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Darien scheme edition

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gib qt sigrid qf pls
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yay a new

These Visit California ads really make the place seem appealing.

God I'd love to live there.

literally saw jamie oliver the other day

If Hitler wanted to invade Britain he should have had an alliance with the Irish

JUST

>These Visit California ads really make the place seem appealing.

>God I'd love to live there.

was he applying for jobs lol

want to read this but dont want to start another book as im already reading one

BLESS MY COUNTRY WITH VALUABLE RESOURCES SENPAI

Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Scum Gang
Pop these niggas like a wheelie nigga, you a silly nigga
In the hood with them billy niggas, and them hoover niggas
You run up and they shooting niggas, we ain't hooping nigga
Yo Gambi, you a loser nigga, up that Uzi nigga
On the stoop, crills in my draws, your girl on my phone
She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiending for some more
In New York my niggas don't Milly Rock, my niggas money bop
Blow a case a nigga throwing shots, I run 'em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Niggas talking 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes
Put my dick in her backbone, I pass her to my bro
I don't love her that's a sad hoe, she a bad hoe
I'mma fuck her then I dash home, to the cash hoe
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli, all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinning through ya block like a pop shove it
Shoot at me I'm shooting back, I'm getting buckets
I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
Scum Gang

no he's a celebrity chef, why would he need to apply for jobs

>Almost 50% of Australia's exports are from mining
>another massive chunk is farming
Is Australia a Banana Republic?

too bad he wanted to ally with you instead but you said no

need a sex tourism industry innit

two of his restaurants went into administration

i'm sorry i don't think money or tony blair are a bad thing

but if there's no room here for someone who stands against everything you believe in then what sort of hippie free for all is this

Is Trudeau really Castro's son?

prefer not to say

Der neoliberale...

Then we'd never get independence. Whatever happened happened for good

You were better off under the British.

amazing

who made this

>A Hungarian city’s bid to become the European Union’s next “Capital of Culture” was allegedly rejected by EU officials because its video entry showed too many smiling, dancing, white Christians, the city’s mayor says.

>government bux arrived today
das it mane

save it

me

lucky bastards
we have to produce everything because theres nothing in the ground here

Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Scum Gang
Pop these niggas like a wheelie nigga, you a silly nigga
In the hood with them billy niggas, and them hoover niggas
You run up and they shooting niggas, we ain't hooping nigga
Yo Gambi, you a loser nigga, up that Uzi nigga
On the stoop, crills in my draws, your girl on my phone
She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiending for some more
In New York my niggas don't Milly Rock, my niggas money bop
Blow a case a nigga throwing shots, I run 'em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Niggas talking 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes
Put my dick in her backbone, I pass her to my bro
I don't love her that's a sad hoe, she a bad hoe
I'mma fuck her then I dash home, to the cash hoe
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli, all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinning through ya block like a pop shove it
Shoot at me I'm shooting back, I'm getting buckets
I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
Scum Gang.

Lads do I stand out much in my friend's wedding picture?

Have been saving a bit tbf. Bit hard now that I'm paying rent again.

Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Scum Gang
Pop these niggas like a wheelie nigga, you a silly nigga
In the hood with them billy niggas, and them hoover niggas
You run up and they shooting niggas, we ain't hooping nigga
Yo Gambi, you a loser nigga, up that Uzi nigga
On the stoop, crills in my draws, your girl on my phone
She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiending for some more
In New York my niggas don't Milly Rock, my niggas money bop
Blow a case a nigga throwing shots, I run 'em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Niggas talking 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes
Put my dick in her backbone, I pass her to my bro
I don't love her that's a sad hoe, she a bad hoe
I'mma fuck her then I dash home, to the cash hoe
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli, all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinning through ya block like a pop shove it
Shoot at me I'm shooting back, I'm getting buckets
I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
Scum Gang..

iktf

no busy looking at girl in the fronts tummy

>odoriferous substances
sounds like direland

Barnaby Joyce did nothing wrong

i'm a hero

>I like 6ix9ine

Think my testicles have gotten bigger lately
Not in a bad cancer way but just a bit larger and they sag more instead of being perky like the used to be

something off about that face

*saves Europe*

must be one of those fancy tropical diseases they have in vietnam like beriberi or something

that's a disease

elephantitis
t. doctor

schoolshooter.bandcamp.com/album/suicide-songs
choons (edgy variety)

bet they are the same size as before you just realised that they weren't exactly attractive or appealing

antivirus is going off the charts

is it all Bones and $uicideboys

They say when they see me they gon' wet me
Still ain't wet shit
They say when they see me they gon' test me
Still ain't said shit
They said when they see me they gon' rob me
Still ain't took shit
They said when they see me Imma run
I don't duck bitch

