not great but neither is the UKs
>and their ground forces are 1940s tier
clown. keep your mouth shut about things you know nothing about

imagine spending your time wondering what some mong who posts on an imageboard is up to

Her Royal Majesty's Londonderry (HM) (QC)

segregation is illegal

Good to see early morning contributions

rule of thumb: no meme has ever come from /brit/

(apart from the shit gimmicks like "dave")

ah yes, the atomic monopoly of one two bombs already used on Japan. Soviets also had way more manpower on the ground in Europe.

Not saying you wouldn't have won eventually, but it would be nowhere near possible to take them out in '45

I miss Beto

maybe he was
were they not all starving to death by then

he might be a mong but he's our mong and a great /brit/ poster

nice you even got a (you)

not even business ideas?

*watches u*

>its not great but neither is the UKs
The Russian Navy's flagship vessel needs a tugboat to continously follow it in case it breaks down in operations, which it regularly does. It's a joke.

>clown. keep your mouth shut about things you know nothing about

It's objectively true paddy. Their rifles are dusty old pieces of shit. You need to stop playing Battlefield, mate, its a good game I get that but it does not reflect reality at all.

>real IRA
>Is actually the fake IRA

I agree.
I think it’s hard to not be attracted to her especially when the gf has let herself go a bit. Also doesn’t help that I spend 8 hours a day with the girl in work.
I’m probsbly just nervous about being a married man. I never had casual things with girls, only ever long term gfs. Maybe I’m upset I’ve missed out on youthful fun.

I know, I like him

maybe not in 45 but given the way things shook out it might have been a good investment of time to finish the job

they were in central europe and other places not literally razed to the ground like russia had been by the germans
they were better fed at that point than they had been i years

was sitting at toil earlier wondering what you were doing at the specific moment x

This day in history:

1472 – Orkney and Shetland are pawned by Norway to Scotland in lieu of a dowry for Margaret of Denmark.

Margaret was born in Denmark to King Christian I of Denmark, Norway and Sweden. By the time she was four years old there were talks about her marriage to the Scottish Prince James.

She was interested in clothes and jewelry, and known for always being dressed in the latest fashions of the time. Reportedly, she was not very fond of her husband and had intercourse with him only for procreation, though she did respect his position as a monarch.

Margaret died at Stirling Castle on 14 July 1486 after falling ill, and was buried with James III in Cambuskenneth Abbey. The abbey has mostly been reduced to ruins, apart from its bell-tower which is still standing today. The grave was restored in 1865 at Queen Victoria's expense.

give me one good reason why you haven't invested all your money in Litecoin yet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Wightman
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have a folder called Oy Vey, its a collection of photoshopped images of pornstars getting impreganated, but i've put a filter background of the star of david behind it and pretend shes jewish

any niggers itt l can say hello to?

internet money is a meme

perhaps. I don't think anyone wanted more war at the time though

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