About to watch Das Boot

>About to watch Das Boot
>Look up how long it is

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>About to watch lawrence of arabia
>Look up how long it is

What's his name again?

What was his name again?

agro moe

>about to watch fight club
>look up how long it is

>"patrician" friend asks me to come over and watch return of the king extended edition
>look up how long it is

Unfunny racist joke

>About to watch lawrence of arabia
>Look up how wide it is

>watching Deer Hunter
>get bored after 2 minutes
>look how much time is left

>tells his subscribers that he's gonna upload on a more regular schedule
>completley ignores the schedule he just set
>goes on a little vacation for a week or two, comes back refreshed
>"Hey guys, that was nice, but I think we're gonna take a little more personal time for a couple months in the near future, hope you guys underst-
>suddenly hate, hate everywhere, every video gets disliked/downvoted to hell
>angry fans in the comments calling him out on his shit
>Assblasted Antonio bitches about it on twitter
>he gets upset, makes videos basically saying 'fuck y'all', disables likes and comments on every video since then
Its been pretty interesting to watch so far.

>bout to read anons wall of text
>look up how long it took me to read

Long movies are a joke. There should be a limit set by law.

>about to reply to a poster
>see how much karma he has

What's his name again?

saucy sanchez

FOUR HOURS
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>About to watch Sallie Gardner at a Gallop
>Look up how long it is

It's weird how non-boring the movie is despite its lenght. Same happens with Ben-Hur. I suppose that's what happens when you do a epic story right instead of making retarded filler with niggers and redundant love stories.

>Angry Armando
Kill yourself.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logistics_(film)

>don't even know what movie that is
>look it up
>see how much time it took me to look it up

inflatable felipe

>about to watch Napoleon
>looked up how long it was

>about to watch Gone with the Wind
>It's long enough to have an intermission

Butthurt Liberalstein

Enraged Enrico

Annoyed Alejandro

Rustled Rico

Porky Pancho

Sassy Sanchez

Enraged Estevan

>Sup Forums - Internet Nobodies

Fucking this.
If a film's good then running time doesn't matter. Enjoyed both of those movies. I do feel however that so many films have become self absorbed, and that the 90 minute movie has become a thing of the past.
Apparently justice league is almost three hours. Capeflicks don't need to be that long.

>About to watch a loony tunes short.

>Looked up how long it was

>about to watch Andrei Rublev
>look up how long it is
>okay I'll just watch another Tarkovsky flick like Stalker or Solaris
>look up how long they are

is hoursposting/joeposting a thing now?

Jose el Enojado

Joe... easy on the dollars

>Apparently justice league is almost three hours.
the actual film is only 2 hours and 10 minutes. the rest are credits and a roughly 40 minutes long THANK YOU screen dedicated to josh whedon for saving the film

i like how he reviews movies with his idiot friends but always makes their microphone volume really low so you can only hear his loud, retarded voice.

He also interupts them and speak over them

>About to watch Gone With the Wind
>Look up how long it is

That's why intermissions were a thing, and you can take a break from your PC/TV as well. Only a total fucking pleb can't hold their attention span for couple hours while watching real kino.

>angry joe's marketing squad is on Sup Forums now
Fuck off.

2.20:1

Not even as wide as today's movies 2.35:1 / 2.40:1

>watch satantango
>change playback speed to 3x
>suddenly its looks like a normal film.

>Joss Whedon
>saving a film

what universe do you think we live in?

George Zimmerman

>implying you can market an anita sarkeesian whiteknight

Furious Fernando

Ensamble epics do need to be that long. BvS on the other hand...

Just skip sections if you're that desperate to return to real life asap.

Also I thought it was supposed to be long to make you feel like you're on a tour of duty with the other sailors.

>about to watch The Dark Tower
>look up how long it is

>He hasn't watched the five hour cut of Das Boot in one sitting for the real experience
>He doesn't own all three versions on DVD to compare the differences and learn more about the filmmaking process
>He watches movies on a computer at his desk, instead of relaxing on a couch in the dark, watching on a 50 inch TV or projector
>He is turned off great cinema because it would require sitting down and concentrating for a bit, yet will shitpost on here for hours

I hope you guys aren't actually this awful. I hope the people on this board are just complete shitposters for a laugh.

Who?

The correct way to watch a 4 hour film is to get wasted or high while watching it, with plenty of snacks on the side, there is no other way.

>I hope the people on this board are just complete shitposters for a laugh.
Look at the catalog. Sup Forums is mostly made up of "man"children from Sup Forums who unironically enjoy capeshit, GoT, and Rick & Morty.

>About to watch Magnolia
>3 hours long

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What's the video the webm from?

no, the correct way is to turn your brain off

you shut your whore mouth

The manlet from American pickers?

I've never seen Das Boot. Which version should I watch?

directors cut

>about to watch Berlin Alexanderplatz
>can't find a decent copy anywhere
>look up how long it is

4 hours of pure kinography

FURIOUS "Goin' The Way Of Spoony" FERNANDO

Assblasted Alejandro

Irate "Geoff Keighley wouldn't let me bully him, so I made an entire video about it" Ignacio.

youtu.be/ZLJwa3oUm3Y?t=2m8s

Mini-series if you have the time and patience, movie if you don't

Lawrence of Arabia has shit pacing. Dat Boot, however, does not.

how long are both though?

see

Taco Bell

that's a strange name

It's so fun, I could post in this thread FOR HOURS.