All that talking (Boy, stop)
Homies dancing (Boy, stop)
Nigga lease 'em (Boy, stop)
Ain't no missin' (Boy, stop)
With that poppin' (Boy, stop)
I know what's crackin' (Boy, stop)
What you thinkin' (Boy, stop)
What you sayin' (Boy, stop)
All that talkin' that you doin' gon' get your boy shot
All them hollows in his traps gon' make his heart stop
With that 30 in your face like what's in your spot
Run a bitch, run that cash, fuck with us, you cannot

They say when they see me they gon' wet me
Still ain't wet shit
They say when they see me they gon' test me
Still ain't said shit
They said when they see me they gon' rob me
Still ain't took shit
They said when they see me Imma run
I don't duck bitch

You don't know what it is, BOT [?]
You don't know what it is, facing fifty 'front the judge
You don't know what it is when you bet 100k
What it is, stickin' up commands on the fuckin' tec
This jail shit'll show you
Who's a fraud, who a fake
Who's just talkin' just to talk
Who's just hatin' just to hate
Do my thang, I'm a real individual
Fuck a fraud nigga who's gonna try to swindle you

They say when they see me they gon' wet me
Still ain't wet shit
They say when they see me they gon' test me
Still ain't said shit
They said when they see me they gon' rob me
Still ain't took shit
They said when they see me Imma run
I don't duck bitch

I don't think so
Don't have any pain or lumps or problems
They're not way bigger but they seem slightly meatier to me
Maybe just more test

This is an American television programme but it has a brit as a presenter.

This means that Americans can understand British English.

do you speak german, lads?

more test makes you less virile m8, take steroids and you'd understand

>esoteric lyric posting
based

>posting full song lyrics
brainlet

I literally have never heard of these colourful rainbow rappers outside of /brit/ and it's usually Australians who bring them up

Why should I care about them? They're literally not relevant

A little. Ein kleine biechten

never heard of them either, think it's just a really weird subculture that all the underage redditlads here are into

Americans love to hear liberal bigotry from British accents. Makes them feel intelligent and international.

ive decided to continue reading the history of scottish literature instead of starting pic related

bin ich nach dem zug aus brit gefahren

I wasn't even born

That's different because you're injecting testosterone so your body stops creating as much naturally

What's the average testicle size in /Brit/? mine are the size of large eggs about
I read stuff online of people saying they're as are the size of walnuts, that seems really tiny

joihn oliver fucking sucks I do applaud that show for sometimes doing actual journalism and research tho which is very unexpected for a "comedy" show

Mine are the size of basketballs, personally.

Kids these days

yes
but you soon realise that Brits who's primary audience is Americans start to Americanise the way they speak and it's fucking infuriating
I'd rather they just have an American accent instead of a bastardised mix of the two
Youtubes are especially guilty of doing this

nein

OT OT IS NEVER MUCH LOVE WHEN WE GO OT
I PRAY TO MAKE IT BACK IN ONE PIECE
I PRAY I PRAY

>Youtubes are especially guilty of doing this
I unironically can't tell accents apart on Youtube half the time.

couldn't imagine a life where you even have an opinion on youtubers talking about Americans because apparently that's a thing

pregnant again

VERY hot in the toil room. Woman put the heating at what feels like maximum, I'm right by the vents so it's even hotter for me.

mit dem zug

reminds me of the other day when the missus cranked up the temperature on the kettle and didn't warn me
my eyebrows still don't look right

don't read my comments then

Very dirge-some post

That's because air conditioning is sexist
bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02yrw0v

do I have to speak their language when I go to European cities

tiny brain: Alan
small brain: PRCmong
normal brain: thailad
large brain: Singapore lad
huge brain: Vietlad
ascended brain: Hong Konglad

nah

lesta

Anxious to start toiling again in March because being unemployed for 4 months has really made me depressed and I don't have the motivation to even watch a film. But then I know I'll fucking loathe working and will have barely any time for myself.
Can't win.

waiting for the so called ‘flight’

good post

Where you going?

everyone knows that brits are cocky and patriotic so for brits there is an exception.

> I don’t like 6ix9ine
Alri tarquin?

where you off to?

in greggs copping the ol' sausage and bean melt

seoul

love a good pan au chocolat
'

send us some Tteok-bokki when you're there

Is there anybody who would actually rather be a disgusting spic rapper than a wealthy and sophisticated tarquin?

you are a melt

>pan

good lad Korean girls are peng

Mexico city bred so many
But none quite like him
Sweet warrior
Pure magic matador

this guy