Is it true that Americans

Is it true that Americans

brap during fap and then eat off their meat

Are the greatest people?
Yes they are!

Is this a selfie you took OP?

>be american

That's very sweet of you, General Sisi!

Yes!

>be American
>be in the best country on planet Earth

>get

god yanks are so fucking insufferable
if i had to spend day in day out with them at school i'd probably feed them bullets too

No, but sometimes yes

No fucking way haha

Ay this bro dude gets it

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Thank you for your sympathy, Oldworlder. If you want to join in the PVP fun, a pistol is only 399.99 at the supermarket! :)

mfw the US defaults

>yuropeeans don't put their spatulas in the microwave

I can't believe it, but it's true. Damn.

my thought was that you were supposed to finish the op

Third world as fuck

:D

How can Americans possibly do something so strange? That isn't how we do it in my country! That's so strange!

>tipped for shooting your classmates

>mexicans don't get tipped for shooting their classmates
Fucking shithole mexico is

>be mexican youth
>protest corruption
>go missing