All Christians, report in this thread! Come one and all! All traditions welcome!

All Christians, report in this thread! Come one and all! All traditions welcome!

Protestant: youtube.com/watch?v=0aGJwAENQuk

Catholic: youtube.com/watch?v=XN6UNVwlRbk

Orthodox: youtube.com/watch?v=LUjtgV6OPBM

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=0pqax_dPgTk
youtube.com/watch?v=EMABVIMHPkc
youtube.com/watch?v=DoivaOFr2OE
youtube.com/watch?v=7kmPZywtN4Y
youtube.com/watch?v=5h2D7xc_kzU
youtube.com/watch?v=2GbV0gAv8EA
youtube.com/watch?v=LpLmvsz8_AQ
yameditation.org/blog/2013/6/17/practicing-passage-meditation-within-a-faith-tradition
youtube.com/watch?v=0aGJwAENQuk
youtube.com/watch?v=TOkuZLxUjqg
youtube.com/watch?v=Zg-uaVzb9QI
youtube.com/watch?v=rOm1_ta4rGI
youtube.com/watch?v=FY4DCG-nFBI
youtube.com/watch?v=t4x5zZ2NOkU
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reporting

12 questions Christians just can't seem to answer. (Warning: may cause extreme cognitive dissonance and an immensely huge ammount of anxiety if Christian)

>1
Why all of their sources, citations, and evidence comes either directly from the bible. Or, from an "unbiased" website made around 2003 whose name is "JesusSpeaks.org".
>2
Why when they're asked a question, do they seem to always link you to a word document that is nearly 20 pages long, instead of just answering said question.
>3
Why the bible says there were so many Jewish slaves in Egypt.
>4
Why Constantine waited till he was on his death bed to finally convert to Christianity.
>5
Why modern Christians are continuously getting outsmarted by Jews, and out competed (losing land) by Muslims.
>6
Why they follow a religion made by Semite Jew Arabs, and openly mock their "pagan" ancestors.
>7
Why 90% of the Christians on Sup Forums are spics and most likely anchor babies too.
>8
Why Christians think the first mover "argument" caries any weight considering it's been debunked a thousand times.
>9
Why the phrase "kike on a stick" makes Christians so mad if it is in fact not true.
>10
Why Christians on Sup Forums are in love with their anime "mascot" christ-chan.
>11
Why Christians on Sup Forums forever act confused when no one takes them seriously.
>12
Neanderthals.

CHRISTFAGS LITERALLY CANT ANSWER. THEY LITERALLY CANT. IVE SEEN EVERY EXCUSE IN THE BOOK

HAVE CHRISTFAGS FINALLY BEEN FUCKED IN THE ASS TO DEATH?

These were all answered in Orthodox thread

here we go, ITS ALREADY STARTED

CHRISTFAGS REFUSE, THATS RIGHT REFUSE TO ANSWER

You were answered, so you can respond to those answers if you want

Christianity is now politically incorrect. How does that make you feel? You can't criticize any religion but Christianity.

This fucking copy paste fag again

DEUSKEK

Because christianity is the one true religion , i became a christfag when i noticed all the hate for god

Christianity was never expected to be a predominant culture, "Many are called, few are chosen." It's intended to get the word out to all, but the condition where it rules the culture was a fluke more than a standard condition. Real Christianity is hated by the world.

Amen

Crusades fucking when?

What is Syria
youtube.com/watch?v=0pqax_dPgTk

1 Why are you up this late
2 why do you think your funny
3 why do have so many memes of some laughing guy
4 why did you leave reddit
5 why do you think this ^ is an arrow
6 why are you illiterate
7 What do you mean by Neanderthals
8 why do your "12 questions" have nothing to do with religion
9 why are you on all these threads
10 why do you even care
11 why do you act confused by everything
12 why am i responding to a shitposter

Also no one respond to this guy anymore Trust me, its to no avail

Such a pity

I am only a Christian to annoy faggots like you.

help me stop masturbating guys

not soo euphoric

stay mad

Buy an icon of the Theotokos and hang it in your room.

How does one find a good Christian wife in this day and age?

Anime and Christianity don't mix OP

Kill yourself.

no one likes those protestant songs.

this is better: youtube.com/watch?v=EMABVIMHPkc

go to church?

