What do you actually know about Australia besides meme bullshit you read on Sup Forums?

What do you actually know about Australia besides meme bullshit you read on Sup Forums?

You had a minister (or president?) who drowned.
You have kangaroos and big spiders.
There are aboriginals who have primitive religion.
You speak English with an accent.

perth is closer to jakarta than sydney
you have a drought crisis
you are very strict on what goes in and out of your country
you learn italian or japanese in school

Many of you have skin cancer
Aboriginals are almost gypsy tier
You have one of the most shitty house markets in the world
You're one of the best countries in the world

I only know meme bullshit I read on Sup Forums

Zyzz was Australian
Australia is home to 10 of the world's 15 most poisonous snakes.
6th largest country in the world
there is more than one type of kangaroo

Sydney is full of chinks.
Melbourne is full of poos.
Brisbane is full of Brits.
Adelaide is full of wogs.
NT is full of Abos.
Tasmania is full of inbreds and old people.
Perth is full of fuck knows.
Mitchell Johnson is a cunt.

You have a lot of forest fires.
You have kangaroos, and a lot of other exotic wildlife unique to Australia.
Australia was originaly set up as a prison colony.
Most of your country is inhabitable wasteland.

I should have specified "no bullshit you read on Sup Forums either."

dingoes eat babies

great nature

they lost a war to fucking birds with no wings

In that case, pretty much fuck all. Other than when we play against you in cricket/rugby, we pretty much never think of Australia. You're just so far away. Neighbours used to be pretty popular in the 90's, so for many of us in Britain, that used to be our main exposure to Oz.

You have shitloads of Uranium ore.
You have subsidized healthcare.
Neighbours and Farscape.
Surprisingly varied geography.
Some more things.

Perth is South Africans

Australia was literally mad max until the guns were confiscated, now it's a peaceful utopia.

Shit at rugby, good at cricket
Dude utes lmao
Meat pies
Vegemite
Muh Gallipoli
Skippy, round the twist, neighbours and home and away

Waltzing Matilda
Corked hats
Steve Irwin
Scary wildlife
Half the country lives in Clapham

Perth is of Mediterranean climate.

Bro tier cunt that offered to send us help when Oilberta and BC were on fire but Turdeau said no for some reason.

i dont care

>I know nothing

Yeah, we know. Your flag is a dead giveaway.

They have a shit ton of godless chinks and are probably annoying

Some Americans are starting to take wallabies as pets now.
You're accent is the best and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise
Utilities are a tad more expensive than they are in the states
You call Mcdonalds Maccas
More creative slang like drongo, bogan, ripper, etc.
A lot of asian transplants
Your internet is bad
Vegemite
lawn bowls is also popular there

Mad Max, Cool people, cool music, awesome surfing.

Same climate as Santiago and Buenos Aires (in the inhabitated zones of Australia), but a lot of skin cancer because is full of wh*Tes

durianrider

I lived in Australia for 5 years and I can tell you everything you read on Sup Forums is pretty much accurate

Their accent is so manly and cool. Not nasaly faggoty shit like america/canada

>I've shitposted from my piss soaked basement for 5 years and can't point to Australia on a map

Why do Australians always get so butthurt about every post I make?

>post retarded shit
>lol why do people call me retarded?

So THIS is the power of the mutt intellect?

>Post butthurt crybaby shit
>lol why do people call me butthurt?
So THIS is the power of Ausfaggot intellect?

Amazing nature
Alongside NZ and AUS, Chile shares a lot of taxas phylogenetically speaking
Easygoing people
Weird accent
Will run out of water
You guys eat meat pies like there's no tomorrow