Does anyone else unironically kinda want to live in North Korea? No cagers, no sound pollution...

Does anyone else unironically kinda want to live in North Korea? No cagers, no sound pollution, ride comfy bikes everywhere, beautiful nature, mountains and seas. I hate communism but it somehow looks extremely comfy compared to jewSA.

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You are disillusioned.

About what?

..no food, no electricity, no healthcare..

You're in the US. Just go to the many ghost towns that you have near your deserts.

I'm sure they have some food since like 25million people live there, electricity I don't really care for it and I don't use healthcare here anyway. Spending time outside in nature and being with your family seems like all you really need to be comfy.

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Sounds like you could just move to remote Alaska or something instead then, at least you'd have the chance to move back when you find out it isn't that great

also zero light pollution, I bet the stars and moon are beautiful there on the 15th night

I like eating.

Remote Alaska doesn't really have comfy villages, it's mostly season work and everyone there drives cars for sure.

I have been thinking about it recently. Pyongyang seems to retain the good aspects of Seoul in the 1980s. In the future, it will develop like wide Singapore

It's surely better than my country, but the gooks would most likely lynch me because of their uncontrollable racism.

Foreigners are treated well in North Korea so that's not really an issue.

Yeah, if you're on a guided tour, because they want you to take pictures and stories of the parts they made look good

>It's surely better than my country

I know living in nordeste must be rough, but even your sertão can't be worse than NK

Well yeah, I wouldn't want to live there if I wasn't korean

There were some white people who joined them during the korean war and stayed there until now, had kids there and stuff. They were treated very suspiciously.

Just move to Belarus, it's actually feasible and it's a nice clean quasi-socialist country.

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I don't actually like socialism though, I just want a clean country with quiet villages and lots of nature that I can ride my bike around. Norks being too poor to use cars or street lights at night is the best part for me. Is it similar in Belarus?

>I don't actually like socialism though
Cannot comprehend. That's just the government taking care of the welfare of its citizen, why the fuck don't you like it?

I don't care about other citizens, I'd rather be able to get rich myself than support or be supported by my countrymen

No, that's a welfare state, socialism doesn't necessarily have anything to do with that

Communism is pretty comfy, when you're an average worker and don't want more. Otherwise you'll have problems.

About life in north korea you ham.
I garuantee you would hate it.

>I don't care about other citizens, I'd rather be able to get rich myself
With such a motto, you should never get close to the borders of any socialist state.

True ancap, 3 cheers for you user

explain, always thought they go hand-in-hand

Communism and Zen Budhism where you no longer desire anything, reckon it would work?

But what am I wrong about? Do they actually drive cars or something?

>reckon it would work
Nope. Communism is about science, not simple beliefs.

you are retarded

who tell you that? you didn't live this period.
Cuban guy I've met said that they couldn't even eat what they want, there is a potato illegal market in Cuba

>you didn't live this period
Well, my parents have lived, obviously. There were no homeless or unemployed in the USSR, and drug use rate was about lowest in the world.

Socialism is about social ownership of means of production (that is, everything related to production except the people working on it). A welfare state is often the ideal in socialist countries too, but realistically they never function well enough to actually have it.

Pretty much all well-functioning welfare states are either in Europe or North America, and they're all capitalist.

Don't fall for the gommunist meme.

>a fucking polish leaf's anonymous post
>citation of some traitor
Decent proofs you have here, mate.

>where are the proofs
Are you intentionally trying to be a meme?

Nice argument, meme kid.

He is right most people here look back at 1970s as a good time. It's obviously a dumb new worlder trying to attract attention

the only reason communism in the 70s looked good for you guys is because you guys are fucking 3rd world today
you all need to be grabbed by the ears and forced to play nice together to even begin to have a peaceful society

>to play nice together
>a peaceful society
>capitalism
Please convince me that it's not a cangaroo typed the post.

this is true, the amount of communist 1º worlders is so huge.
Kids who see in authoritarian leaders what they don't get from his parents.
Literal soyboys worshiping Stalin, Mao, Che..

>>to play nice together
>>a peaceful society
i was talking about their communist society at the time

No it's because, even if it was inflated by debt, the ordinary person had a lot more benefits than today (and they worked it's not free shit for sitting like most people think). I think Poland, Romania and Czechoslovakia got bad governments during communism and 90% of the butthurt on it comes from there but I really doubt someone's old parent's got executed for someone escaping Poland.

thats essentially what i said dragan

that's the price of being a christard. stupid fucking poles

I like privacy and freedom

I would want to do it just for the girls sake.

>ride comfy bikes everywhere
Why not Denmark then?

