Ultimate language

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Alpha language

Even natives can't speak correctly tier

english ?

>Adopt Chinka cavemen emojis
>Invent a dozen ways to pronounce one kanji

>filing cabinet
>telephone poll
>potted plants

xD

>adopt
Written Chinese is god-tier. Written Japanese is literally mutt-tier

Le Shinjitai face

>pic unrelated

>Let's adopt Chink runes and words instead of coming up with a relatively simple phonetic writing system with compatible indigenous vocab

>Ultimate language consisted of THREE different writing system that one of those has 5000 letters with chaotic pronunciation

What makes you think so David-kun?

>let's use traditional Chinese!
>and simplified Chinese!
>but let's change the meaning!
>add some squiggles too!

>Let's use a bunch of copulas and unique verb inflections to show that you are humble as fuck

Nope

too many vowerusu desu

>Speak a non-tonal language
>Adopt shitloads of Chinese words that sound the same in your language
>???
>SORRY I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU, HOW DO YOU WRITE THIS WORD YOU SPEAK IN CHINESE?

>What it pitch?
Something David-kun cannot hear.

>yeah,difficult for monkeys

t.kim zhang david

いくらやっても日本語を話せるようにならない

とか言いつつ日本語使ってるじゃん(゜゜)

おまえはソイボイだから

この一連の流れの中に、そこはかとない恐怖を感じた

>Howa yū wantu mī to spīku?
>Nō, ay kannoto porunons konsonanta porus konsonanta wissauta fawelo

Why are you naked? :3

>Gran Turismo is Guran Tsurismo
Internationally, N*ps are just about the worst learners of English I hear.

>Invent two different syllabaries
>Keep using foreign turtle shell hieroglyphs anyway

yeees

why your country doesn't get rid of kanji and switch to something easier ? I don't really know if that's actually the case but it seems you're forced to learn this shit during all the middle school, highschool and even during college.
That's dumb

Ryakuji is cool. Especially the ones with latin characters.

>invent one syllabaries that is incomplete because of "foreign" words
>invent another one without ditching the first one
>keep the kanji for no sake reason
>writting a sentence require a mix of the 3
I'm still wondering why I started to learn this language

keeps dumb gaijin out

No it doesn't, since the ch8bese currently use it. So it's not keeping the Chinese out