Fell for the prostate meme

>fell for the prostate meme
>blood and shit everywhere

Disgusting. kill yourself.

What did you shove up your ass mate?

Congratulations, you're a homo now.

Divine punishment for homosex
Dog bless

It's not the first time

A doll leg

I'm not

Nigger there is nothing gay in that

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what has this got to do with crypto

>A doll leg

Whatever you say fagboy

it's a metaphor for LINK hodlers

Okay, princess.

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*has a successful orgasm via prostate stimulation*
heh, nothin personnel kidd..

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>A doll leg

>Has a doll
>Power fucks his ass with the doll's leg like the power bottom he is.
>Goes so hard he's bleeding

Sounds pretty fucking gay.

Here's the thing, you have to use a proper dildo that's lubricated if you don't want to rip your arse open. Hopefully you just scratched up your anus and didn't harm your rectal wall, because scarring in that area can lead to dysplasia and cancer.

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I harmed that area before I believe since the blood is always in the tip of the object, should I just let it be now?

How deep did you go?

>>blood and shit everywhere
such is life in Brazil

Get it checked retard
Your ass shouldn't be bleeding

don't you have any school shooting you need to attend to?

Why can't you just calm your homosexual urges?
You already said you're not entirely gay, so just stop.
You shouldn't stick things in your asshole. The ass is strictly an exit-only.

Everything is going down the shitter eventually.

I've already graduated to the world of workplace shootings, thanks.

the same as always, 1 index finger and a half

there was blood on the doll leg only, I took a shit after and there was no sign of it

It's been long since I did this now I regret again

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's what you get for not doing pic rel. Learn from your mistake and avoid faggotry from now on user.

>>fell for the prostate meme
I advise you to stop now

unless you want to become incontinent by the age of 40 you sinful fucking faggot

Y-you are already incontinent???

Just fucking buy a dildo or something you mongoloid.

which part of "sinful fucking faggot" made you think that

How do you do this without blood?

or a plantain banana, I believe.

With smooth objects that aren't huge and lubrication, not whatever phallic 18x16 household object you first see in a horny gay frenzy.

crypto makes you gay duh

peeled banana is perfect in my opinion
soft enough to chop itself if shit gets tight
>worst case op walks around with banana peace in his ass

I can't find any small dildos on amazon. Everything I see on there seems creepy.

*scary, not creepy

there is no prostate meme youre just gay

>plantain banana
what
do you mean a plantain or banana
or both at the same time?

>on amazon

Try sex shops or their websites, shouldn't you start with your fingers anyway?

Fucking hell I'm not even gay or into this shit it's just standard logic.

wtf man
wtf

I don't want my finger in my ass. That's gross. I don't want to feel every bump inside my anus.

ok

the bigger problem is that it's a strain to get your finger deep in your ass anyway and once it's in there there's not much of anything you can feel

Why don't you clean your rectum in the first place?

Use your thumb oriented towards your prostate

I think the point is they're the first stepping stone, easing your way up to that baddragon monster you've be ogling.

I just want a thin dildo the girth of my thumb, like any normal person.

Search sex shops and sex toy dedicated websites then my dude. I'm fairly certain they'd be the ones with a vested interest in getting people into their market.

once you get it right, its one of the greatest feelings ever :3

>having a prostate

The prostate is not a meme.
You're just a fucking retard.

ROASTIE GET OFF MY BOARD

Why do you keep outing yourself as a female if you're not going to post em tiddies

>Sup Forums with flags

>this fucking thread

go away leaf