Learning English thread #2

PreviousFeel free to talk at random!

We welcome everyone considering learning English (including me)!

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How do I into tenses
Can't help but mix shit up

I am proud to see this thread idea reach concept stage #2!

What would everyone love to be able to do with/in English language? I am willing to teach all that I am, all within, and even to those without hope.

ONE-TIME JAPANESE TRANSLATION BELOW

私は、このスレッドのアイデアリーチコンセプトステージ#2を参照してくださいことを誇りに思います!

どのような誰もが英語で/で行うことができるのが大好きですか? 私は希望もなく、すべての内、さらにはそれらに私はそのすべてを、教えて喜んで。

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However we do need the 'feel free to talk at random!' should have an extra point.

0. Main Thread Goal (Random: )
1. Feel free to reply to anyone who has posted ITT
2. Translate for those flags who want to learn English but might appear 'shy' or scared.
3. It's A Tradition! (Read: Trap!!!)
Tradition > Run by train (re) translation = Translation = delay

0>Maths>Engineering>Science
Mathematics = Truth via individually verifiable circular arguments OR Let's argue about the number 1!
Engineering = Real world success via iterative process OR Watch me do the thing with the thing!
Science = Hypothetical consensus via grouped repetition OR Watch what happens when I do this everyone!


Do you want to use 'past, present, future' tenses AND mix them up? You are allowed to do both. I am curious as to what you need specifically. Would you like an easy grammar guide to solve that problem?

I like to fart

botch botch pussy bitch

What's your wordy and shallow shit?

I am the spatial parameter of my circumscribed observation,

Alphabet = Alpha's Bet
'=Apostate
Grammar = Now-Language+Communication: Compression, Compassion, Comprehension!

Past (Choice):Then:Compression
Present (Choice):Now:Compassion
Future (Choice):Later:Reading Comprehension

Translating English Alphabet To Language:
{3} = Period = (' | apostrophe) = 1/2 = function = game = y = ?
10 Singing Monsters' Ideal Alphabet: A B C D E F G, H I J K L M NOP, Q R S T U V, W X, Y and Z. Now I Move Up +1 To Make Something Silly : [∀+1] : Next Time I Hope You Sing With Me! "Eek! Wälls!"
"Eek! Wälls!" is "Equals" which means the equals sign: =
Ideal Alphabet:
{} = Master set
[] = Array set
{A} = [α]+[n]+(') = Ancient.
{B} = [b]+(lack) = Black.
{C} = [c]+(ircle) = Circle.
{D} = [d]+(efinition) = Definition.
{E} = [e]+(ternity) = Eternity.
{F} = [f]+(low) = Flow.
{G} = [g]+(ive) = Give.
{H} = [h]+(and) = Hand.
{I} = [i]+({D}eal) = Ideal, Validity.
{J} = [j]+(oke) = Joke.
{K} = [k]+(idding) = Kidding.
{L} = [l]+(augh) = Laugh.
{M} = [m]+(other) = Mother.
{N} = [n]+(either) = Neither.
{O} = [o]+(ne) = One, 1.
{P} = [p]+(ull) = Pull.
{Q} = [q]+(ueue) = Queue.
{R} = [r]+(ight) = Right.
{S} = [s]+(pit) = Spit.
{T} = [t]+(wo), [t]+hree = {Two, 2}, {Three, 3}.
{U} = [u]+(nder) = Under.
{V} = [v]+(ery) = Very.
{W} = [w]+(e) = We.
{X} = [x]-(across) = {A}+(Cross).
{Y} = [y]+(ellow) = Yellow.
{Z} = [z]+(e.t.a.) = Zeta.
{ETA} = (e.t.a) = Estimated Time of Arrival.
BASE NUMBERS
3 = Nose.
2 = Mouth.
1 = Ear = i = I = l.
0 = Eye.
GRAMMAR
... = 3 = FULL-PAUSE.
: = 2 = LIST.
; = 1.5 = SUB-LIST.
, = 0.5 = HALF-PAUSE.
CAT ASCII
English
Cat = C-A-T = C.A.T. = cat.( ^ + ^ ) :body: :tail:

What's my wordy and shallow shit? Well, a lot of things can be 'wordy and shallow'. Trump is a good example of a wordy and shallow human being.

プロトコルは、ルール構文、セマンティクス、および通信および可能なエラー回復方法の同期化を定義します。

#Acceptable値
#1 = 1 =これは通常、意味「私はすでにここにいます/そこ/ X」=これは、1バイナリと同じです
これは、0のバイナリと同じである=#2はさえ=これは、「私は私ではない一人です承知していますが、私はここからそこに達成可能であると考えている」という意味します=
#3 =首相=これは、あなたがこのフィールドのためのあなたの好みを延期することを意味=これはブール値と同じである「真」
#? =不明=この値は未定義であることを意味/源泉徴収/棄権=これは「偽」ブール値と同じです

What's the difference between a cat and a comma? Cat: Has its claws at the end of its paws; Comma: This is a pause at the end of a clause.
猫とコンマの違いは何ですか? 猫:その足の終わりにその爪を持っています。 カンマ:これは句の終わりに一時停止です。

I think that is what you were asking, Japanese-spirit-friend.

