Where's my drink?

Where's my drink?

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Sir, you didn't order a drink

I got it right here.

*unzips dick*

My drink!? My diet Dr. Kelp. Don't tell me you forgot my drink!

Pizzatime

Sir, if you would look at the receipt you can see you did not order a drink with your Krabby Patty Pizza.

Here you go fuckboi

is this loss

How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!

Try water, fatty.

> unzip's dick
> literally pulls his dick apart

I came here to this very board with the soul intention of making this thread.

Good job, ya beat me to it.

You live in water. Drink some of that and quit your bitching.

Where's my tip?

What, do you not own a single can of soda in this home?

Do you not have milk? Juice? A working faucet?

There are starving fish in third world countries who would kill for that kind of opportunity, you ungrateful git.

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>ordering drinks from a pizza place

With your mouth numb nuts, Jesus Christ it's not hard

is that
is that actual horse cum

>ordering pizza from a burger joint

Didn't you ever once think of the customer?! You call yourself a delivery boy?! WELL I AIN'T BUYING!

I mean, it could be, but she could just have slapped in a bottle and pretended for the sake of the pictures.

>unzips dick

every time

Sir, you already bought
Just pay for the pizza and we'll be outta here

It's a protein shake combined with pictures of her with a horse for comedic effect via association.
You can also clearly see it's indeed a milk product in the bottle by the way it foams and its color.

But did she intend on the joke or was it conclusion that she didn't realize people would jump to?

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HOW CAN I EAT MY PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK

Wrong answer fuckboy. It's pizza time.

Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!

Well, THIS one's ON THE HOUSE!

>ordering a pizza from a burger joint after closing time
there's not a single character I hate more than that guy