SELL me this pen

SELL me this pen

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Be honest, you've all imagined how you would sell the pen

>Congratulations, you have just been invited to this once in a lifetime opportunity to own the brand new LEO XL. This pen is made from top of the line liquid sapphire and precious metals from the northern peaks of the reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

"Give me your autograph in the next five seconds and I'll give you $500. Also, i'll sell you this pen for $400".

fuck you

Can I finish eating first I haven't eaten anything today

posting

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I hope she does. She's had a hard life.

Buy this pen or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

>write my name on your ass or I'll kill you, brother

BUY THIS FUCKING PEN, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKAAALALALALALALALAL

The nigga taught you how to do it in the beginning of the movie.

If you don't buy this fucking pen I'm throwing you onto the fucking floor and slamming your goddamn head sideways so I can set this pen into your ear like a golf tee and then I'm stomping it straight into your fucking cranium!
Now I can't do that if you buy this pen!
So do you want me to stomp this fucking

Well played

>it's one cent
Wow that was easy, now where's my cocaine

well for starters that pen have been on your bum and now you need to pay me to keep my silence , you can keep it.

kk

Supply and demand

>buys up global ink reserves

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I got asked this for a job interview and it was the cringiest thing I've ever gone through to get a job

9 times out of 10 that shit wouldn't work

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fuck you asshole

I applied for a music store job and they tried this one me

Except they used a twinnings teabag.

you fuck lmao

jokes on you I hate my mother

Kek

Wew

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Jokes on you fagot she's already dead

if you reply to that post you are the cancer killing this place

Reddit

Yet by replying you're keeping her alone instead of gracefully letting her die in her sleep.
Congratulations you played yourself.

NO MOMMY NO

kek

But you replied anyway, you fucking faggot

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Ahaha

>he doesn't go on reddit
thank god summer is almost over.

Also worked at a music store job and also got asked this lol. Didn't sell shit

Oh god

>Americans

lol

"reddit hates this pen"

/thread

BUY you this pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=9dzM77PS8H8

god fucking dammit

fuck you I was wondering why this had so many replies

Gosh damn it

Umm excuse me but is this the r/Sup Forums containment thread?

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Uu

Sold

Fucking user

user'S PEN CONFIRMED FOR BEING THE GREATEST THING EVER
I ARRIVED TO THIS CONCLUSION BY MYSELF!

Kek faggot

That's a really nice pen, Mr. Salesman

Fuck you

Fuck this movie for making this stupid meme. And fuck the people like that try to be clever cunts with it when hiring people.

For real, though... is there even a profession these days that requires you to actively sell shit? Who the fuck goes up to customers at a music store and is like "hey man, you should buy this shit because _____". No, people go because they know what they want. No one browses for shit like they're bored and looking for a way to waste money.

Maybe car dealers... but it's more than likely they were going to buy something anyway if they're even there.

Bur

underrated post

ill buy the pen

dang it

Dumb nigger faggot!! Should have said
>Buy my pen or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

fu

reply

hjfgdfgfdg

Jokes on your, I've got immunity

not today, faggot

You're a fucking cunt and you're going to hell.

well played

Öis

It writes upside down! The astronauts use it Jerry!

Fuggitt

>Who the fuck goes up to customers at a music store and is like "hey man, you should buy this shit because _____"

Big ticket stores is full of pushy salespeople because they get commissions. Ironically I have never been more annoyed than when out looking for expensive clothes and high end audio equipment.

The only fucking reason I'm at a brick and mortar store is to test the things you're selling, I don't want some cunt breathing down my neck trying to upsell me.

hahahha

Fuck you

ffff

y-you too

MADMAN

k

Fuck

Fuck you

Such a great fucking movie.

i'm no a jew.
i'm not going to jew you.
you don't need any pen.
nobody's needing any pen nowadays.
now,
do you know that phone's batteries are exploding these days?
do you what is a safe battery?
with a garantee?
do your people have cellphones too?

fuck off commie

UUUU

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well shit

>see all these replies
>"oh, what could user be saying"
>read post
>forced to reply even though it's a bullshit curse

It's a music store ffs, i'de let the customer sniff the teabags on their own and not bother them until they need help or try to touch the real expensive teabag

That would actually work irl

that's a nice pen

What's the right answer if you get asked this in a job interview?

youre pretty good

You sound like a 15 year old with no real life experience.

Ask the customer why he is in the market for a pen. Will it primarily be used for writing, drawing? What kind of budget does he have to work with?

I'll take 3!