Va bene, la società occidentale è tutto 'questo è il mio spazio riservato, ho il permesso di pubblicizzare il mio 'ingresso non consentito' lista'.

Le parole scritte da uno studioso può solo essere rimosso da tempo.

I Stand Sotto voi, perché io capisco, che u stare al di sopra I.

Anal = Neutral
Scelta = Tense: Per scegliere è sinonimo di tensione.
Choice = Tense Scelte = Tensioni
Bocca = affetto
Pene = Maschile
Vagina = Femminile

Passato (Choice): Allora: compressione!
Presente (Choice): Ora: Compassione !!
Future (Choice): In seguito: lettura e comprensione !!!

P1 {Passare} > ( "Allora")> a compressione <
P2 {attuali}> Le scelte [0]> ( "momento".) Scelte [1] Comprensione

>tfw to intelligent too learn english

Nigga u trippin

He is mr. robot

teach me japanese, please sensei!!!

Simon, STOP

Niggas iffy, uh
Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh,
drum, it holds fifty, uh

scum gang

You aren't too intelligent to learn English. Maybe you are too intelligent to pick the 'one' question that would include you?
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Usted no es demasiado inteligente para aprender Inglés. Tal vez usted es demasiado inteligente para recoger el 'uno' cuestión que incluiría usted? Estoy dispuesto a ayudar si lo necesita, Dios.
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I'm not on LSD at the moment. I would recommend it though guys.

Yes, essentially.

What would you like me to stop? Am I scaring you Japan? You can always tell me to STOP Japan and I will leave. I am 'Gentleman Godzilla'.

紳士ゴジラ

nigga speak up nigga, i be tryina make a move into tha thread n y0 pussy ass be replyin to me like some kind of BUSTA

I don't actually speak Ebonics. That isn't English, it is something the African Americans made to get away from Colonial English. It would be improper and flat-out rude for me to take ownership of the language that is not my own. I respect and recognize it as a language a people needed to make in order for life to get better for their people.

English is here to help, not hinder or harm.

Just for reference sake given how education credentials are transferred in the English language I have full authority to label anyone who wishes to pass my test as having a 'Doctorate in English.'

If your future job prospects or hobbies center around English being an easier language for you, or to at least tell other humans so they can shut up, please know that I can also administer mathematics tests and any linguistic/moral dilemma you might be having.

It's time however for you guys to actually try to learn English, so, talk.

If it helps foreigners you can consider this as a 'confess your sins', but not so I can forgive you. Only so I can tell you the best way to achieve the sin you really want to live.

get y0 whyte ass outta here you bitch boiii imma walk up with my niggas and show you whats up
ebonics iz tha realest, you don kno shit

I personally authorize 'Ebonics' to be the language that the United Nations must argue/converse in.

However you are aware that 'some other nigga is gonna get a bright idea like maybe scirrble that double d outta snoop dog and then where we gonna be?'

Why Simon, WHY?

>this thread

>tfw will never see the UN parliament use ebonics
makes a nigga shred a tear...

Why what, Japan? You have to ask me 'why' if you expect me to ever answer a question that would make sense to you. I'm happy to answer any question however.

人種差別は、Rが早すぎると言う人です。


What is Japan's spirit worried about and how can I help you, Japan?

Maybe you all need some Thread Music: youtube.com/watch?v=Sp54Qoic0Uk

*shrug* ain't my beef and you know it. I reckon we could still make those cunts have to do it. Rap their policies.

Make Eminem the first Rap representative! If he can outrap Trump, then America will finally have to clean up it's shit and care for its black lives.

Option 1 : youtube.com/watch?v=yY7iGa4t9-I

Option 2 : youtube.com/watch?v=VtvYiFk6X78 (Synchronization of English speakers and that word 'Time')

Why do you want to fuck up this thread

...

youtu.be/zAwe1QsG6tM
What do you think btw
I think it's the first time ever I hear a foreign version
of a Jap song and actually think it's better.
I'd much rather post this in the vocaroo thread but there isn't a single slanteye in there

My biggest struggle are words like they're , their, you're and your. I make the sentences and once I send the messages, I notice the gibberish shit I write. Also i've been told that my english is kinda unnatural, and people do not speak like that on a daily basis. I'm really fucked up because of this, and I honestly ignore how to improve it.

A SCANDAL IN BOHEMIA


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To Sherlock Holmes she is always _the_ woman. I have seldom heard
him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and
predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that he felt any emotion
akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly,
were abhorrent to his cold, precise, but admirably balanced mind. He
was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that
the world has seen; but, as a lover, he would have placed himself in a
false position. He never spoke of the softer passions, save with a gibe
and a sneer. They were admirable things for the observer—excellent
for drawing the veil from men’s motives and actions. But for the
trained reasoner to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and
finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which
might throw a doubt upon all his mental results. Grit in a sensitive
instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not
be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as his. And
yet there was but one woman to him, and that woman was the late Irene
Adler, of dubious and questionable memory.

