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>FIrst forCarcosa
Here is your bread you fucking nerd
Dany wants the Jon dick so fucking bad
Anyone got a link to the site detailing all leaks and messages of season 7? I forgot to bookmark it.
well shes gonna get it. on a boat.
Stannis is still the one true king. Pretenders and usurpers will bend the knee or be destroyed.
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too bad the actors suck and they have no chemistry together. its awkward to watch them
ep 4 was shit by the way
REAL THREAD
first for true king in the north
Why only one scorpion? If they expected dragons shouldn't they have brought more and had dedicated crews?
buongiorno reddito!
>10 000 men. Less?
>Fewer
rip stannis
>Who needs Cleganebowl when we have true ENDGAME battle
get fucked retard
OBJECTIVELY BEST RR SPINOFF CASTING:
>Bobby B: Tom Hardy The Big Guy Himself
>Ned Stark: James Mcavoy
>Jon Arryn: Liam Neeson
>Young Jaime:Bradley James
>Mad King: Anthony Hopkins
>Hoster Tully:Donald Sutherland
>Lord Bolton:Cilian Murphy
>Rhaeger: some random emo skinny blonde faggot i dc i dont like this harp playing cocksucker
>Tywin: Linus Roache
>Young Stannis: Colin Morgan
>Brandon:Clive Standen
Females
>Lyanna: Katie Mcgrath
>Young Cersei: Margot Robbie, shes bound to do a period piece at some point
>Young Catelyn:Bonnie Wright
>Rhaella:Alice Eve
>Elia:Hanna Mangan Lawrence
Rate my casting /got/
ELLO SANSUH
Is it just a case of leak hype or is episode 4 actually good?
Why was it abandoned? Why did no one rush in to get in position as soon as they saw the dragon?
>"even though I stabbed our familiy repeatedly in the back, almost ended a kingdom and am actively conspiring with the enemy, pls dont do anything stupid bro
ya you might wanna watch it again
ENDGAME RIGHT HERE BROTHERS
LONG MAY THEY REIGN
deepest lore
ignore the ashley benson pic i put it accidentally
Explain to me why they're still trying to sell Cersei as the mad queen when Daenerys clearly is. And she's hypocritical to boot.
battle scene is 10/10
but they probably blew the budget on it
It's the best we have gotten in a while
>Manlet Tom Hardy as Bobby b
Any chance it was missing a scene? Episode seemed short
Why didn't the Tyrells ally themselves with Robb when he called his banners against the Iron Throne? The combined forces of the North, the Riverlands, and the Reach would have been invincible, Twyin would have been utterly fucked and the Tyrells would be free to plant their asses on the Iron Throne when the Northlings inevitably packed up and went home after winning.
>tfw SOON poster
Mcconaughey stealing that smoking style from William Davis
Anyone else ever read this?
its your shit taste taking over
the episode was filled with bad writing
feminist shit
a literal fucking anime fight
teleporting a 100k army
not teleporting Euron
Oh but wait it has a LE KINO JAIME CHARGE, so therefore the episode is "good". /got/ is so bad in Reddit hour.
>be Lannister farmer
>get forced to join the Lannister army and leave your family
>get burned alive hundreds of miles away from home
yeah it's a shame it looks forced. i see more sexual tension between the hound and beric than between those two
cersei has fake fire
dany has real fire
It has a decent battle at the end but the same shitty writing for the rest of the episode.
THE AGE OF WOMEN IS OVER
she literally blew up the sept
>Rhaeger: Idris Elba
wasted
yeah. Surprisingly good.
>No Pod quipping to Breinne that she got beat by a girl
>No quiet moment for Jamie to hear Aerys whispering 'Burn them all' in his head as he surveys the carnage around him
>Plenty of time for Dickon jokes, Dex vs Str round five and Arya meeting the Seth Rogan and Micheal Cera of guards
How did we got from the Jamie/Olenna kino of last ep to this?
not saying you're wrong, but i think awkward is what they were going for
They're both shit queens.
I don't even care who gets the throne but they're both equally shit.
I don't read books, this is Sup Forums
book-wetters are not welcomed in this board
>sabotages and destroys his house over a fucking whore
wew
>watches his bannermen turned to ash by an insane targ while a dothraki bloodrider lectures him about how shitty his soldiers are at fighting
because that would be too happy for the realm
happy endings are not what grrm wants
>another episode
>another no show
Hound spinoff when?
