Who would you rather have come to life and protect your city/town?

Who would you rather have come to life and protect your city/town?
I'll go with Batman

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Punisher.

Batman is cool and all, but the no kill rule is fucking annoying. Ill take The Punisher.

Both in my bed while they spit roast me.

>Live in 30% Black, 50% Hispanic city
>high in crime
>Punisher existing here would lead to a massive BLM shitstorm

One makes sure problems are permanently taken care of. The other is an enabler for a psychopath with an affinity for knives and poison. Which do you think I'd want?

Batman.

I'd enjoy watching them get mad.

Neither really have any effect on the major players, but at least with Batman, you get Wayne's myraid of charity helping out the city.

If Batman moves in crazies start showing up and jails can no longer hold anyone. If Punisher shows up he probably just starts shooting gang bangers. I'd pick Punisher, but noone would likely notice a difference.

That would make Batman a criminal just like the rest of them. Too wrongs dont make a right. I hate you bloodthirsty assholes.

Putting people in hospitals for the brutal beat downs he has puts on people make him a criminal. Punisher just gets rid if the problem completely.

Neither.

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>killing would make Batman a criminal

Oh but assault with a deadly weapon, resisting arrest, spying, breaking and entering, and generally ignoring every traffic law in existence would not?

I love the idea of Batman and not killing, but fuck off.

As someone who's playing AA for the first time and is constantly annoyed by being the only person in a room without a gun, the Punisher.

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He's not a racist like cops so he wouldn't kill them.
nice try

Holding the gun sideways is actually a good way to mow down wide lines of people, since the recoil will make your gun go sideways. Especially with an Uzi.

Of course against a single target, it's fucking useless.

>Batman starts an arms race with the criminals who keep escaping and getting more dangerous, also a plethora of psychos start popping up so now the place is 10000% worse
>Punisher literally performs genocide on the criminals, crime goes down rapidly and they're scared shitless
Anyone picking Batman is a fanboy and not thinking logically.

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what book is this from?

The Jungle Book.

Batman

Only criminals around here are meth pushers and the occasional spousal abuser, neither of which warrant d

I wish more sjws saw this pic so they could get triggered about how "das rayciss"

The moment anyone takes the right to live away from an innocent automatically gives up the right to live themselves. It's not bloodthirst, it's logic.

I'll take the Punisher please

People can complain about the no kill rule but with punisher you kill all these mob bosses and other big timers then there is a power vacuum which leads to gang warfare. If punisher kills them then there will be a continuous battleground . The only hope you have is that people really do view him as a boogeyman which calms things down a bit.

I don't know, I was going to pick Punisher until you pointed out how my city would get 1000x more interesting.

Houston is the only Gotham left in the US anyhow. NYC is full of rich fucks and L.A. is a fucking joke. Maybe there's Chicago but the place is nothing like how it was in the 50's.

Literally this. You're gonna act like an animal, you get treated like an animal.

Knowing how inclusively lethal frank is, he would probably break down the race barrier of crime. Crooks and terrorists of all nations would band together in a useless effort to not get Frank'd

Batman cause with him there is less chance of collateral damage..

>my city would get 1000x more interesting
Sure. Having your pick of incredibly horrible and painful ways to die by a plethora of psychopaths. Interesting.

Are you retarded? He kills black and brown gangbangers all the time, even young ones clearly in over their heads.

He already does that shit in the comics.
The thing is, Frank works his way down. In Max he literally ended the entirety of Italian Mafia. Like, straight up.

Wasn't there an story where niggers and skinheads did exactly that, or was it for a different character?

>hasn't read a Punisher comic in his life
>talks shit
Frank prioritizes innocent lives of EVERYTHING. He plans extensively so that no one gets caught in the crossfire, and in case some unexpected civilians appear or he discovers hostages he didn't know about, he drops the entire plan and focuses just on getting them out of there. He'd literally kill himself if he ever caused an innocent to die.

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You're going to die anyhow. You're probably going to get cancer, or get in a car wreck. You're probably going to drink too much and end up with cirrhosis of the liver, or your parents gave you something fatal like Huntington's disease.

So, if the options are:

>Boring-ass somewhat long normal life

OR:

>Live in Gotham and see something interesting before you die

I'd pick the latter.

Good job, really didn't expect i'd get cringed so hard here.

