I'm a staffer with the Clinton campaign. The campaign is literally falling apart...

I'm a staffer with the Clinton campaign. The campaign is literally falling apart. Clinton and Kaine are growing more bitter towards each other behind the scenes, her advisors are all considering jumping ship, and Clinton herself is starting to crack under the weight. I've personally been delivering more and more pain medication to her over the past few weeks ever since the DNC. Whatever poker face she had in the public eye before this week is likely going to fade away very soon, the presidency is literally giving her full-on panic attacks and dangerous blood pressure. I've heard her screaming behind locked doors about how she can't keep up the charade anymore and that she has absolutely nothing ready for the debates in terms of a strategy or range of issues. Debbie Wasserman Schultz has just announced she will leave the campaign, and she will likely followed by the bulk of Clinton's advisory team, leaving her dead in the water, because this woman doesn't know politics to save her life. She knows she'll bomb at the debates, she knows her poll numbers are slipping, she knows everyone with any common sense in her own campaign is getting the fuck outta dodge before it crashes and burns.

I've been wanting to say this for weeks now and I don't have anywhere else to go without taking to the press. If you have a question please ask. They'll never know I came here.

I'm a staffer with the Trump campaign, just in Norway for a few days. The campaign is literally falling apart. Trump and Pence are growing more bitter towards each other behind the scenes, his advisors are all considering jumping ship, and Trump himself is starting to crack under the weight. I've personally been delivering more and more pain medication to him over the past few weeks ever since the RNC. Whatever poker face he had in the public eye before this week is likely going to fade away very soon, the presidency is literally giving him full-on panic attacks and dangerous blood pressure. I've heard him screaming behind locked doors about how he can't keep up the charade anymore and that he has absolutely nothing ready for the debates in terms of a strategy or range of issues. Paul Manafort has just announced he will leave the campaign, and he will likely followed by the bulk of Trump's advisory team, leaving him dead in the water, because this man doesn't know politics to save his life. He knows he'll bomb at the debates, he knows his poll numbers are slipping, he knows everyone with any common sense in his own campaign is getting the fuck outta dodge before it crashes and burns.

I've been wanting to say this for weeks now and I don't have anywhere else to go without taking to the press. If you have a question please ask. They'll never know I came here.

Bump. Also post proof, gijdillax

If I wanted fantasy porn, I'd be on /hc/, not Sup Forums.

Proof or it's nothing. Record shit. Send it to WikiLeaks. Enjoy.

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>If I wanted fantasy porn

Kek

>Norway

I'm Donald Trump. The campaign is going beautifully! Great campaign. One of the best campaigns I've seen. Pence and I, Pence is an amazing guy, thats why I chose him, Pence and I are getting along swell. Just swell. I just recently sent one of my staffers to Sweden, great country Sweden, lovely people. Anyway, this guy has been getting on my nerves lately. He says to me "Hey Donald, why are you taking these pain medications?". As if he doesn't know about the bone spurs in my foot! Complete whackadoo if you ask me. Don't know who hired him. He also looks at me weird after my daily scream sessions which I learned from my good friend Tony Robbins, you've heard of this guy right? Wonderful guy, one of the best. Anyway, I can't wait to get to the debates. The MSM, bunch of crooks, have been lying about my polls and trying to slander me. No good. After these debates crooked Hillary won't have anywhere to hide and we can get on to making America great again!

I'm a stagger with the Jeb! campaign. Please send help, Jeb! is making us eat spoiled guacamole and post bad things about Trump on the internet.

Fuck off with your roleplay

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Who was phone?

I don't belive you are who you say you are, but i do belive that everything you just wrote is probably happening.

I've personally been delivering more and more pain medication to her over the past few weeks

You fucked up old hag! Ha-ha charade you are.

MRW cucks from foreign countries shill and have an opinion of american politics. Congrats on leaving the EU, now go back to trading goats for food

I can confirm this. I'm a Hillary staffer, and she is literally panicking with rage at how hard she is losing to Trump. I can hear her yelling on the telephone more and more often to release more fake polls, telling the media to do ANYTHING they can to stop Trump, and making more...quiet phonecalls about shutting down those "damn persistent longroom.com guys that won't play ball" and taking out her enemies.

I'm just posting here real quick because it's the first time I've gotten away from prying eyes. I don't want to wind up "missing" too. Stop this woman, Sup Forums.

Thanks for letting us know. I'm pretty sure "they" will dump her soon, the recent Soros meeting with Kaine hinted at it. Either for legal or health reasons.

Also, if Hannity's info is right, there are insiders coming forward from the Clinton Foundation to testify against her. If you know something, now's the time to maybe strike a deal if you were involved in something shady. If not, it's time to jump ship anyway before it comes crashing down, looks better in the CV.

