Today's topic: Gate: Thus The JSDF Fought Here
*Rick, Morty, and Jerry land near a mountain valley*
Morty: Jeez, Rick where are we?
Rick: According to this we’re in an universe where Earth is merged with this fantasy world we’re on via a magical *urrrp* gate or some horseshit like that.
Jerry: Fantasy World? Sound like prime vacation material to me. I’ll live out my dream as a bard!
Rick: That’s a *urrrp* bad idea, dipshit. There’s a damn good reason we left Beth and Summer out of this. This world is filled with dragon, orc, trolls, and other monsters, not to the mention rape-happy bandits and bloodthirsty knights. Oh did I forget to mention that The Empire of this region is fighting the JSDF? And losing?
*the valley is turned into a bloodbath as the JSDF decimates the Imperial Army with tanks, jets and soldiers armed with rifles*
Morty: HOLY SHIT!
* an Imperial soldier is screaming as he was being immolated by a napalm strike*
Rick: These medieval assholes thought they could claim an easy win by invading Earth, but they *urrp* got fucking REKT. Hard. They’re lucky they didn’t tried that shit on the U.S. or we would drop a T.N. on them. Now let’s get out here.
*Loud House, Royal Woods, Mi*
*Leni, Lucy and Lisa are cosplaying as Tuka Luna Marceau, Rory Mercury, and Lelei La Lalena*
Rita Loud: Lisa L. Loud! Did you dyed your hair blue?
Lisa: Actually it’s platinum blonde. The light in the room is making it look like it’s blue.
Leni: I gotta ask how Tuka keeps her hair shiny like that.
Lucy: All praise to Rory!
Rita Loud: They need to filter the anime/manga section. Badly.
* Gravity Falls, Oregon. Before the Weirdmageddon*
Dipper: So glad Mabel didn’t see this. *deletes history & cookies on web browser after seeing the scene with Zorzal & Tyuule and uses the memory gun on himself to delete the memory of GATE*