THIS

don't make me to try this ;__;

think about what masturbation looks like from God's perspective. Think about the day of judgement. think about what masturbation looks like in the Kingdom of Heaven. pray. read scripture. humbly take your struggle to God, tell Him that you are struggling and say Jesus help me! read the Saints and what they have to say about sexual passions. find another Christian that you can confess to and confide in, if you think you will falter, call them, or send them a message to let them know. Remember God's grace and love, he is Your King Who has done everything for You, think about ignoring hte commands of your Lord. Remeber that with God all things are possible. Do not fall into despondency. God forgives all.

sorry for long response. good luck user. i am praying for you

Religion in /pol
Mods?

No one actually sings this in church tho

Start attending church. There are plenty of women at my parish, but they get married pretty young

HAPPENING SOON

THE ANTICHRIST IS TO REVEAL HIMSELF ON AUGUST 30 2016

PREPARE YOUR HOLY WATER AND BIBLE

youtube.com/watch?v=DoivaOFr2OE

>Hagee
Really, dude?

ok fair enough.

then i vote this: youtube.com/watch?v=7kmPZywtN4Y

for orthodox hymns, I am spamming these lately:

youtube.com/watch?v=5h2D7xc_kzU

youtube.com/watch?v=2GbV0gAv8EA

Reporting in.

Haven't fapped in a while but still have issues with porn. Thanks for the advice. Really going through a tough time with abstaining.

Church sounds good. I just hope I'm a catch myself. I mean, I am. But I hope I have a chance with a sister in Christ. I don't wanna be alone, user.

If you can support a family or are in the process of becoming able to, you should have no problem finding a wife.

just meet some people. the good thing about meeting Christians is that you alerady in some ways understand one another. be sincere, you'll find someone. and remember also, that the single life is nothing to be ashamed of.

Muslim reporting in :^)

Flag checks out

hey man.

I practiced Islam for about a year, and respect it greatly. But i couldn't reconcile myself with the character of Muhammad (his conquests etc.) As christians, we have to do something similar in terms of acts committed (and still committed) by the Church, but Christ Himself was exemplary.

I was just wondering what your thoughts are?

And i mean no disrespect.

also kek at

Dubs don't lie. I'm in school right now and just trying to sort my life out I guess. I wanna support a family one day. I'll toil if I have to. I just don't wanna be in my 30s and not married.

Sounds good I guess. When you said there's no shame in the single life, are you sure? I feel like I'm incomplete if I'm not in a relationship I guess. My social skills suck though. Will Christian women even give me a chance if I at least try?

Yeah, but if you can't get your life together enough to start a family, you should consider the monastic life. Saint John Chrysostom, on being asked how a monk is to be different from a non-monk, replied marriage is the only difference.

What's that life about, user? I'm not familiar with it. I'm more on the Protestant side. I'll be honest. That scares me - the possibility of not being designated for lifelong commitment. Like, I try hard not to put it as an idol, but it feels like I'm missing out. Not just that, but I've become so attached to the degeneracy of porn addiction, I don't know if I'm healthy enough to be a strong leader yet alone a decent man. I mean, I am, but.. Idk. Forgive me for the (you)s and circles.

Are Lutherans okay?

1 Corinthians 7:8 from memory's has some stuff about the virtue of single hood

youtube.com/watch?v=LpLmvsz8_AQ

Of course.

>help me stop masturbating guys
1) Start an exercise routine
2) Cut out sugar and caffeine
3) Do your devotion right after waking up and use yameditation.org/blog/2013/6/17/practicing-passage-meditation-within-a-faith-tradition meditation/contemplation in conjunction with prayer
4) Learn a skill and set small but attainable goals
5) Taper off. First stop watching videos and move onto images, then only use artistic nudes, then underwear, then clothed, then text, then your imagination. Once you're at the last two stages your mind will be re-sensitized to the point where it no longer craves sexual stimulation at all times.

Hello brothers.
Remember to ignore those offended by our mere presence.

Also reminder
These are Sup Forums heritage threads

Not gonna lie, I liked how you pulled that verse out on the spot. I appreciate the help, user. I don't know what I should do really besides just keep ling for God I guess. Marriage is nice but shouldn't be a priority. It hurts admitting that, but my wants may not be what's in God's will. It's whatever I guess.

Interesting film. I don't think I'd be cut out for monk life though. Seems noble, but idk. I'm a NEET, yes, but being a monk is such a dramatic shift, I don't know if I could handle it.

TL;dr to both of you. I'm just lonely and wish I could stop the misery. I idolize marriage to that extent which is unhealthy. But I'll try to stay away from that and stop going back to porn.