LA. NY. Chi >>>>>>>>>>> shit>>>> Houston

>wage-slave working 9-5 in a cubicle, going home to microwave dinner, Netflix and fapping to loliporn before passing out to do it all again detected

You're the person that secretly wishes he would just fuck off to some tropical island but never does it.

Jesus, i swear, i've never seen this much of a projection. I'm in college, fucboi, i eat home-cooked meals and my social life is great. So sorry for your shitty life, that explains why you're wanting to at least die in an interesting way so much. There are other ways to make your life fun then getting tortured to death by Ted Bundy in a Halloween costume, you know.

>going home to microwave dinner, Netflix and fapping to loliporn before passing out to do it all again

Not him, but that's a mighty specific routine. Almost like you're projecting.

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John Wayne Gacy could help him out by fucking his ass and then strangling him to death.

>Batfags will try to excuse this
I'm waiting. Defend your ''hero''.

>Mexican

Punisher all the way, even if he is accused of being a vigilante, the cops wouldn't do shit.

Punisher if we are working with comic rules. batman if the real life will keep working like real life. in most cases they are correct about the badguy being the badguy only because its the comics but in real life there would be a lot more errors, collateral and I would rather not have people be dead before that can be fixed

>choose Batman
>he opens the door for the next step in crime: supervillains

I go with Punisher.

>If Punisher shows up he probably just starts shooting gang bangers.
yeah but everyone will be cartoonishly evil

Have you read the punisher?

I like how Frank get scared and run with the tail between his legs

Run my love, I will hold him off.

What crimes does Punisher punish and whats his general punishments for these crimes?

Does he, like, punish jaywalking with breaking your legs?

A killer coming to town with no regulation preventing him from killing whoever he wants? I wouldn't want any vigilantes, but out of the two, I pick Batman.

>Does he, like, punish jaywalking with breaking your legs?
No.

The Punisher Warzone movie had Jigsaw unite Aryan Brotherhood, niggers, and Triads together to kill Frank.

Where does he stop then? Murder? attempted murder? Assault? Harassment? Cyber threats?

You mean ''leaves damned town because autistic manchild will literally defend the lives of monsters because of his trauma''? Also, really just pathetically trying to save face, and definitely not defending Batman being part of the problem.

He kills the mob, rapists, nationalists, pimps, molesters, paramilitary, vigilante and supervillians

Those who take/ruin the lives of others. So anything from murderer/rapist to a corrupt CEO who'd indirectly cause tons of deaths knowingly just to make profit. But his main focus are repeated criminals who fucked the system. Most people don't actually know that he didn't become The Punisher because his family was killed, he became The Punisher because when he went to press charges, the police basically told him to fuck off because the mob had connections.

I mean got scared and run away.

>supervillians

He has killed a grand total of 2

Just Frank my city up senpai.

>If Batman moves in crazies start showing up and jails can no longer hold anyone.

thats just gotham. gotham is fucked. i dont want the punisher in my town. lapd went apeshit when dorner was fucking up. i know his ass is gonna be killing corrupt cops as well as criminals. the city would be a literal warzone

If he wanted to he could've easily killed Bruce there. What you retards don't seem to understand about Frank is that he evens the playing field. And ordinary martial arts guy going up against an ordinary spec ops operative would get raped. Bruce is a comicbook martial arts guy so he wrecks redshirt spec-ops guys. But Frank is a comicbook spec-ops guy with plot armor with decades of experience of dealing with ninjas and shit. If he wanted to use lethal force, he could kill almost any street leveler below Cap. So it was more sparing your autistic manchild's life.

Punisher, no doubt. Batman's idealism doesn´t even work in the comicbook world; the fucking comicbook world. Where pie stealing can be one the the most significant points of a master criminal's career. In reality, Punisher is who we need.
His fame alone would suffice to make criminals think twice before fucking around.

I pick Frank. Batman would be more usefull somewhere else

I live in a pretty low-crime city. Never had any crazy riots or anything. Even our Black Lives Matter protest was peaceful as fuck.

So I'll say Punisher. If crime does raise exponentially here, I want it to be taken care of. Both Punisher and Batman are in my top 5 favorite heroes, but Batman's no killing rule wouldn't work in real life.

Though, if I could have Flashpoint Batman guard my city, that'd probably be my choice over Punisher.

>If he wanted to he could've easily killed Bruce there

Kek nice way to delude yourself, Bruce turned frank into a pulp i JLAvengers.

