Pure existential dread simulator edition
/brit/
Nicholas Sanders
Jack Ortiz
what we need is a british berlusconi
Kayden Murphy
love that game
Sebastian Thomas
the /brit/ thread exactly 2 years ago
desuarchive.org
look upon the posts, lads. look at some of the things /brit/ had that are now gone
Juan Lopez
need a grimes gf
Ian Reyes
bent
Ryan Nelson
Just wanna hug him and tell him
Jackson Bennett
he killed himself before the referendum vote
Dylan Morgan
great banter
Jose Anderson
t. shane
Joseph Adams
For all my Southend-on-Sea niggas that know me best
I feel like me and Moni might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous (God damn)
I made that bitch famous
David Murphy
Never lose hope
Chase Thompson
janny's gonna have a fit
Jack Thomas
ajajajajaja
Juan Mitchell
some things never change
Jason Adams
his rotting, bloated corpse is hunched over the keyboard right now
I'm not sure the administrators are aware of this
Christopher Gutierrez
I’d wandered into a shady bazaar in little Arab quarters of Marakesh. The heat was stifling and my shirt was soaked through, but despite this my mind was clear and resolute. I found at last the spice stand - with a loud voiced man declaring his products in native tongue. Behind him, rows of girls working to perfect to the renowned spice of these lands. My heart raced as I leaned into the mans ear and delivered those fateful words, with my fingers pinching a gold coin in front of his face. He nodded, with a face blank with bewilderment, and shouted at the girls. In moments, i had my local tunic lifted and placed my bruised, scarred, ugly as sin bollocks into the stone spice-mixing bowl. At least I would see them off, never to return. He shouted once more and I yelped “Apolapyse balls NOW” as my gonads were delivered unto god by a fine dust and I got satisfaction atlast
Luke Wright
this is the oldest and best spelt /brit/
Gavin Howard
did you lads know that there’s a New Mexico? Honestly had no idea
Jace Rodriguez
LADS CHECK BBC
THE QUEEN IS DEAD
Colton Baker
business idea: willies of /brit/
post your willies
Jace Taylor
>these anons live in a pre-Brexit, pre-Trump world
Mad. Like they're from a different dimension
Jace Richardson
...
Aaron Garcia
would you rather be a soyboy or a brainlet lads?
Isaac Nguyen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGDHHHHHHH
Austin Harris
HOLY FUCK THE QUEEN IS DEAD
F
Christopher Lewis
Was 17 when this thread was created
Thomas Smith
;_; im tearing up literally crying rn i love my people xxxx
Xavier Gomez
far left wahey
Xavier Powell
he's here
Thomas Carter
>Open up MailOnline just in case
>First article starts with the headline 'Queen...'
>nearly shit myself
Close one lads
Jayden James
business idea: kill the queen
Julian Anderson
RIP
Carter Baker
Business idea: Scotland becomes a province of Canada
Parker Butler
reported for high treason also sent ss of this to mi5 and the british army
Gavin Edwards
they literally have no idea what's coming
Alexander Stewart
god they're all cute
wish one of them was mine
Christopher Diaz
We could actually start rumours that the queen is dead to see if the media buys it
Luis Rogers
>modern gaming """journalism""""
Charles Young
Can relate to this image so much, always end up taking about 30 selfies before I take one I’m happy with
Thomas Ross
the working classes deserve to suffer
Nathan Kelly
reckon that a great new wave of patriotism in the younger ilk will come to the fore after the queen passes lads
reckon lefties are gonna shit themselves
reckon t-*gets swooped by bird* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cameron Powell
really wish the queen would actually die just to watch the shitstorm on /brit/
it would probably be the biggest happening since 9/11
Landon Anderson
can you handle a REAL woman /brit/?
Brandon Gonzalez
what the fuck is wrong with them?
Matthew Bennett
the queen dying would be less of a happening than brexit already was
William Bennett
I wonder how many selfies I've snapped. Millions, probably. Love the self image.
