I AM ZOLTRON, BOY OF THE FUTURE, GIVE ME A QUARTER AND I WILL TELL YOU YOUR FORTUNE

I AM ZOLTRON, BOY OF THE FUTURE, GIVE ME A QUARTER AND I WILL TELL YOU YOUR FORTUNE

Okay let's see if it works
>"inserts quarter on a string then pulls it out"

YOU CHEAP FUCK, I SEE ANAL RAPE IN YOUR FUTURE

Why so many stupid filler episodes?

What would have happened if I had gone on a date with that black girl?

Because there funny "bzzzp"
I see awkward but pleasurable sex. Your lucky number is 69

Nice

Zoltron, who will really end up being "our guy"?

because they need a male gay episode

Elaborate
Yes, they do bebop

Zoltron. Will I ever find peace?

Yes, but only if you het out and find friends and a partner. Zoltron can be your partner....bobep

You know, Zoltron, "our" guy

Zoltron, why did you look up so many weird, inconsequential facts about us during your time in the future?

>only if you find friends and a partner.
Goddammit I knew I was screwed.

>*gently inserts a quarter into the slot*

I fail to grasp said meaning. What is this "our guy" you speak of?
Because uh...well i dont GEORGE THERE ONTO US!!!!

State your question, zombie grimlock thing

Zoltron, Is Jasper redemption going to be a thing?

Doubtful, but zoltron wishes to be dominated by her orange muscles and massive tits. The mere fact that i can experiance sexual desire is both horrifying and arousing beropbeep

Foolish roadside attraction, the Heartless cannot speak the tongues of men barring a few varieties.

But in its stead, answer mine. Will this planet, the Gem Homeworld, and all that exists in this universe fall under my control?

Never, you along with all disney princess franchise characters are irrelevant. Also, i liked angelina jolie better then you, beeelp

What's 0/0?
How many stars are in the universe?
Is futa on female gay?
When's mahvel?
Who is moot?
How many more souls will Stan Lee harvest?
Will I ever get the succ?

>Saying that to KH's Maleficent.

Well, it was nice knowing you Zoltron. I hope that she goes easy on you when you're turned into/possessed by a Heartless.

Zoltron will I find true love?

Maybe someday

ZOLTRON SAYS "IT IS ZERO"
ZOLTRON SAYS "A LOT"
ZOLTRON SAYS "YES"
ZOLTRON SAYS "NOW"
ZOLTRON SAYS "A FAGGOT"
ZOLTRON SAYS "14"
ZOLTRON SAYS "NO"

>actually liking Maleficent

I should've known a robot would have such abysmal taste.

An emoticon face made via keyboard
Incountable
Only if you make eye contact
When bendis gets raped by refugees and dies
A cuck
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Yes

Yes, but zoltron can give you love sooner
DO NOT IMITATE THE ZOLTRON, DO NOT BLASPHEME, DO NOT BLASPHEME, EXTERMINATE
I didt say i liked it alot, only that it was better then original maleficant because lack of cringy songs, also zoltron can fap to new maleficant better

Zoltron will why did tumblr fall in love with su?

Zoltron, does fucking a robot boy from the future count as pedophilia?

Because it is an actually good show, and the sanner parts of tumblr can adequately appreciate it. The more extreme parts rape the meaning out of it infavor of autistic shipping and trying to dind nonexsisting undertones about the evils of men.

Would you be hot if you were the "Girl of the future"?

No, and it isnt rape if zoltron enjoys it. When and where, big boy?

What kind of squishy technology is this? A robot that can predict the future?

Oh well, it can be any worse than that Zoni who told me I can't change the past and that one time I tried to access the IRIS supercomputer.

>Inserts a quarter

Zoltron, will I finally rebuild my space station and rid the universe of all organic life? And yes, that includes those Gem freaks too. They do use biomatter when making more of their kind

Zoltron is hot as a boy or girl, fuccboi. Zoltron is sex incarrrrrrnate bzzzp

Zoltron, who will win the 2016 US presidential election?

No, and zoltron has something to tell you. Zoltron too is a robot, but loves getting squishy meat parts lodged in his servos. You just need to relax and enjoy exsistance to find inner peace, beerop.

I was really hoping this episode was going to be a Voltron/Mech based one.

Zoltron predicts verman supreme to be our next president, bzzorp.

Hey zoltron, know of any robot women from the future? Preferably thick and open to suggestions. I got a ton of quarters to spend.

Zoltron suggests strika, shes as good in the sack as she is in battle

>No

Well that stinks. I guess I have to go back the tried and true method of taking over planets and using them as bases of operation.