>God Before

He unleashed then plagues on Egypt to force the Pharaoh to release his children from the clutches of tyranny

>God now

He shoots three niggers when we could have just exterminated their whole race on a whim.

Man, God's gotten either old and/or lazy.

More than the average hero/antihero

Wolverine beat Lobo in those crossovers. Storm beat Wonder Woman. Venom almost beat Superman. My point is, they're shit. And like i said, IF Frank wants to use lethal force. Which he doesn't.

Speaking from my experience as a copfag, I would prefer Batman because his scope of crime fighting is larger than that of the Punisher's. The Punisher has a moral code and wouldn't shoot up a bunch of teens for kicking a football at a window (nor should he).

Batman can deal with antisocial behaviour arses, fight dangerous and violent criminals and deal with everything in between.

>He confuses Marvel vs DC titles with JLAvengers

If we're talking real life, the Punisher.

If super powered villains that defy the laws of physics suddenly appear, I'd go batman.

Why doesn't Punisher just kill the BLM protesters? Aren't they criminals too?

Any company crossover is shit. Of course Punisher, a virtual B lister, is gonna job to DC's golden fucboi. Let me guess, he wanted to kill Carnage or something, right?

Flash is a B-lister
Punisher is a C-lister

Batman, duh. Anyone saying he causes his villains to come into existence is retarded. A "son of Batman" scenario is far more likely.

Frank was mowing down mob guys and Bruce got the jump on him
Sure

>Bruce got the jump on him

For 20 minutes.

They basically are. At least the ones that get media coverage are.

What would Frank do if he saw niggers running up to cops with bricks, setting their cars on fire, blocking popular highways, writing "FUCK THE POLICE" on the roads with spray paint, etc? Would he just purge?

Punisher would probably murder me once he found out some of the shitty thing I've done

20 minutes for what? I thought he left the bubble and immediately got him, its been a while since I read

Frank.

Nah, Plastic man especifically says that Batman was punhshing punisher for 20 minutes, It's the best issue desu, the DC heroes thinking the marvel universe is a shithole, and the Marvel heroes thinking they are fascists

Assuming none of their rogue's gallery comes with them, Batman. Punisher is simply too extreme and dangerous, being the type to shoot first, ask questions later.

If their Rogue's gallery does follow them, then Punisher. They both fight complete psychos and ruthless mob bosses, but Punisher will put them down, Batman won't.

>one lets Joker keep fucking up the city every time he escapes or is released
>other kills the Joker
Decisions.

Now I want to read a story where Frank has to deal with a BLM uprising protesting his usual killing of small-time crooks.

>Punisher is simply too extreme and dangerous, being the type to shoot first, ask questions later.
Do you people actually read Punisher?

Can I choose the Thomas Wayne version of Batman?

I've said it before--in real life (i.e., a world without super powers or hi-tech that doesn't yet exist), the only truly effective vigilante/hero would be a Punisher-type. Just knocking out villains and leaving them for the cops doesn't do shit. Without due process, none of them could be convicted, much less indicted, and they'd be back on the street stirring up shit in no time.

In truth, the only way to cut a criminal's career short is with a well-placed bullet.

I live in a Stand Your Ground state, fucking everyone is already the Punisher. Joker would be dead within an hour.

>implying Punisher won't kill you regardless of your color
>implying being black gives you a pass to break the law and get away with it
Your underage is showing.

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id love punisher in my rotting city

Man I can't wait for the netflix series, do you think they have the effects budget to have Bushwacker in there? It probably will have heavy connections to Daredevil, so Bush would be appropriate. Just think it's cool when he fights Frank.

>in real life a punisher-type vigilante would constantly kill innocent people in the crossfire, as well as having to kill child lookouts, homeless people who are given food to defend certain gang locations, and ons of people who looked guilty but he couldn;t be bothered to properly investigate
Punisher is just as unrealistic as Batman, get over it

Detroit

>Batman comes to your city and homicidal supervillains start to pop up everywhere
>Punisher shows up and shoots darkies, crime goes down

Batcucks are the worst

He's not saying he's realistic, dumbass, he's saying he works. Also, no, a highly trained soldier is a lot more realistic then a ninja-detective with 10 phd's who knows every martial art ever and can maintain a near-superhuman physique despite almost no sleep, insufficient eating, and constant crippling injuries.