Zachary Diaz
could be a lineman that one
Robert Price
By the end of this he's literally entered his fantasy world where black bulls are impregnating women lmao
Angel Martin
nah
australia and nz would probably use it as an excuse to become republics
Asher Davis
fucking hell
Austin Barnes
fucking hate women tbqh lads HH
Jayden Williams
haven't shared a selfie on the internet for five years
Logan Bailey
Would you get mad if you found out your local Chinese restaurant served dog when they said it was chicken?
I don't think I would care, even though I love my poodle
Kevin Martinez
youtube.com
doin a dance to this big phat electro tune iv had on my list for years mate
Owen Hughes
Would absolutely heem her within the nanosecond
Aiden Ortiz
*gets swooped by multiple birds*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEYRE GOING FOR MY EYES
*runs blindly flailing my arms in the air*
*falls in a creek boat and floats out to sea*
Xavier Lopez
imagine a gf of age with a growth hormone disorder
Zachary White
post your face
Jace Sanchez
imagine the alpha children if they were male
i'd be training them to be an athlete in their chosen sport as soon as they grew consciousness.
Ryder Peterson
why doy ou take selfies int he first place
the state of you
Thomas Bailey
i honestly really worry sometimes about what ill do if /brit/ or Sup Forums shuts down or summat
i have never found anywhere else that has this kind of humour
Andrew Gray
really?
why???
Eli Carter
ESA lads
Jace Morris
Run lads it's Purple Aki!
Adrian Rivera
alri grandad
Luis Wright
because we're tired of you stuckup pommy bastads calling us convicts all the time
Adam Brown
...
Jacob Watson
UP THE TICS COME ON
Jose Phillips
I'm wearing my Church's of Northampton. I'm very upset that the maker wrote in the shoes (the make, ID, and quality control), but he didn't write his name
Leo Ross
been sanctioned...
i feel like hitler during his last days in the bunker...
the world is closing in on me...
Wyatt Reyes
and you can't become a republic with the current monarch?
Thomas Bell
This is the shape right?
Xavier Sanchez
you're arrested under suspicion of treason, the punishment is to suck my big thick cock until I cum x
Brody Perry
now that i have delivered comedy gold unto you, my sheep, you must PAY ME
direct DEBIT
Michael Gutierrez
be like fucking an elephant, she'd look fine without that weird geisha makeup in all honestly
Bentley Garcia
...
Easton Evans
unironically see him on a regular basis
people always stop to take pictures with him
Ethan Ortiz
But you literally are
Hudson Perez
post poodle
Christopher Robinson
look i'll level with you here, that original comment was just half-baked conjecture which i think has a reasonable chance of coming true, i haven't actually read that much into this but i do know that our current prime minister has vaguely republican views
Ayden Miller
there is multiple ways this specimen could blitzkrieg my ball bag
Jace Rivera
*rubs your muscles*
Robert King
>tfw the only things in this post to have survived into 2018 /brit/ are trump, ribena and sara (and there's a lot less ribena and sara posting these days)
i do miss caraposting
Landon Price
would make an excellent wet nurse for an adult man this one
Dylan Butler
post local culture from your town
Carson Perez
imagine being irish
Justin Morris
Rest in peace caralad, can’t believe he actually offed himself
Jordan Campbell
Luke Flores
imagine being a girls only pediatrician
Brayden Rivera
jupiter's arse
Chase Morris
Jesse is a boy's name
Connor Reyes
my ancestors :)
Mason Taylor
imagine not being welsh
Noah Anderson
Could heem that in seconds
Caleb Flores
my ancestors :)
Leo Perry
Looks like he's eaten too many Ketchup chips haha
Brandon Barnes
i weep for the loss of my fellow action posters
wither art thou, action posters, in thy cold dark room in the night?
*stands atop my roof*
WWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Austin Collins
Camden Powell
>"i like to travel"
ah yes girl code for i'm a boring bint who will haemorrhage your wallet