SELL me this pen
SELL me this pen
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Be honest, you've all imagined how you would sell the pen
>Congratulations, you have just been invited to this once in a lifetime opportunity to own the brand new LEO XL. This pen is made from top of the line liquid sapphire and precious metals from the northern peaks of the reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
"Give me your autograph in the next five seconds and I'll give you $500. Also, i'll sell you this pen for $400".
fuck you
Can I finish eating first I haven't eaten anything today
posting
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I hope she does. She's had a hard life.
Buy this pen or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.
>write my name on your ass or I'll kill you, brother
BUY THIS FUCKING PEN, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKAAALALALALALALALAL
The nigga taught you how to do it in the beginning of the movie.
If you don't buy this fucking pen I'm throwing you onto the fucking floor and slamming your goddamn head sideways so I can set this pen into your ear like a golf tee and then I'm stomping it straight into your fucking cranium!
Now I can't do that if you buy this pen!
So do you want me to stomp this fucking
Well played
>it's one cent
Wow that was easy, now where's my cocaine
well for starters that pen have been on your bum and now you need to pay me to keep my silence , you can keep it.
kk
Supply and demand
>buys up global ink reserves
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I got asked this for a job interview and it was the cringiest thing I've ever gone through to get a job
9 times out of 10 that shit wouldn't work
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fuck you asshole
I applied for a music store job and they tried this one me
Except they used a twinnings teabag.
you fuck lmao
jokes on you I hate my mother
Kek
Wew
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Jokes on you fagot she's already dead
if you reply to that post you are the cancer killing this place
Yet by replying you're keeping her alone instead of gracefully letting her die in her sleep.
Congratulations you played yourself.
NO MOMMY NO
kek
But you replied anyway, you fucking faggot
z
Ahaha
>he doesn't go on reddit
thank god summer is almost over.
Also worked at a music store job and also got asked this lol. Didn't sell shit
Oh god
>Americans
lol
"reddit hates this pen"
/thread
BUY you this pussy
god fucking dammit
fuck you I was wondering why this had so many replies
Gosh damn it
Umm excuse me but is this the r/Sup Forums containment thread?
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Uu
Sold
Fucking user
user'S PEN CONFIRMED FOR BEING THE GREATEST THING EVER
I ARRIVED TO THIS CONCLUSION BY MYSELF!
Kek faggot
That's a really nice pen, Mr. Salesman
Fuck you
Fuck this movie for making this stupid meme. And fuck the people like that try to be clever cunts with it when hiring people.
For real, though... is there even a profession these days that requires you to actively sell shit? Who the fuck goes up to customers at a music store and is like "hey man, you should buy this shit because _____". No, people go because they know what they want. No one browses for shit like they're bored and looking for a way to waste money.
Maybe car dealers... but it's more than likely they were going to buy something anyway if they're even there.
Bur
underrated post
ill buy the pen
dang it
Dumb nigger faggot!! Should have said
>Buy my pen or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
fu
reply
hjfgdfgfdg
Jokes on your, I've got immunity
not today, faggot
You're a fucking cunt and you're going to hell.
well played
Öis
It writes upside down! The astronauts use it Jerry!
Fuggitt
>Who the fuck goes up to customers at a music store and is like "hey man, you should buy this shit because _____"
Big ticket stores is full of pushy salespeople because they get commissions. Ironically I have never been more annoyed than when out looking for expensive clothes and high end audio equipment.
The only fucking reason I'm at a brick and mortar store is to test the things you're selling, I don't want some cunt breathing down my neck trying to upsell me.
hahahha
Fuck you
ffff
y-you too
MADMAN
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Fuck
Fuck you
Such a great fucking movie.
i'm no a jew.
i'm not going to jew you.
you don't need any pen.
nobody's needing any pen nowadays.
now,
do you know that phone's batteries are exploding these days?
do you what is a safe battery?
with a garantee?
do your people have cellphones too?
fuck off commie
UUUU
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well shit
>see all these replies
>"oh, what could user be saying"
>read post
>forced to reply even though it's a bullshit curse
It's a music store ffs, i'de let the customer sniff the teabags on their own and not bother them until they need help or try to touch the real expensive teabag
That would actually work irl
that's a nice pen
What's the right answer if you get asked this in a job interview?
youre pretty good
You sound like a 15 year old with no real life experience.
Ask the customer why he is in the market for a pen. Will it primarily be used for writing, drawing? What kind of budget does he have to work with?
I'll take 3!