/bb/ Big Brother 19

Jessica is a Rapist Edition

HOH: josh
Veto: TBD
Nominations: mark,elena,jess
Temp Comp:Temptation Competition for a week before nominations. It's optional. The winner gets safety and the loser is a 3rd nominee.
Competition winner: cody
Competition loser: jessica

previously on /bb/

fuck alex

Best tits in the fucking game

>*steals your cat ears*
>*raped and murders you*
pshh...nothin personal kid

inb4 panda samefag

if this was outside the house...she would actually be a sexual predator.

JOSH SELLING THE MASTER PLAN TO PANDA AND COWBOY

wait wait is josh telling alex and whistlenut right now about targetting elena for real?!?

Nice meltdown stay mad.

in awe at alex's vileness... first the marine thing, now this shit

I'd let Jess finger my butt

ITS HAPPENING

josh telling alex and jason he wants elena out

>In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches.

i don't get it, wasn't Josh trying to get into showmance with elena?
is human bean actually playing the game?

Can you believe these tits there unreal.

What a fucking retard holy shit. Alex is literally gonna snitch to Paul asap.

alex shilling against jessica
>MUH JURY

This is amazing he's standing his ground even when Alex is giving, actually fair points about them not being jury votes for him
Damn its like people are actually playing the game finally

Why is it always up to the best tits in the game to set everyone straight.

alex saying she doesnt want matt and raven to go back to cody and jess

HOW FUCKING DUMB

>Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

Alexfag you need to go

Paul couldn't be any more beta if he tried

sounds like production told josh that america is seeing him as the bully and telling him to stop

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alex is a crazy person. she is fascinating to watch

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damn kevin wants paul to team up with cody

>people still having meltdowns

>Don't just stare at it. Eat it.

paintbro where you at

kevin told cody to stop targeting alex and paul
>they got the numbers

>this is the pose I pegged Alex in with my 10 inch strapon

kevin saving the fucking season holy fuck

I LOVE THAT
GIVE IT TO ME

like dude literally like dude like like like dude like literally like like like dude like literally dude like like like LITERALLY

"MY CAT EARS"

Can you believe Pandafags actually exist. There worse than meechfags.

Alex looks so cute tonight

Right?

At least Meech was absolutely beautiful with the right amount of makeup

is this the amount you like?

Based Kevin being the only one to finally bring up how good of an idea reeling in Cody is

she really should be a professional makeup artist

was such a shock how ugly the bitch truly was a few days into the show

are there any existing raven fans, like at all

I could tolerate Alex if she shut the heck up and went back to bullying Jason.

who?

in this thread or just in general?

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>mfw I miss old Alex

Jesscort ready for alex full thrusting from her 10in black strapon. Feels bad alex will never peg me but atleast that ugly foreheaded bitch jess knows her place.

All the ravenfags died out by week 2. and there is only seemingly one pesky alexfag that still remains despite absolute and total proof that his waifu is a piece of shit. everyone else jumped ship and is either a Markposter or a Jodyposter

>jason man-handled me from behind without warning
>just horsin around
>jess put her hand near my crotch
>she raped me
trash logic

>Alex to Josh- We dont want to scare Matt and Raven as a showmance back to Jess and Cody #BB19

cant believe she said this

Who's that in the back? is that a member of production? did they leave the feeds on by accident while they were restocking the pantry?

Paul can't keep this up forever. literally everyone in his alliance thinks they have an F2 deal with him. eventually his web of lies is gonna collapse.

There's actually 2-3 alexfags can't tell if the others are just shitposting or not

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>Who's that in the back?
Nigga, you know who I am.

>Jess is wet 24/7
>always dtf even when people around the country are watching
>physically needs cock like it's a drug
>tfw you'll never be Cody

Well I was gonna take a brake for the week, but seeing as how Josh is wanting to target Elena gives me hope

lol alex

how can you not be entertained

>a brake

I don't like the top Alex is wearing

The Armenian rat will mist him out of it.

yeah it's better to working relationships like Kevin has as opposed to real partnerships.

like the way he'd feed Jody info but vote contrary to them each time

he'll keep votes in the jury. Paul is going to piss off all his old #2s when they make it to the jury

Its 2:15 in the morning and I'm borderline delirious, give me a break

>jess makes her bullshit rape comparison to Josh
>josh tells jess
would be the biggest fucking BTFO of alex possible in this game.

>not saying "give me a brake"
wasted

strongly agree post more

just imagine if alex's cousin being raped for days and murdered somehow became a plot point CBS couldn't avoid showing

i meant
>alex* makes her bullshit rape comparison to Josh

why do people love janelle but hate jessica

jason knows alex hid one of the cokes LOL

kevin

Jessica is at the top of Jokers and has been for a week

The Alex's dead cousin and cat ears episode

>people
Who cares?

>cooking eggs in bacon grease

Do Amerifats really do this?

alex is like a hoover right now, she is inhaling food

Can we please fast forward through the eating and get to the KINO?

I'm a super fatass murican and I've never cooked an egg in bacon grease. I'm just as shocked as you are.

try it next time

Because being a dumb slut was cool back in 2005 & 2006

Not 2017.

>Never has cooked with animal fats
Do you not enjoy flavor?
Also,portion control.

i'm vegan and find that disgusting

>He has never had buttery pancakes cooked with bacon drippings

smartest thing possible would be for the alex/kevin side split up Raven/Elena on the other side

force Paul towards them
then backstab him later of course

>i'm vegan
You didn't have to add this.

not lying I hope panda stays in the house just to see how fat she gets

kek

I want to get Alex pregnant

a full Porsche?

bitch sounds like tommy pickles

cameron
megan
jillian
>cody
dominique
ramses
elena

man we about to have a house without schemers
hope raven and matt are next

Nice projection
Ill be able to in less than an hour just wait.

can literally never unhear this

Ok, lets get some game talk going folks.

should I be glad Ive never heard of that mystery person?