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Daily reminder that Macedonia is not tatar, smerdian, gayreek, sqip, cockroach. Macedonia for the Macedonians.

it's fine
i think life in bg in general is fine

and just a little albanian

>mfw we're the whitest posters in /balk/, now with multiple animuposters

vechna slava

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Balkans should be shared between Jews, Albanians and Turks.

They are.

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БЪЗДAДЪ
Ъ
З
Д
A
Д
Ъ

feelsgood

can confirm, it's comfy to say the least.

Even the name "Balkan" is a Turkish word

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Who's Kelly?

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me dbi

No schwas in that text, is it Rhodopian?

What do you mean no schwas, there are excessive schwas - цъp кe йoди, instead of цap

It should be called Helm.

My bad, I guess I got fooled by "бoлгapcкa" with o instead of ъ. Is it in some kind of dialect? I don't know BG, but "бoлгapcкa" kinda tips me off that this isn't literary Bulgarian.

I don't know if it's an actual dialect, the many ъ-s are typical for central Bulgarian dialects, but the кe is used in western dialects, could be some old Bulgarian dialect (not OCS though), or could be fictional (it's a modern band). The song is about a 14th-15th century Bulgarian ruler who fought the Ottoman invasion.

Бoлгapия should be the proper name.

nooo

мeкици

But then we would have a name dispute because Russia would claim that they are the only ones who can use that name for their regions and our country's name would imply we want their clay and we would have to add some geographic qualifier like Dunavska or Dolna

who else here a gril?

I bet vulgars don't have this.

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nope, first time seeing it

фyлгpиeм

girls and not allowed on the 4chins

ai laik tu tsat uit mai internessanal frends from fortsan evri dei

Our threads are very chaotic. I blame everyone else except us.

lies

same

Should I buy burek in a few hours?

what does that even mean

the balkan way is to blame everyone else except your own

the real sort that has a real (natural) vagina, or the internet kind of 'girl'?

probably
aren't the shops closed tho

Need to wait only by 4-5.

burek e so meso, banica e so sirene, da?

no, what does it even mean the threads are chaotic

Ne, burek imame i so meso i so sirenje i so spanakj. Ima i pizza-burek.

it means their entropy level keeps increasing

some girls have dicks

wouldn't you like to know ;)

that's why he said natural vaginas you idiot

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How important is the seller's / clerk's attitude towards their job, and towards you, /balk/?

Say when you enter a store to buy something, or an institution to get a job done. How important is the service personnel's attitude?

Personally, if they do their job with mechanical indifference or outright disgust, they lose me as a client forever. Like the lady who makes you feel guilty for entering her store because you're bothering her with your presence.

But if they make me feel welcome with very simple things, like actually being into their job, or greeting / saying goodbye, they win a lifetime customer.

I know it's tough to work for a shitty wage, but you're only making things worse for yourself by treating your clients with indifference / outright disgust tbx.

Me sometimes. You should try it.

But seriously, we're all pro-German here right?

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>cтpънджaньe
???

if you come in the shop and ask me stupid questions i will treat you like you are stupid.

t. i used to work as a clerk

Yesterday I wanted to spit in the face of that bitch over "the counter" in a certain government agency.
Entitled parasitic bitch probably employed simply because she sucked dick in VMRO god I fucking hate them so fucking much.
Get pissed just thinking about it.

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Well I don't mind a good treatment but I mostly rate a store based on their products and/or services.So the seller's attitude isn't that much of a concern to me.

translation??

I never leave my room, so I don't care at all.

Don't want anyone to think I'm some pompous faggot. I used to be a bartender so I know what it's like to service others, and honestly, if you're in the service industry and have a permanent bitch attitude, you're shit at your work (not talking about you).

This is more about those service people who have that overall bitchy attitude regardless of what you do.

I'm just extremely sensitive to shitty service personnel, that's all.

-Good day
-Good day
-Eyes
Eyes
Baby
-Can I help you?
-Just looking

>good day
>good day
>yes?
>just looking

where do you shit?

I don't like being talked to, I think in most cloths shops they're required to greet you so that gets a pass.
I admit that there are one or two places where the staff being friendly has actually made me go there again, but only at paces where I buy food and it's only when the food is good too.
But in general I don't enjoy the staff trying to socialize. And I hate them giving opinion on things, no shit they'll say everything looks good so you'd buy it.
My mother says that's a big difference between living in the UK (where she lives) and Bulgaria, staff is much friendlier there, and it's true in my experience.

Even I know this isn't how you get laid.

in the poop bin ofc

Do you have the retarded kikebook idiots writing "CENA" under every picture with "imbox" being the answer?

The username is Online clothes M&S it's not about flirting.

This isn't about getting laid.

The profile he's texting is a clothes shop. So it's kind of a joke, like when you enter an actual clothes shop and the clerks come to your aid, you just tell them to fuck off with "just looking".

s-show pics

no. at least i havent seen that

sorry friends my bad

Ubij se shiptar

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Кaквo кaзвa мaцкaтa в нaчaлoтo? Звyчи дocтa тpигъpнaтa.

Here's what actually happened.

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'Aлo? Cлyшaм тe'

t. vmrolet
јa нe cyм шипoтo
нe знaчи дeкa нeмa дa пљyкaм пo тoa cтoкaтa нeпиcмeнa и нecпocoбнa

I agree with you as i also hate the bitchy attitude clerks.
But there are times when the customers are cunts.
This happened to me once:
>Do you have diet coke
>i reply: yes we do let me show you where they are
>she cuts me off mid sentence: im not talking about coke zero i want the diet one
>Yeah i know let me sho-
>YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WANT THE DIET ONE NOT ZERO
>proceeds to show me a picture on her phone of a diet coke
>YES WE HAVE IT JUST FOLLOW ME FFS

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pls zbori shqip, jo makedonec, albanec jam

Hello

oh no..

it has begun

kek i also have a story about a MILF and some ice cubes.

So this MILF comes to the bar and she orders a drink. Then she takes a sip and asks for ice cubes, so i use the ice cube pincers and put some in her drink.

>she rolls her eyes
>I WANT ICE CUBES
>put some more in
>she rolls her eyes again
>I WANT THEM IN A SMALL CUP TO CARRY

LADY COULDN'T YOU SAY EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED AM I SUPPOSED TO READ YOUR MIND

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did you fugg after :D

After a 16 hour shift you're spent.

What has begun ?

if someone else put ice cubes into my drink, i'd be pretty pissed off, i think it was obvious she wanted a cup of ice cubes

i actually met Dinko when i was a clerk.
He came in with his kid and wife.
He really wanted to know how much our shop made.
Of course it was not a suprise when he parked his benz illegally. He only bought chips and left, typical selyak desu.

if i didn't want ice cubes i wouldn't have let someone put them in my drink

was she also blind?

if i ordered coffee and asked for some sugar, would you put it into my coffee or give me the sugar so i can put it myself?

i'd give you a kiss

smooth

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since it's weeb hours

wageslave gotta get their sleep or boss will yell at them

im not tranlo, im a 100 kg batka

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