No Bodyguards

>No Bodyguards
>Always wandering anywhere with her sister
>Dressed like a Slut

Why shes acting like small town mayor rather than queen of her kingdom ?

if anyone attacks her she can freeze them to death.

why would she need bodyguards? she's a literal force of nature.

maybe it's a small kingdom, there could be hundred of small kingdoms around.

they should cover their heads with hijabs

Did you see the size of her Kingdom? It's a city-state at best, whose main export is ice. There was no one running the country before Elsa was of age, because every citizen knew each other by name, so bureaucracy wasn't really needed.

She's a stuck up recluse. They show in the movie that even her sister won't talk to any of the staff. Anya's whole intro song is about how she's a prissy bitch that only wants to speak to other high class people. Her staff isn't elite enough to quantify as human interaction.

This is Arendelle

Is even way smaller than The Witcher 3's Novigrad.

So yeah, maybe she was a queen for that place only.

Why would somebody with godlike power need bodyguards? If she ever needs one she can just make another big ass snow golem.

Looks comfy, but I bet it'd get really boring after a while. Would visit family during Christmas/10

>dat jiggle

>Godlike power
>Easily rekked by Hans & his bodyguards

I hope that in frozen two there are some snow golem servants or something along those lines. It would just be a waste not to make such things.

She sure does seem to have a lot of time to play tag with Anna, plan a birthday party for Anna, go on picnics with Anna, go ice skating with Anna, and hang with NotFlame Princess. I sincerely hope she does all that queen shit offscreen.

She's also a corrupt dictator. She enacts a trade embargo on an entire populous due to one unruly duke. Their biggest trade partner. Lower class citizens will starve.

In the official books, Elsa working as a Queen for 3 days per week.

Pic related.

3 days? Bitch needs to work harder.

which bolts need that wrench?

probably the ones holding that pump together

What work ?

...

Do you know how bolts or wrenches work?

Size matters...

Because it's a cartoon character for a child audience and they don't think or comprehend why any of that isn't a good idea. Children don't care about politics, assassinations attempts, or what the bad guys think of the protagonist's costume.

It's a cartoon and it only has to make as much sense as what a seven year old might buy. Anyone who knows better should clearly move on and invest in more mature materials if the theme causes irritation.

I'm an engineer

Expecting art to adher precisely to wrench and bolt sizes is for college students who should be studying

Bet these fucking aristos made her clean all of that up, too. REVOLUTION WHEN.

No, all children's shows and movies should be exhaustively researched, well developed, and internally consistent. Think of the children, the incredibly autistic children.

Dude, she can create life in seconds, she basically has an army of ice golems at her fingertips whenever she wants.

She doesn't have to make just one, user.

How elitist. That simple maid's work meant nothing to them.

>Dude, she can create life in seconds

Just about any woman can do that. It just takes about 9 months for it to come out.

I'm sure you are.

>head pat

>maid

That's a cook, you bourgeois fuck.

Yeaah im almost completly sure it lacks a regent because they would have mentioned him.

Then again that film went through a lot of rewrites.

Nothing flew over your head!

I'd certainly catch it if it did.

lets snort blow. lets snort blooooww

do you know how the gestation process works

she has to make sure there are no witnesses when she rapes her victims

Go study

user, he's talking about sex taking seconds, it's cruel to point out his other failings at this point.

;-;

How many years did you have to study engineering to figure out it takes a proper size wrench to secure aptly sized bolts?

less than the amount of years it'll take you to get over consciously measuring wrench and bolt sizes in a children's cartoon drawing

You going to get mad about how the houses are too small for people to live in too, even accounting for perspective?

go study instead of shitposting, improve the quality of your life so that this is not the only entertainment you have

Why are you projecting?

Calm down.

I don't know, user, why do you spend your time shitposting about cartoons?

I guess it makes me feel better knowing there are people that blindly defend them. Good night!

no one is asking about the hammer?

Now that you mention it, Anna would be perfect to get raped when Elsa isn't around...

I want to see Eksa doing queenly things like writting edicts and having audiences.

No one questions it when the queen wants to carry about a wooden mallet.

Yeah, and she doesn't do anything about it because she's confused and it just becomes a normal part of her routine...

what about a big black maul?

Why her tits are so fuckable despite being small ?

They're average size

Stop watching porn

best question here

An arrow would still end her, tie a bag over her hands and shes done.

Jesus. She's maybe got 500 subjects at most. Not much of a queen and all we've seen her nation produce is ice. Her people must be poor as shit. I don't think I would have been so quick to cut off trade with Weselton. I have a feeling they came out of it better.

snow dogs. snow dumplings. snowrolls. snowcones. she fed her people well.

