Why did i buy this

Why did i buy this....

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Because you already bought the slutty catboy?

I didnt

Where can I buy that, and is it hotglue friendly?

Target, and ill find out later

>no wrist articulation
>no brushable hair
pass

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Have a fap before spending money next time

>Target

Oh shit, I'll actually have to look the cashier in the eyes while I buy this obvious little girl's toy.
M-maybe it's available online too

and now the wait really starts

You know, you could NOT be a spaz and just say it's for your little sister/daughter if the cashier gives you a weird look

Stare down that cashier and get your girly toy like a man.
If you absolutely insist on being a pussy, ask for a gift receipt.

Cmon bro, do what this guy said , its bot that bad to buy embarressing stuff at retail, once you get used to it.

THEY

DON'T

CARE

luckily the webisodes are gonna come out in october and its still possible we will get some of the specials before season 2

also has it been stated what dub this is for since France got the show before everyone else last time?

It's not very likely he'll get a weird look, most cashiers don't give a shit. But even if he does, he shouldn't have to feel the need to justify his purchases

If he gets shit for what hes buying he can report the cashier

Pull out your hot glue gun.

HOT GLUE WHEN?

They see worse shit than this.
t. /mlp/

I would buy one made out of latex

Hot glue or riot

or NOT say anything, because then they will get suspicious.
Just buy it with a straight face and they assume it's a gift.

>Not going to a store two towns over and buying your faggy little girl toys with a birthday card for your non-existent niece.

Yeah, this. Its even a superhero, while the other shit is pastel colored horses.

It has to be French dub because Eng and Kr aren't called Miraculous

Korea got the show first last time not France

Shes got a nice ass for a doll

Go on...

>Go to Target
>buy the doll
>look the cashier in the eye and say "Can't wait to cum on this. Haha!"
>do a jerk off motion with your hand, but really effeminately
>ask if they take checks

...

Ooh boy french mime is finally subbed. Goodnight sweet korean folder

oh shit miraculousubs has the entire thing up, when did they get those last 3 episodes?

Today

>>ask if they take checks
Faggot

Do they not have self checkout?

Target doesnt do that, and my trips to the girly section shows me that walmart doesnt have them in stock yet.

Buy wrapping paper too, user. If they ask questions, say birthday present.

i bought a mlp AJ a while back and then threw it away last year. The cashiers eyes were glazed.

>he aint gonna do it

Greentext it bro
>AJ
What the fuck?

Buy a hot glue gun, something that could pass as lube, some tissues, and NOTHING else.
Also, make sure to wait until there is a cute cashier for you to look in the eyes as you buy them all.

This. Just buy one of those bags for smaller gifts and some of that stuffing paper shit.
Otherwise, stare the cashier down to the point that they're afraid for their life. Wear the Ladybug costume and swing a yoyo at them on your way out.

She looks so sad.

Chat doll where?

Because she knows whats cumming

My Target does. Self checkout is the wave of the future.

>4 years ago
>watch that show
>get welcomed into the fandom
>get idea
>parents arent home
>walk to walmart down the road
>walk into girl isle
>empty
>pick up a random pone
>didnt fap at the time so no need for lotion
>walk back to the cashier
>put it on the belt
>she scans it
>emotionless
>"5.99"
>buy it
>walk home

Sounds like someone didn't go through a brony phase and bought a fuck ton of girls toys and other miscellaneous merchandise. Honestly, the few times that the cashier's asked what was up with the pony stuff I just explained it was some weird fad and they just kept on going with their lives. Cashier's could care less about what you're buying

Also it was the first time i discoverd EqD and Sup Forums.

>threw it away
>not donating it to a thrift store, a rummage sale or a children's hospital
>inb4 I CUMMMED ON IT LEL XD!

Your waifu deserved better than that

>thinking AJ doesnt belong in the trash

bad opinions aside we should really stop talking about mlp before the mods notice

lets talk about Miraculous instead, and how fucking cute these two are

>last time I bought a toy in store was an impulse buy
>right before I graduated high school
>Target
>see and ad for the Brave and the Bold Batbot toy in BatB game manual
>voiced by Adam West
>can feel cashier silently judging this pimply teen in front of him
>get home and play with it like no tomorrow, Batbot was my best friend for the better part of a month
It flet cool hearing Adam West as a Bat themed robot yell "GREAT JOB, PARTNER" at me. Reminds me of this, though.
youtu.be/5H94FHVGeEE

Thats a great story man. Do you still have your robot buddy?

