How come no one ever saw the Irony in that

>Be Pic Related
>Be a carpenter
>Get nailed to a wooden cross.

Why does an Atheist poo in loorefuse to be blessed by his Holely hands?

>be Indian
>worship boy with elephant head who rides a giant rat
>a giant rat

Holy shit!
Genius! xD

>Holely bearded man giving blessings to the poo in loo
>Blessings got flushed down through his holey hands
>Poo in loo never received blessings
I think the reason is enough.

Yes, riding a rat signifies the ability to locomotion unlike nailed to a cross.

Thank you.

Just like krishna was nailed to a tree with an arrow.

>the elephant is the young GOP base
>the rat is Ted Cruz

The delegates Donald

>a shitskin jew nailed on a stick

>mfw kuffar are arguing over false gods

That raises a legitimate question on how being baptized would wook on post-cruxifixtion Jesus.

I think he just would put you under holy water for a second like he was if thats the case.

>think you are superior when you are on a Lebanese Pepe trading website

Your face is in the image of sabaoth, the lord of the jews.

infidel

Nope, he wasn't nailed to a tree. He was shot with an arrow in the feet. And he wasn't a carpenter.

Yes, no gods have the superiority of raping a 7 yr old unlike Muhammad. Only he can excel in that field.

Hmm.

wtf is elephant head going to do with that tiny spear-axe thing? attack mice who laugh at his wheels?

He got shot in the feet just like jesus twin, Thomas the doubter. Thomas went to India with the "gospel".

Don't you see it sided with Mossolini?

religious people are so funny hahhaa. It's like telling kids santa doesn't exist, but they refuse to listen to you. so cute hahahaha

Didn't Santa come bearing gifts at the manger when Jewzeus was born?

He is going to de-nail Jesus from the cross with that.

Yeah, no sane person likes the Idea of having a god who got nailed to a cross.

"Thanks, elephant head boy."

Your religion obviously did wonders for your country.

You are welcome.

Yes it did. Remember the "zero"?

mb jewzeus was santa's gift to us

>Be creator of universe
>Sacrifice self to save said universe
What irony?

Everybody has arsenic poisoning and you're all born with extra limbs but at least you got that damn zero.

He was probably super autistic about it.
>These nails are for indoor use only REEEEEEE

Paralells between JewZeus and Santa

Both offer gifts

Both come as a thief in the night

Both love christmas cookies

:)

And
>born of virgin birth
>dies after getting nailed on cross

Things only went to shit after the creation of Islam, which wouldn't have happened without the Abrahamic bullshit.

Kek.

Kek.

The name abraham is a play on the word brahma.

...

Gib proof.

Kek.

Brahma and his descendant, Krishna, who was the messiah. Abraham and his descendant, Christ, who was the messiah.

Are you honestly going to say that's not the same story repackaged?

Are we pretending this is original thought?

Krishna was the reincarnation of Vishnu, he wasn't the descendant of Brahma.

Bullshit little nigger. This is why your religions are all bullshit from a bullshitting gang of angels. Indras, the Lord of many hosts is also mentioned in Judaism as their "God", Yahweh Sabaoth, The "Lord of Hosts". It's all the same bullshit.When are all you EurAsian idiots going to realize it's all the same shit repackaged?