I am also a staffer. Clinton is sick, rumor is she having hallucinations

>not recognizing this pasta after weeks of it being posted daily

How tho

Post proof, you cucks.

Hey! I'm a staffer too! And all that stuff is true and she worships the devil and stuff. So like vote and stuff for Trump 2016!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

consider the record corrected

Clinton staffer here.

Things are looking pretty bleak. Hillary just vomited all over Mike Pence, and he doesn't like to be covered in filth until after he's ejaculated. Still it doesn't seem likely that this will stop Trump, who has been humping the same bed for nearly an hour now. He doesn't have much of a choice seeing as his wrists are tied to the posts. And just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, Tim Kaine can't find the keys to his chastity device. It's not exactly a staff secret Ted Cruz likes to be absolutely drenched in Catholic cum, so if we can't find that key, it's possible that Ted might eat his own feces instead of feeding it to Biden like he promised.

Where is Biden anyway? Things are haywire here. Ever since the last poll Michelle has been spanking Little Marco extra hard, and no apparently he's having trouble sitting. This is bad news, Sup Forums.

If Clinton can't get this campaign together soon, I think Stein might have a real chance at the White House. And do we really want a dominatrix in the White House pegging our international allies on state visits? It kills me to admit it, but Sup Forums might be right. Maybe I decided I'm With Her too hastily. If only I had drunk Trump's cum from a baby bottle like you did, maybe I'd be happy.

>when other Sup Forums anons don't know the copypasta and take it seriously

What is Hillary Clinton exactly?

Could you describe her as a creature?

Does or did she ever believe she had chances?

How can she be that oblivious and dumb for some things yet amass so much power?

Who is financing her besides the saudis?

Does she really think she wont die of health issues if she wins the presidency?

Is she aware of the Clinton Foundation can of worms?

Can any of you two explain to us what the fuck is up with Bill and Hillary's health?

Why do they look like living dead?

>I've personally been delivering more and more pain medication to her
So you're either a larping faggot, or you had better go public before you get Arkancided.

>implying this is true
Tell that black teddy bear of her to tell her to be herself. No charades. That's Trumps secrete. Nothing more.

It's bullshit, but I believe it.

Debbie Warsherman-Shultz here. You will see my resignation on all of MSM tomorrow. It's true. Harambe's spirit will be unleashed from Yellowstone following an eruption from an earthquake caused by Russian tactical nuke embargoes tomorrow, 8-20-16, the numbers of the devil. Hillary Clinton has been consuming the spirits of the women Bill raped since the late 90s. Once Juanita Broaddarick's soul has been consumed, there will be nothing left for Clinton to feed on. Hillary Clinton is going to the house of Khzir Khan's son, the location of the Ashley Madison piss fetishes, to see for herself and disavow the Khan family. The photo that has been circulating the web of her looking shocked in a low end apartment was actually a leak from the future, and was of her in Khanlet's house, thanks to real life wizard Julian Assange. The spirit of Harambe will be waiting for Clinton to arrive at the house, where it will enter her body and become one, thus completing the tri-fecta between her, the anti-christ incarnate Obama, and Michael Brown. They will form a super human that feeds of the soul's of Dindu protesters and looters. Once this Rejection of Creation evil superhuman trifecta is complete, it will go to it's permanent resting place in a bunker beneath Milwuakee, where it will feed on the souls of ripe Dindus daily.

We must defeat this domestic terrorist, and Flocka 2016 is our only chance. Shitposting will only make Flocka stronger, until he will take his final form during the debates and attempt to send the Clinton-Obama-Brown Dindu-Incarnate back to hell.

maga

i saw this pasta a few weeks ago
sage

I'm a staffer with that Libertarian guy campaign, just in Taiwan for a few days. The campaign is literally falling apart. libertarian guy and his VP, whoever he or she is, are growing more bitter towards each other behind the scenes, his advisors are all considering jumping ship, and Trump himself is starting to crack under the weight. I've personally been delivering more and more pain medication to him over the past few weeks ever since the RNC. Whatever poker face he had in the public eye before this week is likely going to fade away very soon, the presidency is literally giving him full-on panic attacks and dangerous blood pressure. I've heard him screaming behind locked doors about how he can't keep up the charade anymore and that he has absolutely nothing ready for the debates in terms of a strategy or range of issues. Paul Manafort has just announced he will leave the campaign, and he will likely followed by the bulk of Trump's advisory team, leaving him dead in the water, because this man doesn't know politics to save his life. He knows he'll bomb at the debates, he knows his poll numbers are slipping, he knows everyone with any common sense in his own campaign is getting the fuck outta dodge before it crashes and burns.

I've been wanting to say this for weeks now and I don't have anywhere else to go without taking to the press. If you have a question please ask. They'll never know I came here.

Well we tried to warn you. Trump is the second coming of christ. His presidency is his destiny and absolute

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