Somewhere in a box, I bet.
youtu.be/1WvYYPGHqq0
>that was six years ago

>still no Chloe figure

FUCK

Why would you want a toy of that fucking bitch?

>putting your best buddy in a box
He needs you user

Right here along with civillian clothing.

Hoping we get Hawkmoth and some supervillains in the future.

You shut the fuck up, she is the best character and pure at heart.

Do both of these at once.

She looks like a ugly whore and a judgmental cheerleader valley girl. You have shittaste user, chloe belongs nowhere besides the trash.

>Racist
>Sociopath who tried to steal children's toys.

Go eat dinner, something with lots of fiber, then in a few hours you can make your own Chloe figure.

>Not liking the queen bee

Holy shit do you guy's actually fall for that "homely girl" bullshit in movies? The people who has the money always win and Chloe is plenty wealthy and confident in herself which is icing on the cake.

Wow, what a vain shallow cunt you must be, user. Plz consider an hero.
How is she racist? I saw the episode where she stole marionettes miraculous because she thought it was a toy. What a fucking bitch.

Well if you got it why not flaunt it? And it isn't like Chloe is a bad person because she idolizes Ladybug.

So shes like flash thompson as an ugly bitch with whore makeup.

I want to fuck that waste of space for a human

Atleast you admit her shittiness, even if you wanna fuck her.

I-I'll find him I swear it. We'll be best buddies again, Proto Batbot, mark my words.

I bet she cant get pregnant. Thats pretty hot

>Why did i buy this....

BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING AWESOME!

>ugly

Get your eyes checked user.

Someone has to be wealthy. Why not give it to her?

Good user, make sure to post you and your buddies adventures on Sup Forums, okay?

>small eyes
>buldging lips
>icky tan skin
>shit personality
Shes both ugly on the inside and the out.

She was racist in Kung Food

How so? Ive only seen a couple episodes.

And what you like that fake french bitch more?

Having worked retail when I was in college let me tell you this, and believe it when I say this.

CASHIERS DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU'RE BUYING.

Seriously. They had a guy 6 minutes ago buying a single cucumber, tub of Vaseline, and toddler's panties and they rang up his purchase without one fuck to give.

You are just one more anonymous blur of people buying shit nobody but they themselves care about. Cashiers don't judge you. In order to judge you they'd have to be able to care about you and they don't. They're putting in their days desperately trying to tune out the incessant beep of the scanner as it second by second counts away the minimum wage hours of their life until their shift is over and they can go home and try and drink the day's misery away.

They have not one shit to give about a weeb who buys a girl's toy. You just don't fucking matter to them. So you can stop trying to be all moe and "oh no sempai, this is so embarrassing gyaaaaaaa". They don't fucking care and 2 seconds after they've finished ringing up your purchase they've already forgotten you even exist.

t-this thread is slowly turning into a general...

Fuck, if it's really at Target I'm going to take my niece shopping this weekend and secretly buy it for myself
Sneaky style
inconspicuous as fuck


I gotchuuu
If you had a Miraculous based off your personality, what animal would it be?

I would have a jellyfish, because I go with the flow

Sloth 'cause I'm lazy as fuck

Whats an animal that has crazy mood swing, is violent, and kinda lazy?

Honey Badger.

I want an owl because I'm quiet as shit, also owlets are naturally cute af
Snapping turtles

Yay, im slash

i would be....a mouse

you guys know why ;) ;) ;) ;p ;)

Catboy vore?

NO FUCK I WOULDNT GO THAT FAR

Nigga please...

Relax, I'm not judging. It's hardly the grossest thing anyone in these threads has proposed doing with him.

wh.....w-whats the grossest thing then ? (and why do i ask questions i dont want answers to ?)

you innocent little thing

leave this site while there is still hope

Kek, pussy. Be a real man and go buy your dolls.

You liked it? What other reason is there?