Does seeing this flag activate your almonds?

Does seeing this flag activate your almonds?
It makes me want to shower.

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makes me want to blow up pic related

Makes me cringe

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this song always brings joy to my heart :^)

Makes me wish we had a wall.

It makes me want to kill for the fatherland, and destroy the eternal Dane once and for all.

that must be some sort of invasion bridge between your nations.

Makes me proud.

>Hell dig, Sverige! Hell dig, kära,
>Bragdekrönta fosterjord!
>Jag vill kämpa att din ära
>Kring all världen varder spord.
>Vart mig vägen än må bära,
>Blott hos dig är hjärtat fritt!
>Månget språk kan tungan lära,
>Hjärtat lär sig endast ditt!


No matter how much American politics have influenced ours, nothing will make me forget or feel ashamed over our history and ancestry.

>hating on sweden
>appropriating danish culture

fuck off

Wasn't there a TV show about this thing?

Can´t tell if you´re being ironic, but there´s a popular show called the bridge in the UK

Faggots

A great past and a dire future.

> le Norway glass house

Norway is more like less great past (fish and oil make a terribly uninteresting country) and less dire future (far more successful integraton, and taking in less)

>but there´s a popular show called the bridge in the UK

Are you retarded?

Why can´t Norgefags go one fucking post without mentioning muh oil?

>nothing will make me forget or feel ashamed over our history and ancestry.

TFW you look to the past because the future is bleak.

Yeah its likely

I put it in as a negative point.

Reminds me of that time we invaded Denmark and they lost90% of their country.

Feels good man.

...

You have no past or future, you are just our fishing slaves. MER FISK, NORRBAGGE

Plz do, it's the only way for the rapefugees to come here, otherwise they'll stay in Denmark

>posting a fake meme.

There is plenty of legitimate shit you could post, you anglo pig. Go lick the queens minging fanny.

No, I mean that exact bridge, the one that connects Copenhagen to Malmo. There was a show about it that featured a qt autistic blonde. I watched it as a kid but forgot the name

I want Denmark and Danefags to go away and then die horribly in a fire.

>Less dire future

Just because you were never anything to begin with

Don't rage too hard your shed might collapse.

kulebarn?

If anyone´s house is on fire its yours Håkon

Visited sweden last year and it has literally turned into africa tier

nah m8, I look positively to the future, if you knew anything about Swedish politics you'd know that we've already reached Peak PC, things are just getting better from here on out as more shitskins are getting deported/leaving on their own volition.

Besides, what the fuck has Canada ever contributed to the world with? You literally have no interesting history nor a culture of your own. Canadians literally have no roots and the only cuisine Canada is known for is pouring maple syrup in the snow and frenchfries with cheese curds which looks like regurgitated truckstop-food

Canada, a literally shit tier country that can only get over its insecurities by shitposting and projecting

Your nephews looked great in this TV show
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I think I've seen that show. It was called "America is 50% non white and Hillary will win", or something.

>Håkon

It's Håkan. Håkon is Norweigan. Gas yourself.

Calm down Hans-Mohammed.

I doubt very much it was called that

Well, then get down on my level, Mr Mogadishu 100 Exclusion Zones al-Muzzie.

Mate, your homo frog country is literally a a cancerous mole on the face of Europe. You swarthy fucks have been queer since day one.

>Does seeing this flag activate your almonds?
Yes, it makes me want to build a wall and blow up a bridge or two.

What has Sweden ever done? Besides Muslim men?

>language unintelligible from getting used to a thousand years of sucking swedish dick

>youngest country in scandinavia

>lost 90% of their land to the swedes

>Norwegians hated them so much they invented a new language to try to forget danish rule

Makes me want to deus vult.

hurr durr you made a spelling error so now I don´t have to refute your otherwise solid argument huhuhu tough luck pal

How about defeating every worthwhile country in the world in battle? Including beating the Russian army 4 times our size.

>Be pajeet
>browsing /pol while shitting under a shady tree
>See this thread
>Mood ruined
Thanks, now I will have to use the toilet jew.

kek.
It wasn't a solid point.
No one denies our immigration problem.
find me one swede that does.
So your argument wasn't worth mentioning.

And now you conquer Muslim dick 4 times your size. Congrats.

Swedicide - when a society decides to abolish itself.

>tfw irrelevant countries are talking about you again

Stay mad.

>this argument coming from a britt

Is this what they teach in Swedish schools when they're not learning how not to insult the prophet?

You finally robbed the toilet store? Remember you still need to lay the pipe groundwork, poop does not magically disappear.

>12 posts by this ID

This is it. This is what triggers me. I don't mind when a mentally ill person decides that he'd rather be female than male, despite all facts being against it. I don't mind when a faggot takes a dick up his ass in private.

I do mind when they normalize this degeneracy.

I do mind when they spread the degeneracy to people who don't know any better... To FUCKING KIDS!!!

I do mind when they force everyone to accept, tolerate and agree with the degeneracy.

All you lunatics out there: keep your degenerate shit private and I don't give a shit. Just don't shove it down my throat and don't fuck up the coming generations.