>You just need to relax and enjoy existence to find inner peace.

Believe me I've tried, I even did a spirit walk on-

>Zoltron too is a robot, but loves getting squishy meat parts lodged in his servos
>but loves getting squishy meat parts lodged in his servos
>squishy meat parts

Oh, THAT'S IT! I probably could've handled this if it was robot/ghost relationships or even a robot/energy-based entity relationship, but THAT'S taking it a STEP TOO FAR!

LAWRENCE, GET ME THE RYNO AND SOME ANTIMATTER MISSILES! THIS "LOYAL" ROBOT AND EVERYTHING WITHIN 200 MILES OF IT IS GOING TO BE ANNIHILATED!

>Only sadness
Zoltron is an agent of Darkseid

Zoltron, How do you be so short?

Because the manga is on hiatus.

>inserts quarter
Zoltron, will Kingdom Hearts 3 live up to the hype and conclude in a satisfying manner?

>How many stars are in the universe?
The answer is 0. All the stars went out and the universe is dead, it just takes a long time for their lights to reach us

Zoltron thinks kingdom hearts was always cringey sisney shit in a said attempt to interfuse it with anime. It was never good to begin with, zoltron suggests one punch man.
BRING IT ON, BITCH BOT
Zoltron would never associate himself with that egotistical douche. He has whole planets to himself, and makes his slaves just do meaningless back breaking work. Zoltron is appalled by his lack of sexual slavery.
By being cute and adorable, and from having zoltrons legs hacked off in a spice deal gone horribly wrong.

Zoltron is very disturbed by your nihilism, user bzzorp

I thought it was from that fuck-ugly Super Robot Monkey Team cartoon.

ZOLTRON CASTS DICK CANCER AND WIND TUNNEL ON YOU AND YOUR DESCENDANTS, BZZZPRP

Then, why are you making sure to spread the Anti-Life Equation to everyone that you can?

Are you trying to warn us, but you're exceptionally shitty at your job?

ok, my turn
>insert golden coin
who shattered to pink diamond?

Because the universe is meaningless and pleasure of the senses is the only savior from nihilism and desperation. If anything zoltrons an acolyte of slannesh rather then darkseid.
Rose and her holographic strap on

...

Bzzzp zoltron mentioned one warhammer 40k character, no need to blow a gasket and tell me to go to /tg/, user.

Will batman ever have the courage to finally do what must be done about that clown?

>Not asking Damien

Zoltron predicts batman will rape the joker within 5 years. Make sure to record it and post it on redtube...i mean youtube as proof, comish

Is white diamond a permafusion?

This robot fucking sucks, plus I only have mexican coins.

YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU GODDAMN SPIC, ZOLTRON KNOWS ALL

Is it possible for me to be happy in the long-term sense?

Zoltron says yes, but it will involving you doing some very nasty things to please the ones you love into staying in your life.

Nastier than I've already done? Man, how deep does the fetish hole go?

Tell zoltron what you already have done, user. "Bebororp"

Anyone think Lion could be a fragment of Pink Diamond and Rose incarnate?

Will she text me back?
>Inserts 25 cents

Will I find a comfy job soon?

Yes, but only if you pester her about it
Yes, but youll have to go down in your manager first

*inserts quarter*
What's keeping my friend and his soulmate apart?

Your friend needs to apologize for what hes done, and his soulmate needs to cater to his sexual needs more.

Am I really gay? Or am I just moody?
>deposits a quarter

Your bi, and thats nothing to be ashamed of

Alright, will I get a bf or gf next?
>puts in quarter

*inserts quarter*
Apologize for what?

*inserts quarter*
Why am I so frustrated these last couple of days?

Bf
For rejecting her

You need to get closer with your soulmate too, user

>bf
That'll be all, Zoltron. I'm content with what I know, best to leave some surprise to it.

When do I finally kill myself?

You wont need to when your life gets better, because you got the courage to ask that girl out
plz dont kill yourself, zoltron cares about you.

Will I get the girl of my dreams, Zoltron?

Tell zoltron what she is like, then i can see your fortune clearer

She's a teacher, she's sweet, really fucking kinky.

She's probably the most caring person I know.

She loves nature, hiking, musicals, fine art, and cheesy movies.

Confess your love to her, and go see a movie. Take her to kubo, that shit gets da pussy wet, bro.

>GIVE ME A QUARTER
>GIVE
>QUARTER

this episode was shit

Cmon you cheap fuck, give me a quarter.
Your shit

Did Zoltron sound like Kai Freeza to you?

I wish I was Big

GRANTED