>tfw you'll never have her chained and gagged
>tfw
Oberyn did win with his speed. He just got cocky dancing around the angry mountain who was on his back.
its crap. ferrying dothraki around when they dont have any ships..dany burning food when her army starves..so much more
reminder daenerys and jon both die and the song of ice and fire is about sansa and jaime.
sansas based off of the virgin queen and her lover the first lord of leicester
Who cares? Everyone knows religion is fake *buurrrrrrrrp*
It's their punishment for not selling the Sept and, y'know, FEEDING THE FUCKING POOR.
in honor of star india leaking the episode, say ONE good thing about india
the battle was epic
Why does she even need an army?
>No quiet moment for Jamie to hear Aerys whispering 'Burn them all' in his head as he surveys the carnage around him
That would have been unnecessary. Everybody who cares about Jaime's character already understands the Aerys parallels that motivate him to go charging at Danaerys like that.
That battle scene made this episode the best this season and probably the best episode done in a long time.
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Necessary sacrifice to take out traitors and religious fanatics. And now she has the job of protecting the realm from a foreign invader. She's as brutal as she needs to be.
their poo is plentiful
>MAD QWEEEN WHORE REEEEEEEEEEE
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
GRRM IS FINISHED AND HE'S SEEING HIS PUBLISHERS
Tyrion is a NIGGER.
everyone used to poo on the ground
>Bronn/Jamie: With my symbolic dick weapon I am sure to win
>before watching the episode: MUH BALLISTAE, DOTHRAKI TRI-SHOTTING ARROWS, MUH ARMOR VS BLADED WEAPONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>after watching episode
>10/10 battle scene
Why is Sup Forums so judgemental?
That dragon's planning to eat that doggo.
Oberyn didn't just have speed though. He was strong too, and he deliberately chose a weapon and location that would play to his strengths (a long spear and a fairly large place to fight). Give him a dagger in a closed room and he gets wrecked within 10 seconds.
So the leak i got was 52 minutes long. Doesnt that seem a bit short for an episode?
Not really, he brought niggers to westeros, he is a coal burner, mixing with them.
>used to
based mad qween poster
Very good at leaking episodes, in addition to countless other seepage.
Necessary. And literally who fucking cares.
YASS QUEEN is way, way worse.
>we're not out ancestors
>hurr durr the throne is mine because of my ancestors
>I want you to see something
Reminds me of that robot horse in the Animatrix's
Second Renaissance
> blowing up all the fucking fanatical nutjobs
How was that bad ?
>Pays off the entirety of the Crowns debt
>Stamps out religious extremism
>Has a merit based court
>Actively funds and encourages scientific development
>Is defending the country from Savage foreign invanders and a mad dragonlord
Cersei is best queen
>Margot Robbie
>in anything
stop baiting you retard
i mean sure, some folk may have been crushed by bells and debris but y'know
DINDU NUFFIN
you might wanna get that looked into
the fact you see dicks where there are none
its less than 50 mins
He chose light armor to let him move more freely and a long spear to stay out of Gregor's considerable range. He won by being smart.
He died by being cocky.
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
cersei is a mad queen. daenerys is THE mad queen
How did Dany manage to sneak up with a dorthraki horde on the Lannisters?
REMINDER THAT THE LANNISTERS ARE LITERALLY THE JEWS OF WESTEROS.
Having a frenzy was the worst possible outcome for daenerys since he dragon becomes useless
It's funny, when they announced there would only be 7 episodes they said "don't worry, every episode will be longer!". The truth is that they're running out of material but they want to extend this one more year at least, before they start the inevitable prequel series.
Dany isn't meant to be a great ruler. She's a child with insanely powerful weapons and people around her praise her out of fear/opportunism. She's not too far off from Joffrey in a lot of ways.
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WILDCARDS NEW VOLUME IS DONE!
then explain what he's meeting his publishers for
The eagles helped her.
Why is this such a strange concept for betas who worship stronk chads and their cummies for? Almost every single martial art on the planet has a concept of "fight smart and be fast". I probably weigh twice as much as a Tibetan warrior monk, but I'm not even remotely stupid enough to fight one in hand to hand.
Why the fuck did they end with that? You either kill Jaime in the fire, or you let him live. This weird fake out is fooling no one and leave a bad taste