Well at least now we know where all the waterfags from Sup Forums's gamer fuel threads came from.

what?

it was in a pokemon episode

I really need to see these zootopia comics announced at SDCC

Norway is small but not that small.

I never thought that town was her entire kingdom. I always thought it was just one area of her larger country.

Indeed.

You mean to tell me she would hike up a mountain range and build her Ice Fortress on foreign soil? Because that was what she was doing if the castle town was Arrendell's only settlement. No way a place of that size could project power that far away alone

Her blue dress is so fucking tight that shes looks like naked when walking.

Based Disney's last minute changes. Turning villain into a whore

Based Disney for making 2 of the hottest animated characters. You can probably make a river with all the cum people shot due to pictures of them

She was hot even when she was a sympathetic villain. Did you see her original coronation dress? A-mazing.

Elsa & who?

Doesn't look that small. At least not compared to the Isles. And I doubt both kingdoms have only one city, it's just that no where else is actually that important to the story.
Though to be fair, the map could just be very stylized.

Anna

I doubt it's the entire kingdom, just the area around the castle and main port maybe.

But Oaken's shop and the North mountain at least are part of it. It might be Luxembourg-sized or such

They spelled "Nordsjoen" wrong

Small?! She has a D-cup at least, maybe an E, that's an insane tit-to-waist circumference ratio

>posting the version where the illustrator signature has been erased

Rude and poor form desu, I spent hours on redrawing that shit from the turd-quality mobile phone fan recording. If you want to use the no-signature version, screencap it from the short itself

It's Nordsoen in Danish

Nordsoen, with the diagonally slashed version of รถ which Sup Forums apparently doesn't know how to show

Your forgetting this movie went through many rewrites things are going to slip through cracks.

Well i have said that i want frozen 2 to be a war film and people angry that she invaded them is the perfect catalyst.

Sorry about that. I just quickly grabbed the first image that came up in Google.

D certainly, not E. That's just from my own prior experience.

Anyhow here's a screencap of the map as it actually is in canon from FF.

Use that and kindly delete the version of my pic where the signature has been photoshopped out and stop spreading that around, that shit's rude as fuck. I can understand wanting a "neutral" version of the map but that's not the way to go about it.

Does anybody recognise any landmases on that map we could use to work out the scale.

This map needs to be shown more. Every fanfic writer writes Arendelle as a city-state when it's obviously a huge country. I never once thought that town was literally Arendelle. It's probably just the capital.

maybe Hans should've been king...

What, it's being spread around in google as a signature-erased version?
Damn. Well sorry for getting snappy with you, then.

Remember to never contribute anything even remotely related to lore to a fandom, kids, people will apparently treat it like official content and will even put in effort to remove credit. Huh.

Yes, I worked on that too. It's a modified version of Norway + Denmark with "Arendelle" even being placed close to "Arendal". There's just a peninsula missing, so obviously it takes place in Disneyverse and not IRL Europe

That first panel makes it seem like she is masturbating in public

#giveelsaaboyfriend

triggers sjws to the core

I like this page catching up on lost childhood.

And if this sort of stuff were to take off maybe kids will start reading comics again.

it would've been hotter if she was the villain though

This
#giveelsaaboyfriend

Come on everybody.

#ElsashouldmarryHans

How does Elsa stack up to original Ice queen?

Disney seems to be on board with that

Just imagine if Frozen 2 features a redemption arc for Hans with strongly implied first stirrings of romantic interest between them in the end. Not perhaps a full-blown romance but definitely strong enough to clearly indicate they'll be a pair in Frozen 3, or maybe even a kiss or a hug.

Imagine all that sweet SJW rage. Imagine the angry rants.

Imagine it especially when it turns out kids and wider audiences love the shit out of straight Elsa and it turns out making Elsa 100% canon straight was an excellent business and marketing move and even most of the media is just singing praises of the Frozen franchise juggernaut instead of expressing distaste and outrage on a Disney princess musical not pushing lesbian love like they'd have hoped.

agreed

I find it funny how people on Tumblr are against incest unless it's gay incest for some fucking reason.

Tumblr has 300+ million accounts though, when you say "people on tumblr" it's like saying "citizens of the USA"

If it were up to Tumblr, heterosexuality would be outlawed all together...

Luckily a faggot like you would be left untouched.

Even as somebody who thought suicide squad was a bad movie (only bad though not the shitshow some are making it out to be) im loving the way people are trying to claim its a flop this would be even better then that.

Pfft, only a fat, loud minority of tumblr is composed of SJWs