Gf asks me to choke her during sex

>gf asks me to choke her during sex
>i don't
who here /terribleperson/?

I don't know how you can masturbate with one hand "choking" the other.

like if owned

just grab the wrist

Where's the upvote button xD

>having a GF
Leave now normie.

>bf asks me to chock him during sex
>i accidentaly break his neck

>gf

what does sex feel like?

>gf asks me to choke her during sex
>i don't
>instead I facefuck her
who here /smallpenis/?

My first girlfriend would ask me to grab her throat while we cuddled. Said it made her feel safe. And I'm like... Uh... Okay, I guess?

People are weird.

>Yes, there is such a thing as safe choking, and when you’re pressing on the “sides of the neck,” you’re supposed to compress the arteries running beside the esophagus and not the ol’ wind pipe itself. The motion is a squeezing-with-fingertips kind of thing and not really “choking” as in depriving someone of oxygen. That’s what the squeezing does to the brain, leading to a lightheaded sensation that can be fun.

Who else /abovesexualintercourse/?

Thanks for teaching me new things, Slovakia.

I asked my ex to hurt me because I liked him putting pressure on my bruises during sex but he pussied out after his friends told him I'd use the bruises to get him in trouble with the police as blackmail.

>his friends told him I'd use the bruises to get him in trouble with the police as blackmail.
What the actual fuck australia

This is when lad banter goes too far

Daddy did things, perhaps...

>Girl shows obvious signs of being interested in me
>I talk her into friendzoning me and getting a better bf
bahahaha

...

Yeah, for sure. I know she had daddy issues, though she never told me any details. Goddamn, now I feel disgusted thinking of what her dad might've done to her.

is she hot / Qt?

qt for sure
she used to act all cutesy around me and message me at nights but I was too scared of a relationship because I thought I wasn't good enough

You ever look her up again and see what has happenned after all these years?

>too scared of a relationship because I thought I wasn't good enough

what the fuck dude.....That happened to me once... You hit me right on the feels

For those unaware, most (like 90%) girls have a minor bdsm fetish. It's nothing too crazy, but most girls like to be restrained during sex. (It's a holdover from the times in our past when sex wasn't the cozy wooing it is today, their phenotypes express themselves for this event and made them enjoy it. Yeah, it's kind of weird). Light bondage, light choking, it turns a girl on. Full on rough sex? DP and Gangbangs? That's the sign of an MK Ultra'd girl or a girl that got the business end of a male relative's dick. Don't even bother with trash on your dick, there's 3 billion women, and your body wants to dick as many as possible. Just from a numbers standpoint alone, it's inefficient.

Light bondage, make a girl cum and look her in the eyes when she cums, and she's yours. If you do it like 10 times or so, she's emotionally hooked on you. This is why women always have on again off again relationships, because the guy got her to cum but doesn't have the intelligence to put a ring on it. A female's orgasm is basically a giant flood of oxytocin, which tells her brain "Hey bitch, this guy is the one." Keep it up and she'll stay with you forever. A woman's brain is all chemicals, same as yours. You're on here for the dopamine rush of the (You), it keeps you coming. The same applies to a woman. Dope her up on oxytocin and her mind gets rewired to you. (This is why sluts exist, they keep wanting the rush of the oxytocin, but only the first guy that gave her the first orgasm can give her the exact same oxytocin rush. Each successive oxtocin rush isn't enough. It's very very hard to keep a slut hooked to you to rewire her brain to adjust to you. )

>b-but
Welcome to the rules of nature bitch.

thanks
took a screenshot for further reading and when i get a gf

what if I have a tiny dick though? 14cm

asking for a friend

Yeah she hooked up pretty fast with another guy. Bit older I think.

Sufficient foreplay will bring those orgasms forth.

>gf

Yah this makes a lot of sense. At the same time, we are not only animals, so this is only part of the equation. If you think you can strangle a girl and she'll love you forever, well, you're probably not going to be wildly successful.

>At the same time, we are not only animals,
w*Men are 99% animals

I wish. If anything, it's us men who are the simple ones. Just provide tiddies and good food and we're content with the world.

Eat that bitches pussy, girls love receiving head, sometimes liking it more than sex because the orgasms are stronger

Why did God make me tall and somewhat handsome, but autistic and with a tiny dick?

You can make a girl come with your fingers, your dick is fine.

14cm isn't tiny bro. It's a perfectly serviceable size.

Porn has twisted you into thinking that a 22cm monster is necessary to please a girl.

to be quite honest it's 13,8cm or something like that. pretty thin too sadly

Can you just accept reality already? I don't want to sit here all night talking positively about your dick or my government is going to make me marry some fag.

You need to realize that life is huge and there's so many important things, and to have such a hangup on your penis size is childish as hell. Just get over it.

Bottom line is, if a girl likes you, she won't stop liking you because of your penis size. That's preposterous.