most serene (also once wealthiest in world) city of melbourne edition
/brit/
ladcation of kunming
תל אביב?
post fa inspo lads
miss YKTD
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>sister moves to Melbourne
>becomes a vegan lesbian
>sister moves to brisbane
>becomes ice addict dole bludger
FACT: Trainspotters are the most powerful race in the world
anglo-judeo-christian values
me in the langham just out of shot
any Darwin man in?
not dating and fucking trans men and womyn or even not finding them attractive is a hate crime that should be dealt with a swift death sentence
Is that some multi-track drifting?
what do israelis think of the polish death camps business
my pet rock is going to do a bump of ket now lmao
just found out you can get charged for jaywalking in australia absolutely dire country
The year is 2025. As you step off the teleportation pad, the tingling sensation in your toes stops. A tall, slim, brunette synth-woman, greets you with a warm smile and cheerfully says "Welcome to Hull, Gateway to the Northern Powerhouse"
love this gimmick
>06:21:51
>06:21:50
What happened? Time reversed?
Used to be content with my loneliness. Now it's really starting to wear me down.
good post
Drunk
>didnt check the catalog
there's lots of sources. I'll dump them if you're still lurking
omg same here
are you me lmao
Not quite there yet myself. Captchas are starting to get a bit tricky though.
You wake up in Coventry
Been swiping for DAYS on tinder just trying to get one match haha
how'd I fuck this up lmao
Meant for this
don't worry, when party Leader Corbyn seizes power for the proletariat, this will become a reality and we can finally live in a peaceful and equal socialist utopia
Do Blackpool next!
>sister moves to london
>becomes an insufferable lefty twat and my parents no longer want anything to do with her
lol
Nothing wrong with Coventry cunto
digestives and monster energy ultra for dinner
SHLOMOSNAP
Unironically believe BREXIT is a bad idea.
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You arrive in London, the Dark City
Year 2020CE
very confused by this post what happened lad
dave
what does israelad have to say about this
>Distancing yourself from your own family because of political differences
but of a cunt thing to do
I'm a turbororke and my parents are very liberal but I'd feel utter shit if they didn't want anything to do with be because of my views
Does it still have the windy pedestrian bridge over the Thames?
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who here /9.5/10femalefriend/
>I'm a turbororke
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Your interplanetary transport is landing in the European Federation Capital The year is 2022. Post-Brexit, the EU was finally able to achieve it's goal of making life for EU citizens the best it could possibly be.
disgusting backstabbing leeches
should stop you he men from breeding and rape all their women
start with smashing my bollocks filled with jew seed x
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Not being for the opening of Israel’s borders is xenophobic and should be dealt with through time in prison.
give her the dick lad
Mobile phones are going to become 13 digited
lefties are ruining our countries and deserve whatever happens to them
&?
Paul does not give a fuck
why do the BBC 2 graphics look like they haven't changed since 2005 but BBC 1 looks modern
judging people for playing overwatch again
just got back from my mecca trip lads
Got denied entry into a pub last night lol
You arrive in Blackpool. The time is now.
what's in the box
had a dream i had a gf
same poster
erm why
Coz you are a Maori?
The niggers on the bus go ooga blogs
All through the town
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>"pub"="public"
think you mean a club m8, unless you were smashed in which case serves you right
correct
to make it look like they haven't been given any more budget since labour and therefore youll vote for corbs
would you rather be maori or aboriginal
my big toe is really hairy miht have to give it a trim
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>i.4cdn.org
what would you actually do if you woke up to this
I've had a mate denied entry into a pub at 6 in the evening when we were all sober because he didn't bring his ID even though there was no way he looked under 18
i am from brisbane and i am better than u
always really bitter when i leave comments pn youtube and reddit. can't help it
What city/year is this?
dear libtards
it's not looking under 18, it's looking under 25.
Why are aussie posters so much more entertaining that native Brits?
good thred
chicago, present day
Rorke in this country find Muslim names in every anti-nationalist comment section
had a coupon for john lewis for a free coffee when buying a cake. but the guy didn't look at it properly so he assumed it was the one that gives you free coffee and cake so i got both for free
keep the windows closed
what the fuck is going on
Go back to bed and hope to jdimsa.
got 10 matches on tinder in one day then only 15 in the 3 weeks after that
no dates btw
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not a single black person in that photograph
kebab
You are a lucky lad
stay in bed because this is clearly one of those comfortably surreal dreams
whats wrong with women