Walk into room

>walk into room
>see this

wat do?

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suc his dick

"Well, son, that's disturbing. But at least you're masturbating to straight porn. I am not that dissapoint. For once. Carry on, my wayward son."

this hits way too close to home. at least I'm not that fat.

Aren't you basically a cuckold if you fap to porn of any kind where a dude is fucking a girl on camera no matter the context?

Honestly my room is worse. I spend my entire day and night on a giant bed shitposting on my laptop. Rest of the room is full of old stuff I never touch.

Post a pic

I like how the tits on he monitor are censored
Wouldn't want to get a ban for nsfw now would we

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i'd fugg Ricky

If the girl on film is your girlfriend then sure.

same

i have 3 mcdonalds cups that i use for pissing

What the actual fuck who faps with poppers/jungle juice

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Why's the TV on blank

>wait till he's done
>sniff chair

picture that in a bedroom like this and it's me

>walk into room
>see this

wat do?

Still better than my room
>no piles of old stuff that'd take days if not weeks to sort through and get rid of
>no stains on walls
>no old as fuck furniture that needs to be replaced except that table
>entire room could be cleaned within a day easily

I agree with this sentiment. I only fap to girls masturbating with dildos and occasionally lesbian porn. Everything else just feels too gay and degenerate.

If it's your wife and you enjoy it.

>Hello and welcome to Internet Comment Etiquette

>walk into room
>see dis

dafuq do i do?

the absolute state of Dakota fans

literally me

Indeed. This is why I only watch porn where girls are tortured, preferably by other women. The best ones are the ones where nigger women are whipped until they bleed and cry because then I can pretend to be a plantation owner.

liked and favorited!

Yes.

nigger

Call the police but bash his head in before hey get there.

>left handed

disgusting

is this roomkino?

Duel for china

I love that man

god bless him

>mfw i had a girl over for the first time in two years and she said that she can't come over anymore because my place is so shitty that she gets allergic reactions

>walk into room
>see this

wat do?

the room of a /tv oldfag

the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision

This is pretty much how a lot of people will go. Alone, rotting for weeks. Seems peaceful actually.

>empty diet coke cans
patrish m8

>Finally, someone worse than me

I don't understand how people can enjoy that. To me he's just tragic and depressing

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>tfw I have unironically never had a girlfriend and I'm 24

someone tell me what the hell am I supposed to do

what should we post itt?

Scatbooking from actresses and hot girls

Ask your mother you retard

this nigga has her panties soaking wet at all times.

G-gaben?

why is NHK world bullying this young autistic man

when she suck and u keep nuttin

Well, I'd knock first so that shit doesn't happen. I'd respectfully shut the door and leave him alone.

Shit, if anyone from Sup Forums is saying that picture isn't their exact life, they're lying.

t. Maddox

I wish we could always have threads like this. Sup Forums and /r9k/ are a bunch of retards and kids and it's full of porn.

Rip that disgusting medallion off his tubby greasy chest. Save it for when he inevitably dies and sell it as a commodity for thousands or millions of dollars.

My favorite part of this horrow-show is the way they force the family to be a part of his autism

Like it's not enough he's the way he is, they have to stand there and not show any disgust

Order him a better chair.

I'm not fat and I have a bigger screen.

Oh shit! They don't still sell that stuff do they?

I'm not overweight, nor an edgelord that listens to trash metal.

Also I'm a patrician when it comes to pornography, a true connoisseur of the arts, if you will.

There's no way I'd be caught jacking it to generic vanilla porn.

>man
You're being very transphobic, user.

For such a terrible board in general, Sup Forums really shines when we have the occasional off-topic thread

It's like the people that actually want to talk about television and film are boring and stupid

I'm fat but I have nice hair. and I have two screens

There is no way this is real.

t. listens to Symphonic Metal and watches cuck porn

youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY

Excuse me but Sodom is god tier
and Slayer and Motorhead

youtube.com/watch?v=916ZjBkjR_s

>listening to any kind of metal

so this is what I look like.

Hmm.

Guess I'll stop.

>its real
The look of his families face crushes me.

This can't be real

Hang on, do people really jack off naked?

You can see the exact moment on the grandfather's face when he thought "Franco should've won" around 1:08

I'm /fit/izen and successfully doing no porn for over 6 months now

If you fap naked you can just cum on yourself.

If you cum on yourself that is gay as fuck.

The release is stronger when you're naked, therefore the pleasure is better.

What does this thread have to do with Television or Film?

It's only gay if you eat it.

Real talk how many times have you thought about actually eating it but wimping out right before?

Not true. If another man cummed on your face and it didn't touch your lips that'd still be extremely gay. You dumb faggot.
You're on the wrong website, sweetie.

fuck you

nah, it's only gay i his/her penis is bigger than yours, or if the testicles of each party come in to contact with one another.

Get on my knees. No, seriously. Given the opportunity I would absolutely give him a blowjob and swallow every last drop, preferably while he sat in that chair and held my head down until I gagged. This is what happens when you spend too much time in sissy threads.

>sweetie
You're on the wrong website honey.

AHh, the french

Like never but I've tasted it.

Pretty gay desu so I don't do it anymore.

slap the shit out of him for fapping to AM-WF porn

you must be gassed

>honey
You're on the wrong website, pumpkinoh yeah thats true I forgot about that. Sorry for the misunderstanding

Top left girl reminds me of her. Hot.

Who's that?

>Put Haruhi on your door to annoy people into leaving.
>Has opposite effect.

night's watch are a bunch of faggots.
>not wanting wildling pussy

It's only gay if you enjoy eating it

KEK, that just represents 98% of Sup Forums

yeah, they're called poppers, they are legal in most jurisdictions

The absolute worst part of this entire thing is how he speaks Nipponese. He talks and accentuates every word like a little girl would because he learned Nip from moeshit anime.

This guy meets his waifu, handles his shit, he has the dance down, and he doesn't give a single fuck.

He's ok in my books.

what is it? is he huffing glue?