Why are Americans so 'fake' and over-the-top? Everything is either the "best thing ever!"...

Why are Americans so 'fake' and over-the-top? Everything is either the "best thing ever!", or the "worst thing ever!" People from other cunts don't behave like this, in my experience. Are they even human?

This irks me too, but even some pygmy cannibal from North Sentinel Island seems more culturally relatable than your average amer*can

Because America is inherently more hostile as an environment, so you need to be extra nice to people, while at the same time mistrusting them.

Hence the whole southern hospitality meme.

fuck you, you are the worst britain

Because we feel emotions, unlike stoic eurocunts.

>Why are Americans so 'fake'
I don't think it's fakeness so much as it's relative isolationism, individualism and dislike of people outside of the clique/in group. It's mostly Anglos fault 2bh
>Everything is either the "best thing ever!", or the "worst thing ever!"
What? I haven't experienced this in my 22 years of life.
> People from other cunts don't behave like this, in my experience.
What exactly is that experience that we should value it?
> Are they even human?
Most "humans" are not actually human. This applies to any country.

UK worst country ever

Eat shit and die faggot. Quit talking about americans and america.

the american exaggeration is actually the opposite of the british humbleness at least in description
preciously because americans have mentally place another american on a relatively scale of similarity whereas a brit can tell from another brit immediately his social distance
this method of speaking is trying to put oneself in harms way to judge the temperature of the water so to speak, as if to say this is my realm of physicality please tune in and so on

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leaf tier post desu

That's a Canuck or Minnesota accent.

i love yanks that's just an over the top pasta I found funny

wow, if this thread was real place, OP already got multiple shots by butthurt americans

no it's not.

And the Jap got more than 2.

did someone hurt you? what the fuck
even if you're trying to make an autistic accent post at least get your facts straight

Stop worrying about it.

I wish it was legal to shoot at European tourists, especially Brits.

*sharts

>Go to Scotland for the first time
>Like it, and like the Scottish people.
>Be in a pub in Edinburgh
>A fat guy dressed in a kilt with his wife on next table
>He's American, but uses words like "wee" and "kanny" in his speech
>Tells the Eastern European waitress where his family come from in Scotland and which clan he is a part of.
>They hear I'm English when I order my food.
>Starts telling me how I should go back to England and don't belong here.
>Wife leans across and says "Aren't you ashamed of what your people did to my people?"

This

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We don’t sound like that

Canadians are way worse. Take all of that and cake on a layer of smugness disguised as sympathy that Americans mistake for being nice.. hence the "Candians r soooo nice XDDD meme

You do though.

>smugness disguised as sympathy
That doesn't even make sense

I must sound retarded than

No you don't. Fucking sociopaths.

If that were true you'd have done something about the dozens of school shootings you have very year.

>americans= sociopaths
What

You wouldn't have the bottle even with your poncey guns

Mass media have a huge presence in their daily life and popular culture, their life styles and role models are dictated by them
It's no wonder they think their life is like a Hollywood movie and they go and shoot up a school, think about how much the 'strong solitary guy who makes his own justice with bullets' is exalted in their pop culture

Because they are sociopaths. They simply try to imitate real human emotions.

see you say that
but canadians were just smug sometimes when i was there. sometimes u guys pretend to be dumb to be an asshole. you guys weren't necessarily nicer then americans are, but as a people it feels like i'm not talking to a brick wall like it does a lot of the time around here

and they say you're passive aggressive but i'm from washington, and your guys passive agression is like straight up aggression compared what i'm used to

>His cunt refuses to set up a proper healthcare service
>His cunt lets children get shot the hundred every year
>His cunt lets police go around murdering anyone they like
Your whole country is sociopathic.

phew i thought you said socialistpathic

Well I still doubt a large majority of americans are sociopathic

You've clearly never been to the US

hey, but at least they aren't commies!1!

Is it a surprise we like to express ourselves, and we don't go overboard with it

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Europeans are so retarded

I bet you think japanese people act like anime characters too

>this meme again
why do brits think they can tell everyone how their home is?

I'm from the NE corridor. Nothing is the best thing ever unless your a 12 year old girl. Instead everything sucks dick.

Move to a country that isn't garbage.

wrong

>Brits
>European

oh my days

How’s brexit going

yes

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thank you, it's incomplete without the face

I can confirm Americans are all robots that parrot kind/interested phrases when they couldn't care less and don't actually want to talk.
t. robot

Funny how it’s some Yuropoor NEET ranting about our social skills and how we’re too “over the top friendly”. As if they’re in any position to judge

To me it's always seemed like Canadians put on false friendliness IRL because they're afraid of conflict

Depends. Can I become a millionaire in USA writing shitty books about astrology, UFOs and pseudo stuff like that?

Yes, very easily.

>“That’s a part of the sickness in America, that you have to think in terms of who wins, who loses, who’s good, who’s bad, who’s best, who’s worst…I don’t like to think that way. Everybody has their own value in different ways, and I don’t like to think who’s the best at this. I mean, what’s the point of it?”

wtf I love america now

lol

unironically yes

No fren you are mistaken we are very much human

the thread can serve no valid purpose

goodbye

"Britannia rules the waves!" and all that

>bawdle of wahder

american accent spot on