North Korea is an example of communist subhumanity.

1. Pyongyang looks better than London
2. North Korean girls look better than British girls

Go live there then, you stupid retard. Just like that moronic Spaniard that they now use for propoganda

really flat, no mountains, and they still have cars and internet and stuff

where would I even sign up

If you don't like internet then why do you use it? Are you schizophrenic or something?

Obesity in Auustralia: 84%
Obesity in North Korea: 0%

pyongyang is an ugly shithole and north korean girls are brainwashed gook midgets that should be put out of their misery.

Everyone else uses the internet so I use it, the reason I don't like the internet is the affect it has on our culture, not that I personally dislike using it.

Pyongyang looks great

>Everyone else uses the internet so I use it
So you have a sheep mentality. Yeap, North Korea is definitely for you.

You would undoubtedly be "questioned" and have to learn Korean fluently.

A solid chance it would mean your death before even arriving.

The americans who defected had to spend like 8 years in prison studying juche philosophy. I'm just saying it seems nice to live there as a korean, not actually thinking about immigrating there.

me as well

>I'm just saying it seems nice to live there as a korean
Are you fucking retarded?

every building looks the same
that triangle building is horrendously ugly
too much shitty tacky neon

what? comfy comfy rice with the extended family and riding a bike around the beautiful rice village at the foot of the mountains

London is much worse. You have a giant buttplug instead of a pyramid and the rest consists of ugly gray brick houses

>ywn live in comfy korea

If it's so nice then why there are fences and every fucking beach? Probably because people are known for escaping nice places, right?

i don't care about london, it's full of degenerate shitskins

>fences and every fucking beach
source?

Rural retard detected

i'm from a city

Small cities are even worse than villages
England is fucking shit

>rice with the extended family
if by that you mean eating grass and bark with your family in a prison camp thanks to guilt by association then yeah

So you don't know shit about North Korea, do you?

buttmad ossi

>25 million people live in prison camps and live off grass
user.... does that make any sense?

what's the source on it?

What kind of source do you need when it comes to North Korea? Very few people were able to take footage without the supervision of Korean officials.

I'm wondering where YOU got this information

I've seen it a long time ago. This particular photo is just from the google.

Where did you see it?

In some Russian documentary film about traveling in North Korea.

Was it approved by Russian authorities?

i didn't say all of them do. but even "normal" norks live in utterly barbaric conditions

They showed it on TV, so it probably was.

>Kids who see in authoritarian leaders what they don't get from his parents.
whoa that's actually an interesting approach, i would add all the natural born (a lot in this "you are very special" modern society) fascists that cant larp as such because of the stigma

>Eating comfy rice
You are aware that the NK government prescribes mandatory fucking METH to their population because it makes them forget about their hunger and is cheaper to produce than real food? I've seen some delusional posters on Sup Forums, but if you think being a starving meth addict that can be sent off and executed on basis of a pure accusations with no proof then I don't even know what to say. There's lots of books written by real North Koreans if you're interested, there's no excuse to be this ignorant about the living conditions in NK.

I've seen interviews of some of them and a lot of them say north korea was kinda nice

You should read "Eyes of the Tailless Animals" by Soon Ok Lee. She was in the political party and knows a whole lot more than the average citizen does about how NK really is.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyes_of_the_Tailless_Animals

She was sent to prison camp on an accusation with no proof, believes it may simply have been career ambition from the accuser. What follows is her experience in a NK prison camp and other inmates stories.

I would. I like communism and the fact they are protected from the outside world

>Does anyone else unironically kinda want to live in North Korea? No cagers, no sound pollution, ride comfy bikes everywhere, beautiful nature, mountains and seas. I hate communism but it somehow looks extremely comfy compared to jewSA.
Have fun with the tape worms and work camps.

>No internet
Nope.

>reading a thread thumbnail
>thinking it's an delusional Ameritard
>open the thread
>yep, I'm right
I'm pretty sure you meant "delusional" (under the influence of illusions), not disillusioned (devoid of illusions).
>Foreigners are treated well in North Korea so that's not really an issue.
"Communists" in a nutshell: scarcity and oppression is fine as long as *I* got special privileges.

>There were no homeless
>the term "бoмж" (a person without a designated place of living) is coined in the Soviet period
Nice mental gymnastics
>unemployed
It was a criminal offence.
Norks are malnourished and are much shorter than the southerners.
bbc.com/news/world-asia-41228181

BBC is British government propaganda

>BBC is British government propaganda
Astonishing refutal.

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How long are these people starving already? Around 30 years? Didnt know humans can go without food for that long