/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

Nazi Laura Palmer Edition

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Meanwhile:

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:3

>*Windswept starts playing*

Is this anybody elses' favorite scene? It is the most moved I've been by a scene so far in season 3.

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>superior Aryan genes
>still a chestlet

Allright guys, time to communicate like a real mans
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From now on, encode all your posts here, and write your "Shift" as a last digit in your post. Another people might decode it there also, with your message and shift number. I'll start
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Best girl ever

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david lunch lol

It was particularly beautiful.

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When heartbreaking played with the brothers and Dougie, Angelo's music is always the best, and the Return is poorer for skimping on it.

INTO THE MAGIC NIGHT

Episode 12 was a piece of shit.
Clearly a fuck you to the audience or an executive.
If think otherwise you're a bandwagoning sycophant.

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Here's the next bit but in pastebin because I don't feel like chopping it up and spreading it over 3 posts
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Good night

I want to watch John Wayne movies with her!

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sleep tight sleepy sheryl

My favorite musical moment (though there are many) is the somber theme playing after the prison scene in S2 ep11 where Cooper, Albert, the Major, and Truman are in the woods talking about BOB and whether or not anything is real. This link calls the track "Slow Speed Orchestra" but I don't know if that's right (it might be called "Mill Dirge"?).

youtube.com/watch?v=S8oiqkZUcM0

The whole moment is sad and somber. With the final shot of the owl emerging from the woods, I think the series could have ended there and it would have been a bittersweet, if not entirely satisfactory ending.

>the Return is poorer for skimping on it.
this so much. Even having those moody chords of Laura's theme (the woods part) playing over the scene where Hawk, Truman, and Bobby talk about Laura's case makes things feel like Twin Peaks. There should have been more Badalamenti music throughout.

Thanks

My uncle works at Croatia and he sent me this screenshot from the next episode. I think it's the guy Aubrey's husband talked to on the phone.

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So I've been rewatching to look for clues, and a pattern, a theme, a motif repeatedly jumped out at me. Something I had never really paid attention to before. Something that speaks to the core of almost all of the characters. Please forgive the autism, but I've been cataloging people at desks. Let's observe the things upon these desks and ponder what they mean with regard to their owners.

Memorably, Ben Horne sits at his desk. Jerry does not have a desk.

warped in some undefined fabric

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Hawk has a desk. I like the log cabin.

No. I have a lot of time for Lynch cock teasing, but that episode was garbage. I can't not believe it was intentionally bad.

moar? reminds me of Marilyn Monroe

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I appreciate your observance, but sadly, desks, or their use of, have little to no extraneous meaning.

In series 1 or maybe 2, in one of the first few times we see the black lodge...
there was some weird flying triangle shadow moving across the curtains behind Coop and The Arm as they sit in the chairs. What the heck was that?

Daily reminder that Phillip Jeffries is going to come back in the 18th episode and THE SHIT IT COME OUTTA MY ASS

Lucy always sits at her desk
I agree, but I think some of the things on desks may be of interest

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We also get to see Sheriff Truman's desk at one point
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I have read that Lynch meant it to suggest an owl moving across the screen.

my angel is the centerfold ;_;

Gordon's desk has a Mac

Who was in the wrong here?

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He also has two phones, like the Log Lady does
Did Laura wash her hands?

So the red curtain room is always the black lodge right? So the only time we've seen the white lodge is when Garland flashes back to it? Just sitting in that chair with a bunch of trees around...
Or do both lodges look the same, just the contents of which are decided on your courage as you enter?

gets me thinking about how bad the product placement is in The Return. Was this really the only way Lynch could get the money for 9 extra episodes?

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Leland, I mean Laura should have washed her hands but he told her to sit down as soon as she walked in

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Col Davis also has an Apple computer. Maybe the Government all has 'em
This sort of stuff doesn't usually bother me when it's visual. I guess I'm just used to advertising in society to be put off by it. But I do notice it.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Dildora Niyozova recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper gets lost in Uzbekistan on his way to Tibet. (Pic is evil Cooper)
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I'm honestly not sure that it is product placement.

Lynch has expressed very anti-product placement sentiment before.
Blue Velvet prominently featured brand names, but it was highly purposeful.

Would be real disappointing if it was just product placement for product placement's sake, but it might be.

Gordon sits at his desk too
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What the fuck are you people doing

Stop with this encryption shit right now

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Ah, this is a perfect phonefag savant.

>encryption

It's better this way. If all the shitposters post like that, I can automatically ignore them.

Thank you. I missed grabbing a shot of Denise's desk.
Here's Dougie's desk. We don't see it to fairly far into the show.

>both Gordon and Lucy sit at their desks
Guys...

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The world is Jerry's desk.
Mother Earth is his nameplate.

You know what I mean

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Doesn't work for phone poster's
>This kills the phone poster's

Sometimes Chad leans against his desk. Fucking Chad.
I AM NOT YOUR DESK

>coops last effort before getting stranded in the lodge is saving annie literally who?
>dougiecoop helps lots of people
>helps real dougie avoid getting blown up in car
>gives family money
>increases wife's happiness
>pays off betting debt
>gets hobo lady a jackpot
>gets ike the spike arrested
>gets dishonest coworker fired
>gets casino brothers their rightful insurance payout
>everyone loves dougiecoop
>key to entering white lodge is love
dougiecoop will return to twin peaks somehow and enter the white lodge, chilling in paradise with laura and maddie forever

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What the fuck is the point?
Y'all retarded.

Other times Chad sits. Jesse sits.
My bad, I'll stop then

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Maggie has a desk of sorts

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Nadine has a desk with lots of fabric books

No and if you think using a caesar cypher is hard than you're the fucking idiot here

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Cuitest

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Alternate dimension Nadine has the same desk just with some stuff moved around on it

What the fuck does this have to do with /tpg/? No one cares you just figured out what a shift cipher is you idiot

/tpg/, give me 1 track from the entirety of the Twin Peaks canon that can adequately surmise the current status of your day.

I don't understand what the Shift thing is.

Jesse is so adorable.

>helps real dougie avoid getting blown up in car

real dougie is fucking dead

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Winkie's guy never leaves his desk, except when he has to open the safe with the printer/fax machine (?) in it.

I'm kinda jumping all around here. If someone has a desk request I'll see what I can do.

Drug Deal Blues

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There are several different computer / phone "brands" that are deliberately shown in the Return
Off the top of my head we see:
Dell
Apple
Microsoft
Samsung
Alcatel
Is this normal? Will multiple competing brands agree to get shown as product placement?

>be me
>show my mom the S3 pilot
>during the opening credits she wouldn't shup up asking me what the "idea" behind Lynch films is
>3 minutes in giant scene comes up
>she goes on about how unpleasant and unnerving all the imagery and backwards
>"why do you like films about insane people user"
>i turned it off and left the room

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