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Get fucked, Clarkson

>pneumonia
only poor people die from that see: Bernie Mac

rude

fuck of chris evans,

both of them.

>t. absolutely buttblasted numale libtard

imagine being so low t a grumbly old guy on tv getting sick makes you start a thread on an anime discussion forum

Isn't he just pulling one of those Thomas Cook holiday food poisoning scams?

Because of this shit, holiday insurance for UK passports has gone up 2000%.

projection, the post.

he is an elderly frail British man

Hope he dies, 2bh

>frail

he could whup your ass no problem

did he died?

he'll be fine

not yet, but fingers crossed

gay cunt

this

chill out matt

He's a fat ass

a lot of queer men here

hope so

I know, Clarkson wont let you suck his cock because you were a good boy for him on the internet

>notice me cuckson sempai!

How do you get fucking pneumonia in Mallorca

How do you get pneumonia in Mallorca? Is this one of those food poisoning scams brits have been pulling in Spain this summer?

You don't. You get herpes from the whores then have to tell everyone it's pneumonia while you're in the hospital.

You can most definitely get pneumonia there. Legionella is a common lung infection in the tap water sources of poorer countries.

beta cuck genes

Mallorca is one of the wealthiest regions of Europe you dumb fuck.

>gets sacked from BBC
>dies

Well it's like 45C everywhere now and any temperature above 13C for most brits is just telling God to roll the dice and choose any random potential death disease you want.

F

Family friend of mine got it there when he stuck his head into an AC unit to see why it wasn't working, if you're a smoker the chances of you getting it are quite high, retard.

This. This why so many pilgrims died. Only the strong survive and that's why American are red blooded.

Why do people worship this turbo cunt?

>tfw Grand Tour will probably only be two seasons because he dies
Honestly bummed.

>smoke for 40 years
>drink too much
>have the body of a pregnant teenage crackwhore

Nigga gonna get intubated

Can I get a quick rundown what happend?

The water is not recommended for tourists. Plus the infrastructure isn't good

I think the reason Bernie died from pneumonia was because he had a bad case of it as a child and damaged his lungs, then the second time around it finished him off.

Old overweight man nearly died

Old British man that smokes and drinks too much has to face Mediterranean climate.
Twist: it's the hottest summer since 250 years and you have the same temps in Rome, Italy as in fucking Kabul.

Because it makes liberals extremely butthurt.

What is holiday insurance for UK passports?

Soo... Perfectly good reason to like him?