I take it that you're the eternal Swede who keeps defending Sweden and shitting on the US.

Not an argument.

that poo bantz
maybe a world power afterall

It does in the Ganges.

>sweden
>neutral
>not the most irrelevant shit country
>never wage war
>take all the refugees that comes from it
>all other countries are literally laughing behind your back

You´re like that over-the-top nice kid who everyone takes advantage off in middle school

> Sweden thinks it's more relevant than the US and UK

Only Sweden is this delusional.

Captain Sweden makes me lol.

Who? I go on pol once a week, if that. I usually never defend Sweden from anything other than outright jewish attack threads like this one. If criticism is legitimate, so be it.

When was your last war, dane? Oh, you mean that war where Hitler invaded and the danish surrendered in 30 minutes? KEK. Nice going opposing the only salvation of the white race - hitler.

>surrender peacefully
>avoid getting BTFO like the rest of smartguys in Europe
>accept nat soc in our country

Its almost like we won?

>Americuck flag
>being this hypocritical

Nigs gonna nog.

He just keeps on posting in every sweden hate thread

Guy needs to get a life

Whoever you think I am, I am not him.

We managed to get rid of all our Jews, so it was a win-win. We just had to hire exterminators to scare them off. If I remember you guys helped us get rid of the infestation too.

itt: we pray for the next irish famine

When Hitler dreamt of a thousand-year Reich, he literally looked at Sweden for inspiration. Sweden as a nation has been around for literally a thousand years, first mentioned by name in the Beowulf Epic which dates back to 8th-10th century as "Svearike" or Swēorice, which means "Kingdom of the Svea".
We've battled against the biggest nations in Europe and won, including Russia, Holy Roman Empire, the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth and many others. We also gave you a much-needed infusion of strong DNA.

Well since I'm originally from Finland, it disgusts me.

Went to Stockholm last year and when people found out I'm from Finland everyone started asking questions like

>why are you Finns so racist?
>Why don't you take more refugees? They are nice people
>Why do you adhere to nationalism? It's bad


Fuck you Sweden. Seriously. Fuck you You used to be cool.

True, smart move brother

kek we also sent them back to Denmark after the war

dont beat on a man that is already down Sup Forums

>Literally we wuz tier.
I'd expect nothing less.
Sad.

I love Sweden and I consider them to be superior to us. Sweden is a role model to the rest of us, and I'm grateful to be their neighbor. It's such a wonderful country.

Proxy fag

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#walloresundsbroen

seems like

found himself a proxy

Swenskerswin

it pumps my nads thinking about those hot blonde sluts

but then i'm a nigger, so there's that

Fucking mongrel, you literally asked for what we had done, as in past tense, as in historic things. Fucking crooked teeth pleb.

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Why dont you let this British convert tell you how Islam is in Britain to stay

I like your name!

>It makes me want to shower.

Does this make you want to shower too? :^)

lmao, everyone blames me for shit i have no part in this thread
>proxy fagging
>posting in ever sweden thread

What are your thoughts on the Nordic wars in this thread, Finnbro? You've been mighty quiet on the issue.

>Svenskerswin

Vi kalder dem ikke Svenskersvin, din ærke-mongol. Bare det at blive kaldt Svensker er så slemt, at der ikke er noget behov for at tilfoje noget ekstra.

A nigger on Sup Forums... that seems... unlikely...

Unless of course you actually have a sense of humor...

The Swedes have accomplished far greater things than Denmark, so how are they not superior? The Swedish people are also far kinder and more welcoming, whereas the Danes are asocial and coldhearted.

>ancient history
Relevant. Speed up your genocide already the sight of it is becoming off putting.

You realize that the interval between the different posts just confirmed

you know what we call our bowel movements here in sweden? "dansker".

"i'm gonna lay a dane on the toilet"

>ærkemongol
Jeg er ikke af Finnisk afstamning, din polserov

Eh? Actually gas yourself.
Take a bag
cover your head with it
and spray in insecticide underneath

inhale deeply

>WE WUZ

Nah, m8. Even objectively that statement is wrong
>Greenland
>Newfoundland
>Kalmar
>England
Fuck off idiot!

>The Swedish people are also far kinder and more welcoming, whereas the Danes are asocial and coldhearted.

Never met a Swede I didn't like, they were all bro-tier.

Never met a Dane who wasn't incredibly polite and civilized.

I love them both.

We are alone, always have been, always will.

Gotta thank Norway for wanting to gift a mountain top to us though, that is actually pretty awesome.

Greenland and Newfoundland were discovered by the Norwegians, and England was only ruled over for a very short time. Meanwhile, see pic related for how the superior Swedes have contributed to science in comparison to puny Danes.

>Never met a Dane who wasn't incredibly polite and civilized
Well, that's because we do as the Romans do, when in Rome.

We actually has a saying that has the moral of: "Fear the quiet and polite ones".

It really filters my water

>How to discover electromagnetism
>Being "Danish" and this retarded

>"Fear the quiet and polite ones".

We have a similar saying regarding farts.