We know some things are (((pushed))) to inebriate and/or kill us, such as alcohol, tobacco, television, videogames...

We know some things are (((pushed))) to inebriate and/or kill us, such as alcohol, tobacco, television, videogames, movies, porn etc.

What about coffee, though? Are there any malefits to it? Is there any agenda behind our massive consumption of coffee?

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>malefits
did you just try to invent an antonym for benefits?

not everything has a conspiracy behind it. caffeine is a stimulant. it is advisable to use it sparingly.

How are you when you don't get your coffee?

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/malefit

>caffeine is a stimulant

Well, alcohol is just a depressant and a Hollywood movie is just a movie. :^)

I have a headache for a few days and I lack motivation.

Work work work work

The most productive countries in the world drink a lot of coffee, it's a much stronger stimulant than tea, and also keeps the brain sharper when you get old and has a preventable effect on Alzheimers and dementia

>Work

Is that a bad thing? I guess it can be if you think that we're being made into worker drones.

People who speak latinate languages tend to have when they speak english. They can use a lot of fancy latinate words which makes them seem like they have a very large vocabulary but if you asking them about simple anglo words they might have no clue.

Coffee is great btw

As always when it comes to tools, it depends on the context of their use.

On the one hand, Calculus was basically invented in 16th century English coffee shops by caffeinated .geniuses working together as equals.

On the other hand, if you're feeling shitty at work and you've still got 3 hours to go, your boss will likely tell you to go grab a cup and keep your ass in the cubicle.

My only issue is I can't moderate the stuff. Always end up drinking too much daily then when it gets bad enough I quit cold turkey and go through 3 days or the worst headache.
Go a month or two without it always feeling a bit tired (guess it can take months for your adrenaline to go back to normal levels) then bam one day I see a pretty woman sipping coffee or something and the nostalgia hits hard.
I go back and it's all fun and games until yet again months down the road it's out of control.

Thinking of just taking the tea and switching to tea.

Caffeine period. The British Empire exploded into greatness after tea became a "thing".

*Thinking of just taking the leap and switching to tea.

See I only had one mug this morning...

I become much more eloquent and speak faster after having my share of the caffeinated Jew and become much more productive.
I approve.

Do blacks drink coffee?

No Voltaire was known to have consumed massive amounts of coffee daily. It also contains antioxidants for fighting diseases. The bad thing is a crash or feeling sleepy. You can minimize the crash with different methods.

alcoholanddrugshistorysociety.org/2005/06/28/brain_brew_book_1/

no but mummy always sed whites who drink black coffee become black

Don't compare Voltaire to the average man. Most people's heart will probably shit themselves with 1/4th of the amount of coffee Voltaire normally drank in a day.

I drink alot but get sleepy, I can feel much better by doing some jumping jacks and drinking decaf green tea

>antioxidants
I read that antioxidants were just a meme, and probably have a negative effect

Then don't buy instant shit, or visit coffee shops.

Ground your own coffee, choose some good beans, use quality filters and learn how to amke it without releasing the bad shit into the brew. The ritual will take some time, makes it enjoyable and lower your consumption.

Coffee, so long as you drink it black, is mostly great for you.
do watch out for this though. dependency on anything is not good, and although the worst side effect is somewhat bad headaches it's still a good idea to limit yourself to 1-3 cups a day at most.

I also know it raises your blood pressure a decent amount while on it so it's probably not a good idea if you have a weak heart or are in poor cardiovascular health.

One sip of the thing keeps my brain awake for the next 5 or so hours.
I try to moderate my coffee consumption since it makes me incredibly nervous.

How to call the coffee in jew pol? Should we call it caffeinated jew? HeBrew jew?

This I pretty much me in a nutshell, caffeine withdrawal headaches are the worst shit ever.

then don't withdraw :P

>calculus invented by newton
>believing something this stupid

as long as you drink good brand coffe and don't go more than 3 cups a day you're good, it's anti-carcigonetic, prevents diabetes and alzheimer and parkinson.