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kino edition

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sophie

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funny i spotted her watching me as well haha xx

got cum in the moustache again

>Ah yes chavs riding up and down my street on dirt bikes feel very safe and secure in my house will sleep like a baby tonight

need a grimes gf

anime

got a massive cock, would love to press it against one of the lads in here who has a small willy and just laugh and bully him

need a grime gf

awww

*surreptitiously googles risotto*

Ah yes
nice to see everyone here is enjoying themselves
having a laugh and a giggle
the fun never stops

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America has never lost a war

but we've ragequit like 5 or 6 of them

imagine living in brazil and getting your arms hacked off and heart cut out for no reason lads

t. never lived on an estate

i bet none of you losers have even HELD a girls HAND

you want ketchup with that
it's too dry without it

saw this yesterday

really good, made me love sersh desu

might unironically start using bing
removal of the view image button was a big hit for me

fuckk
*wallows in my own crapulence*

Having a blast learning about American history lads

o.O these are some buxom babes! =P

niggers do this too with ATVs in my city, I literally don't know where the fuck they get them from but I assume my tax dollars are paying for it

they also drive around and tear up an Olmsted designed park

What should i say to this random shit

keep on finding hairs in my weetabix
good shout

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>might unironically start using bing

I know you're trying to bait Rorke, but that's an accurate description

malcolm x was based in the early days

ask her name so we can make you a pun

Cameo, Eastbourne?

would love it if janny came back off his paid leave and starting heeming the fuck out of /brit/
thread before page seven? BANNED
inappropiate topics? BANNED

bing is unironically better than google for looking up porn

>ATVs
>I literally don't know where the fuck they get them from
you can usually nick em from the trailer parks on gta mate

Its alaina

Show us where you piss from

was he a based BLACK man?

hmm

actually lmao'd at the last line
not because it's a silly line, it's just phrased very amusingly

no because he was anti racemixing

>Mums still not home

Bit worried, she was about to cook me dinner and she has work tomorrow. Cant why she would have left for so long

>thread before page seven? BANNED
neo-/brit/ doesn't have the slightest clue about this rule

malcom x was the alex jones of his time

Would prefer not to get banned lad

use chromium

try texting her

business idea: write a long list of major points of interest on the isle of britain and ask /brit/ which ones they've been to

are you me

alaina you make my willy gaina

>Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here in /brit/
>I do not ask your pardon, for the Yank Speech may yet be heard in every corner of the West

look through the code yourself genius

aha sorry lad, she's just in me bedroom, I'll make her get a move on

text her or something. tell her you're worried

>saoirse
pronounce this, I fucking DARE you

sauza

she's riding my cock mate x

cunting fuckbuggery

sounds quite nice haha

Imagine not using Opera, lads. Honestly, just ponder it for a moment.

>tfw 7 inch long penis
>tfw it's 4 inches in girth
the incel stats, working on the ol' foreskin issue rn

think I'm just going to talk to the crush after class next lecture. Should I do it lads?

>Have YOU been to this famous Greggs?

swar-say

you up for it? haha

You sir are a fucktrumpet!

don't get why people make mum jokes, I mean have you SEEN the state of most british mums?

what city

yeah i am absolutely going to bother with this

Trenton

nah but would say i've visited potentially 50 greggs branches across the country from edinburgh to london and many places in between

do you have phimosis as well? Does every lad here have it?

my point is that he's not going to hide some privacy violating shit in an open source addon that anyone can look through

its a requirement for posting here la

Yeah I've seen yours

*slices your foreskin in 2*

my condolences

Alright yanks you’ve had your fun now clear off

starting to think the yanks might have a point

just got shown this by an american friend

FUCKING HELL lads
its actually fucking happened
fucking REDDIT has caught up to us
fucking shit this is so gay

I'm literally the only one here who doesn't have it, I'm quite the novelty here

not having fun so i'm not leaving

need a natalia gf

Stretched my foreskin out, can pull back no problem flaccid, but have slight pain when fully erect

Just assume it'll all be okay when(who am I kidding, if) I ever get to have sex

it's really not that bad of a city in certain neighborhoods, it's mostly depopulated now, the niggers are more of a problem up around that Olmsted park and only in the middle of summer. Fewer and fewer blacks each year if you can believe it, they're all going into neighboring suburbs

Seen this gimmick all over Facebook for ages most likely robbed it from there

oh no no no no no

done so already

cheers lad

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im at similar stage
hurts like a bitch to touch the head though

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If you aren't searching with this you're a literal sheep

>Reddit has stolen my gimmique

Fuming

hello my incel brothers

absolutely hate britain
it was great up until the 1970s but it's shite now

only if your cock is as big as you say it is xx

>the old privacy violation argument
ah, yes, they will never find me
*uninstalls chrome*
*deletes windows*
*deletes bank account*
*duct tapes over actual windows*

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might just pin you down and suck your cock head as hard as I can and watch you mong out hahaha