Hola. Dubs don't lie.

Gonna start dumping some Christ-chans in here if you don't mind.

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a proud christian leaf,now i can die in peace...

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Sorry, no, I'm from the U.S. I'm not sure why it's showing me as leaf. I'm not using a proxy

Y'all larping right? this cannot be serious, it's 2016.

I visited a church in a neighboring village (Catholic), my city is Protestant, shamefully, so our largest church is not catholic. In any event, while there I took some time to speak with one of the nuns from the coven. Her cross was beutiful but I thought it might be rude to ask her where she procured it.

I assume nuns all get their things at similar places, so in short, where can I find a catholic nuns cross? It was very heavy dark-grey metal with a black cord.

>It's current year.

bump

is hating christianity for no reason a thing in bulgaria? i have a friend who litterly gets mad if i mentioned god/christianity

what about faping with litterly no imagination or anything whatsoever

thank you,now i won't die in peace :^D

>what about faping with litterly no imagination or anything whatsoever
Whatever works for you. The point is reducing external stimuli as much as possible in order to return to a sane levels of dopamin sensitivity and arousal thresholds.

I don't think touching yourself at all is a sin, but constantly chasing the next thrill is really fukken counterproductive to spiritual growth and social competence which is why I believe it should be reduced to a point where it's not something you do constantly.

the problem i face is i do that to reduce anger and stress,but ty anyway user.

Religion = Something to offer some sort of consolation to people about things that humans don't understand at this time. (i.e., the stupids)

>the problem i face is i do that to reduce anger and stress,but ty anyway user.
I figured as much. Hence the exercise and morning devotion, as well as the article about passage meditation.

Once you fill your mind with a thought other thoughts naturally move to the background.

Honestly just keep busy, and it's not hard. There's a reason NEETs do nothing but masterbate all day, they have nothing to fill their hours. The idle hand and all that.

oh great, attract all the cuckolics

I masturbated at the height of an acid frenzy yesterday, and thought I had become the embodiment of lust and sin. After being instensley disgusted with myself I opened my fathers bible which was bookmarked on Pslam 22 (he was raised Catholic but doesn't practice) I read it and felt ashamed and humbled.

What do? I guess I'll just start reading a little of Bible each day until I figure out where to go from there? Or should I just disregard it as a moment of insanity on drugs where I thought God was real?

i actually don't do that all day everyday,once every two days or so,and if in that week i'm happy/not stressed i won't, ty and will try.

>is hating christianity for no reason a thing in bulgaria?
Yes. (For Bulgarian homosexuals, that is.)

1. That's not true/not an argument
2. Because Christianity is fucking complicated
3. Because reasons
4. Because he was Emeror of Pagan Rome plus he wanted to wash sins of his whole life with his baptism
5.Becouse we don't burn enough heretics and atheists
6.Becouse our pagan ancestors were mostly snowniggers compared to our christian ancestors
7. What are Slavs
8. The same reason why atheists think that they counterarguments debunked milions times caries any weight
9. Becouse it's not true and we are in deap love with Truth and hate Lie
10. Becouse it's Sup Forums, an mongolian thoart singing imageboard
11. Not an argument.
12. Ask magisterium.

I anserwed it. You are a fucking moron. Get yourself a big stone and jump off the nearest cliff.

Do what feels best for you. Obviously you know where people in this thread stand on the issue. God bless

>help me stop masturbating guys
All spiritual problems have the same solution:
a) prayer
b) fasting
c) hard work.

(Not just a Christian thing, BTW; all human traditions know this.)

>2016

This is as serious as it gets paesano. Meaning of Life shit right here, right now and every day, never going away, never turning it's back to us, never withdrawing it's love.

It's like Real Life Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Matrix and Indiana fucking Jones.

JESUS LIVED!

Acid? Holy fuck you degenerate kill yourself are you fucking retarded?

And You, have a starring role.

All you have to do is be yourself, but you got to find it first and only God can show you, *You*.

What feels best is to forget about it and change nothing

Do elaborate pls, I'm sure you have a well of good advice for me.

Then you've already made your decision. Go in peace.

>Christianity politically incorrect. You can't criticize any religion but Christianity.
That's right, leaf. You are slowly learning that bowing down to the Jew is no contraceptive for stronger forms of Judaism, like the Marxism that has infiltrated our Universities, Governments, and even the Christian churches that you worship at. Control the Jew or be threshed by him.

How to get a qt christian gf

>inb4: go to church
still asking how

Sup Forums is a Christian board.

