Why do Anglos call themselves "Germanic" when they literally look more related to Indians than anything else

Why do Anglos call themselves "Germanic" when they literally look more related to Indians than anything else.

>brown eyes
>dark hair
>tanned skin

LITERALLY SUBHUMAN

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>done with the American poo threads
>on to the eternal anglo threads
it never ends

>Posts 3 random "celebrities"
THE ANGLO RACE IS DEGENERATE, WHERE ARE MY SHEKELS GOYIM.

4th one

This guy is actually considered """white""" in England.

John Oliver may actually not be a human being.

The man is an atheist shill that no one likes.
He's not even a Anglo...

When do Anglos claim to be Germanic

Actually he's a retarded "pantheist". Probably the most incoherent belief someone can have.

if he isn't Anglo then what is he?

Anglos are a mongrel people of the original Celts, the Romans who raped them, the German Saxon settlers who raped THEM, the Vikings who raped THEM, and the French who raped THEM.

So there's a grain of truth in there. Also English is a Germanic language; again, it's a mongrel stew of all those people's tongues, but the greatest surviving part is Saxon-German.

You are the bottom of the chain in asian genetics, above niggers and kikes and most shitskins, but still subhuman. There are some mongrels and actual non-whites, examples of bad genes being considered white in european/western countries, but that is because of Marxist media and the international forces of protecting the interests of a select unknown few who hate everything good humanity has done.
By the way, scotland, ireland, and parts of wales were untouched by roman invasion and almost completely unsullied by the nordic raids (they took slaves and killed far more than they raped and left the victims in the British Isles). Much of Western/Northern europe is just varying mixes of celt-iberian and nordic-germanic blood, there are only a few regions where some people have had the same genes from celtic/germanic ancestors several millenia ago.

Because the angles, saxons, and jutes were germanic tribes.

So britons aren't like Andy Murray?

There's no way that John Oliver doesn't have Jewish genes. Look at that nose.

Germans look just like that though

Says the country who cried to daddy Anglos to stop Indonesia from taking back its rightful clay

Always the first post. Always.

>The man is an atheist shill that no one likes.
So?

BEADY EYED ANGLO SCUM

Don't forget about pic related

BEADY

Anglos did everything worth mentioning in the last 400 years

And then they did Canada

Anglos are the only true white race. europe is connected to asia therefore continentals are just pale asians

Britannia is white you fucking retard.

2nd and 3rd are Jewish.

>it was always true of this people (as it is now) that it was weak in beating off the weapons of the enemy but strong in putting up with civil war and the burden of sin.

t. De Excidio XXI, 1, Winterbottom, Gildas, p. 24 c. 510-530

The Brits put up with the Saxon invasion, then they put up with the Viking, and now are putting up with arab invasion.

The only consolation is that your ISIS loving muslim brats will fall for the christ meme the way the britons, anglos, saxons, danish, and norman invaders did, and they'll all claim a tie to the roman empire. Their dark skin won't even survive the foggy weather and will eventually lighten up to get more vitamin D.

Rickets will win England's fight, as usual.

LOL