Tfw 15cm penis

>tfw 15cm penis
life ruined by genetics, nice...

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Is this the peak of the HUNgarian female form?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little brap thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" inhaling gas? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a netflix movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic brapfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "BRRAAP" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

15 cm is more than enough to please a woman
If you're going to let being of average size stop you from doing that, you were never going to succeed in the first place

15cm are fine and you can compensate your esthetics by working out.

>le 15cm face
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how do you even manage to fuck that woman from behind with less than 20cm

For women 15 cm is like 20 man, don't even tell her how long it is and she won't ever know

BREHS! Can you even satisfy this with a 6x5inch dick?

no, this is why our lifes are ruined

>tfw 20 cm penor
i don't know where it came from but thank whoever in my family tree brought this gene down to me

> 15 cm is more than enough to please a woman
> 15cm are fine
>t. NEVER dated a girl...

explain please

You're just barely under the world average (I think it was 16?), you're far from screwed.

the girth matters a lot more than the lenght tbqh

it's very thin, 13cm around

look on the bright side, if you get far enough that she's looking at your erect penis you've probably sealed the deal already

Mine is 10cm + thin

KILL ME NOW DO IT NOW MLQSDJFLKMQSDJMLFKJQSDKLFJ

that's really terrible I don't want to live like this

Where have you tucked it?! go'dam

one dude makes women peak with no dick. stop making excuses

i'm not into humiliation fetish sorry

what are you talking about

haha bulgegaria

i'm not into small penis humiliation

tfw 16.51cm erect

where did i say that? i just said the guy doesnt even use his dick

no shit you can finger a women into an orgasm, have you ever had sex?

>have you ever had sex?
no but he doesn't touch them either :^)

>itfw phismosis

>virgin
opinion discarded

This sucks the most.
At least we are not circumcised?

don't worry. like i said, you don't need it :>

>0.1 milimeters precision

mine is 4.4"(11.176cm) fully erect
I'm 6'1
21 years young
broad shouldered

my condolences

wew, even I have a 5.1 incher. Unfortunately Im 5'9

Size really doesn't matter they dont orgasm from the size of matter It's all about the chemistry tho, just tickle her nipples or something they come like crazy

would you rather that or mine
>6.1" (15.3cm) penor
>20
>5'8
girls have commented on how broad my shoulders are before as well

hahaha me fucking too i want to destroy every single piece of my useless existence haha

>his dick isn't at least as long as his leg
HAHAHAHAHAHA NO WONDER NO WOMEN WANT YOU

You can't, I kinda feel lucky with getting a 19cm long dick and thicker than redbull can. However in our general we have many that got a 10-13cm dick, lel.

coant even make her cum when you cant even stick it in because the ass is so phat and your dick only 15cm

atleast your italian

>tfw 8x6 dong
>tfw 6'2

STATISTICAL PERFECTION

I don't even care about my dick size, I think I remember literally crying about it in year 8 but now I've come to terms with the fact it'll never be properly used
so I guess I'd take height init

>tfw 8x6 dong
>tfw 6'4
heh... step aside manlet

COPE

learn to eat pussy
my gf cums 3 times before I even put my dick inside her, after that she doesn't give a shit about my 15 cms, she even lies and says it's huge

sounds terrible

getting pussy sounds terrible to you? sounds gay af

According to the Romans, eating pussy was even more gay than being fucked in the ass by another man.

Imagine making up stories on the internet.

Because you were eating and licking a hole a woman uses to piss, bleed and take in dicks/sperm.

and this is why you white boys will die as virgins

well she is lying to you so?

>and this is why you white boys will die as virgins

That was taken care of long ago. I reached my current height at age 13. All of middle and high school was Chad city for this big leaf.

haven't you ever told a woman her B cup boobs are huge? same thing

>t. professional fucboi

lol didn't read

no

I thought most girls hated big ones since it hurt them down there, did reddit lie to me?

has a woman ever shown her tits to you?

yes, that's a lie made up by small dicked people acting like girls

no

girls don't care as much as men do.

Why do Chilies hate their bodies so much?

L O L

?

That means you're taking things reverside imo. Then again I've only grope some and never have been shown volontarly.

>t. retarded troll wannabe

Wait is 15 cm considered small these days?

I thought 10 cm was average, this is very unsettling

>needing to make up sex stories in Sup Forums to """brag"""
no engañas a nadie, weon puto

Insecure guys are making this shit up. Not knowing that girls actually ends up "taking the train". Mimetic desire at work.

found the dicklet

t. dicklet

Ecce homo!

No one cares about your pathetic SPH fetish, bud

What are you two on about?
Doggy is my absolute favourite and I'm smaller than that.

Meh seguro tengo que demostrar algo aca, wea tuya si me crees o no

>thicker than a redbull can

Wow I have a pencil dick then :D

Haha 12cm + thin
Life is shitx right bro?

how?

what do you mean how?
it's the deepest position you can do tbqh

what if the girl has big ass?

What if you read a book on human biology?

i'm illiterate

>Doodz have no idea
You guys really are focused on bullshit, from school&business to sex. It's all a comedy show.

I was litteraly a pornographic figurant you dingus. Do you think I care about being ashamed anymore? Highest of my keks.

post some of your work mate

Would any of that be a bargain?

u wot
just do it

La fête à Gigi. Playing the military. Tho you have no evidence it's me.

this is ancient
how old are you?

Older than 43

tfw 14 pencil dick. Last time around 1 year ago, i hooked up with a girl and she just plain out refused to have sex after she touched my penis, we even had a nice chemistry and foreplay. I've yet to recovered from that experince.

How dumb are you?

15cm is about average in Europa.
Only niggers have more, Sandniggers have less and rice eaters have a lot less.
Now relax, m8.

wtf hahahahahaha
Did she say why?

that sucks
this is why I'll never try