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MY BABY'S FIT LIKE A DAYDREAM

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alri

I don't get a vote

labour will win an overall majority of 3 at the next election
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>I eat everything on my plate

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very nice

god I wish that was me

145lbs at 5'10 either you're a skelly or fatter than I

my fetish is women ruining themselves with plastic surgery

My legitimate fetish is an attractive woman wanting to have sex with me

>5'10
S C R E E C H I N G

stop watching porn so you'll have more realistic expectations

Remember a time when I was at a bar and this posh student asked me if I went to a private school for having "Jeremy Corbyn is a pedophile" written on my back trying to put me down in front of his mates. Best bit was I just howled at him and he looked like a mong and started stuttering in front of his mates. He looked like a right cunt.

Like I'm not even a tory or anything, someone just randomly wrote it on my back

you would though wouldn't you?

Virgin post

I'm over half a foot taller than the average poster here

I've had the same feeling pre- and post-porn (didn't start wanking til I was 21 or so). My standards aren't even that high, I just can't get any women.

Am currently off the porn now though

bizarre gimmick

Mountain lions are nothing to fuck with.

I'm 6ft 1

must have a bit of dutch genes in my veins

>didn't start wanking til i was 21 or so

Actually had a blood test and my test levels are perfectly fine x

none of the cm measurements match the feet and inches

hope i'm low test so that i can keep my long hair into old age

do NOT want to have to start wearing a wig and have it get crusty with old man soup

good lad. I'm a lost cause t bh thinking of getting a VR headset just for the porn

That doesn't matter because only irrelevantistan uses cm

Half 1 already

doesn't time fly

anime

Is there a junkie thread somewhere on this website?

someone is going to reply to the bait

baste netherlands

British male average height is 178cm or 5'10 not 5'8

this

Have 4-5 wanks a day and sex whenever the ex comes round

Just love cumming, doubt its anything to do with testosterone levels

drug users aren't welcome on /brit/ this is a /straightedge/ general

You idiot.

That's exactly what high testosterone does.

Fucking mong

i'm straightedge but i take prescriptions and drink
that's allowed right?

If she let me

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Really weird seeing youtube videos that are like 11 years, soon enough youtube will be a museum

watch out lads
i have a bum and i'm not afraid to use it

I can only ejaculate once pleasurably but my hairline has slightly receded at 24. High/low test?

fucking nerd

no

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someone in this thread watch this with me

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>no
why they aren't drugs?

>/straightedge/

Probably slightly lower than average, you might just have sensitive hair follicles which might explain your hair loss

test levels have nothing to do with your hairline or the amount of sex you're having

Europeans care a lot more about height than Americans desu

>tfw good genes
>tall, never going to have a cavity or lose my hair
Give me one SINGLE reason why eugenics is a bad thing

like dogs
like cats
like birds
like people on television
don't like people in real life

Straight edge (sometimes abbreviated sXe or signified by XXX or X) is a subculture of hardcore punk whose adherents refrain from using alcohol, tobacco and other recreational drugs, in reaction to the excesses of punk subculture.[1][2] For some, this extends to refraining from engaging in promiscuous sex, following a vegetarian or vegan diet or not using caffeine or prescription drugs.[1] The term straight edge was adopted from the 1981 song "Straight Edge" by the hardcore punk band Minor Threat.[3]

>select the apartments
>there's only one actual apartment
>there's a couple of office buildings
>google wants me to press them

BUT ITS WRONG!?!?
STUPID FUCKING MACHINE
ARGH

if he said that to me I would have told him that if hes looking for a bigger posh cunt than him he found the wrong guy and that he had found the guy hands out free heemings to overprivileged kids

*watches you*

Had a real 'comeuppance' recently

Typical previous scenario for me
>go on a date with a girl
>things are alright
>gets to sex and something goes wrong (I don't feel it, they look bad, etc.)
>just lose all feelings of attraction for the person
>go away and never see them again
>probably made the girls feel like shit a couple of times

and now the latest and dearest ex
>go on dates with her for months
>great time, I feel like this could really go long-term
>gets to sex and she suddenly talks about 'feeling tired' as soon as we get naked etc, makes a move to go
>I realise she's going through exactly I've gone through over half a dozen times
>I can't stop it
>try to keep things going as normal, but she breaks up with me over it

Serve me right! haha

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the daily dose

business idea: for every £100,000 over a weighted average national wage your parents earn, one of your libs is broken to offset your tarq advantage.

What beats do you think this ho' is absorbing, dudes?

wow that's a really funny experience

>libs
this is a portmanteau of "ribs" and "limbs"
exchange rate: 5 ribs to one hand.

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femanons are drooling over irish and scottish men again lads, just HOW can we compete?

merzbow

Google is trying to train you, not the other way around. How many lights do you see?

*replaces my arm with a cybernetic appendage*
*crushes your malnourished little skull like a rotten egg*
*puts your remains in a doggy bag and gives it to your mum*

for me, its the sarb017.

imagine being 6ft8
grim

think /adv/ might be my new favorite board

Minor Threat mentioned
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enjoyed this post immensely

publicly owned operation idea: just confiscate their shit until they own exactly the national average

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Haven't listened to this for years lads

would quite like to be a furry but there's a very obvious economic hierarchy and i don't think tarquin is going to give me a job just because i commented on his cock vore pictures

Yeah I bet it's awful being able to beat the piss out of anyone who looks at you wrong and automatically being the alpha male any time you enter the room..

Subversive idea: abolish statistics so that nobody knows what the average is

but i have to be to get a gf because of your people

>we
Can literally go to all their countries and woo them with my accent and superior english stock, not to mention your cunt too

women are a minority even though they're a majority

I have a GREAT job earning 75K/yr and I'm 6'1 but can't get any fucking matches

alri lanklet how's the weather up there whens your basketball match ahaha

I would stomp on your neck if I heard your voice in America

why are you using tinder? star volunteering. meet a wholesome qt and marry her

*looks down at you and sees your balding scalp, shiny with sweat*
Yeah mate haha *walks off to talk with an ubermensch*

Only if it's a posh accent. Had a working class lad come over one time and thought his babble-talk would get him laid but all of the females just laughed and kept asking Americhads to try and translate. Poor lad, still pity him to this day.

>Though Ponzi was still paying back investors (mostly from money from subsequent investors), he had not yet figured out a way to actually change the IRCs to cash. He also subsequently realized that changing the coupons to money was a logistical impossibility. For example: for the initial 18 investors of January 1920, for their $1800 investment, it would have taken 53,000 postal coupons to actually realize the arbitrage profits.
>For the subsequent 15,000 investors that Ponzi had, he would have had to fill Titanic-sized ships with Postal coupons just to ship them to the United States from Europe. However, Ponzi found that all the interest payments returned to him, as investors kept re-investing
Tooting

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haha well then I will have to have the other yankee monkeys remove you
*claps and signals my army braindead yanks to kill you*

death of stalin is great fun

where was he from?

alri

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those tits are the same size one is just a slut using a pushup bra for male attention

Haven't done a wank in 3 days.

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need a big floppy pair of baps to jiggle around and lick