Go to church. Volunteer at animal shelters, homeless shelters, school functions, etc. Christian women tend to marry young though so if you're older already I suggest giving up. No christian woman is going to marry some atheist that converted just to pick her up

>tfw ortho almost all my life
>tfw i give up any hope from atheist friends and gfs (all of them soon or later became fedoras)
>tfw most of the believers here are call themselfs """"christians"""" (technically they are agnostic theist)
>tfw i'm 24

why live

>God

*tips fedora*

Enjoy hell you disgusting heathen.

>But I say unto you, That Elias is come already, and they knew him not, but have done unto him whatsoever they listed. Likewise shall also the Son of man suffer of them.
>Then the disciples understood that he spake unto them of John the Baptist.
>Mt XVII:12-13
Was S. John the Baptist S. Elias reborn?

>Protestant: youtube.com/watch?v=0aGJwAENQuk

WHY DOES MODERN TACKY PROT EVANG QUASI ROCKY MUSIC SUCK SO BAD

you used to have fantastic blugreass songs and now this megachurch crap is changin it

exibit a

youtube.com/watch?v=TOkuZLxUjqg

exibit b

youtube.com/watch?v=Zg-uaVzb9QI

>Protestant song
>Not Ein feste Burg ist user Gott
Fucking leaf
youtube.com/watch?v=rOm1_ta4rGI
youtube.com/watch?v=FY4DCG-nFBI
youtube.com/watch?v=t4x5zZ2NOkU

>tfw the apocalypse will be happening every day for the next 28,000 years

Well better start doing something about this.

I still think this is interesting. Why this? It is most central and important.
Christianity needs nice civilized protests from the absolute comfort zone. Because this is a bit too huge otherwise.

All sex is not forbidden by the Bible if it is clearly not a big problem according to the great commandment.
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>Go out of the world:
This does not mean too little space for things that have to do with functioning well and normal things of life. There are no people left to be the world. No one opposes a spiritual house that is correct. Or real right principles of what to do with lust.

>All is sin all is useless:
This is useless in the meaning of sin. Not as Ecclesiastes says.

>Lust is sin:
This is unfundable. There has to be a clear reason why.

>The whole christianity is seeing this wrong:
This is probably true. (...)
Or say or show something why not. That the whole of christianity is seeing this wrong is no reason why it would be right.

>This is how Christ fulfilled the law, and based it on understanding. Not time or locally based circumstances.
Matthew 22:37
“‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’[a] 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”

>As becomes clear throughout the Old testament and New testament:
Romans 14 : 14B
nothing is unclean in itself

>There are dangers, yes. 1 Corinthians 6 is about sexual immorality. It can be something to be careful about.
1 Corinthians 6 : 12
“I have the right to do anything,”

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How would this be untrue?

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>Parents are Zio-Christians
>Tell them point by point that their beliefs are corrupted propaganda that has infiltrated the Israel of God
>They don't believe me
>Show them videos of lectures on the subject
>They walk out on them
>Give them written documents to read instead
>They don't read them
>mfw

I can't dispel this fiction, Sup Forums. I feel helpless. The deception of the modern day Pharisees and their father of lies is too much. All I can do is pray.

that faggot kike Christ is a bluepilled cuck and so are you

Well, if it is this small marge of a person with a dissenting opinion, ok. But it can't go too far.
And the reason must have progress. This text is a comfort if things went terribly wrong. It is in no way meant to be this way or stay this way. The goal that is causing it must be achieved. And in an acceptable, as joyful possible way.

Have your parents even read the Bible? New testament has like 100+ verses against the jews and not a single one for.
>Satan is their father
>If you deny Jesus you worship antichrist
>Those who deny Jesus will be thrown to darkness
>Jews are enemies of gospel, God and all men.

Jew who accepts Jesus is of course child of God and has salvation in Christ.

>he thinks Jesus isn't a lying Jew
you've been Jewed

You know as much as I do that most people posting here are not gonna put any effort in changing things

The best you can do is put your faith in God, and He shall drive you towards where you need to go. Even if has to lead to your death

So jew jewed me to jew the jews? Makes perfect sense.

Zionist Baptists like John Hagee are not true Christians.

>>Satan is their father
>>If you deny Jesus you worship antichrist
>>Those who deny Jesus will be thrown to darkness
>>Jews are enemies of gospel, God and all men.

Are you retarded?

Christian jewing the jews is the only way they can be out-jewed