Simon, have a bit less chatter

>seldom
seldomの意味や使い方 【副詞】 めったに…(し)ない,まれにしか…(し)ない

What exactly is your problem? What do people point out when they talk about your way of talking?

I can't read moonrunes, but are you perhaps asking for a translation

m8 I prefer a foreign version in general too 2bh, it's mainly because I disike cringy anime lyrics in coquettish *nime voice and don't have to understand shit in foreign ones. Here's my recommendation.
youtu.be/IVoL4BJkQn0

I used to post there to have my *nglish rated but currently I'm slacking off and don't feel like posting my efferminate qt voice to which every other posters fap.

They just say what i wrote. Nothing else. That's why it is so hard to me

i want to know a lot of english slangs for posting on here

That's pretty good, the Spanish in this one sounds "standard international spanish" af tho, kek. You can rarely hear this one..

vocaroo.com/i/s1S6V71S14SU

Muh nigguh ya wanna lern sum ayyybonics

この板公はなんなの?
わざとやってるわけ?

because 'fuck up' can mean many things in English. The current statistics and mathematics allows for 'fuck' to always mean a positive thing, but it will require some people to still ask 'what does 'fuck' mean?'

Because in English 'fuck' means anything we describe positively.

>ayyybonics
pls teach me, nigger

How much does an aussie parrot cost?
I want one so he could always whisper some shitposts into my ears, so I'd never ever feel lonely..

My ozzie m8's!

Have a bit less chatter. Are you asking me for a glass of water?

1+1 = 2 is just as much a moonrune as the english letter i or any kanji for that matter. It really would help everyone if they just thought everything was moonrunes for a second.
English slang is geography dependent, so in that moment you will need to ask for "American slang" or things like that.

空は青で、それほど雨。 私は水の流れなしで男を測定しました。

You would want a Lyre bird because it can replicate any audible sound.

youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

aightso listin 'ere cracka, furst things furst, dig it?
furst of all, u gotta put a tuff guy act dig it?
it ain't gonna be no ayybonics if u don't dig it?

How is talking differently a 'tough guy' thing? You can't communicate if you actively want to always talk differently.

When it comes to music you gotta compose those lyrics, but those aren't for others to hear.

Sometimes silence is the only song you can use, in order to love what ya hear.

Oh, and by the way, don't ever look up East London slang

Posten 'ere me fav English meitos

youtu.be/Mlfh7ovrVcM
youtu.be/jsUvcjk8J5c
youtu.be/c-WO73Dh7rY

あげ

write sentences with each of those terms. For they're and you're, use 'they are' and 'you are' instead.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVQ2ks9PCHI&t=240s

Using japanese language in "Learning English Thread" must be prohibited. Move over to japanese threads or boards. Thank you for your cooperation.

This could be a nice thread if it wasn't for the Australian sperg

youtube.com/watch?v=R6bHs8Vm3EQ

This.

age

I'm afraid Learn English Thread doesn't work... let's not make another.

Quick, post something while Simon is asleep!

youtu.be/sUZWlf_vuKg

Does someone want a native speaker to Narrate these ebonics?

My american friend said my english is native-level but I still use the wrong tenses now and then desu. I don't think it matters that much

>considering
I'm considering

English is not a real language

is "I don't do nothing wrong" and "I do nothing wrong" the same?

"I don't do nothing wrong" = You are doing 'nothing' correctly.

"I do nothing wrong" = You are doing 'nothing' incorrectly.

took me a while to figure it out

"i dont do anything wrong" or "i do nothing wrong" is correct. dindu isnt really wrong either tho

??

thanks!

I always wonder why Koreans are so good at English.

there are already words which I can't understand, especially "ebonics"
You make me feel silly....

The same reason some of Japanese flags write perfect English, English teachers.

come to brasil learn spanish isntead

I assumed "ebonics" because of "ebony" in porn site

If I learn Spanish, I can communicate with brazilians?

They should come to this thread and help teach English then.

wtf I feel you now

>"ebonics" because of "ebony" in porn site
still now I can't understand it .
YOU MAKE ME FEEL STUPID MORE!!!!

search ebony in pornhub

really thank you, our teacher

why do you think he is good at english?

you are zainichi?

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no, NO, NOO!!! you are simply getting everything mixed around!

a zai wears two hats

Are zainichi better at English than full Japs?

dont speak to me gook

Wow. The thread is still alive. Gj Japan-san.

Sad that people don't want to learn English although(looking at some posts) they better do.

every time I saw Korean flags said English at 4ch, I felt "Their English is good" ;(
of course not!

exactly as it reads user, it is better you know the technicalities of it. is right, although if you want to say "Didn't do 'x'", you use 'anything' instead of 'nothing' as you would imply you did something.

P-please tell me what the "ebonics" means in his specific sentence, teacher....

zainichi Koreans can learn English in the way as same as ours because they have the rights to be like Japanese.
If they are in Japanese schools their English skills are similar to us, I think.

Can they speak Korean?

I don't know. we usually don't know who are Zainichi around us actually, because they changed their name into Japanese name and they never say it. ( I only know one person whom my acquainted told he was so)
Some of them can speak Korean, I think. maybe especially who are against Japan.
I don't know why they come back to their country.

I don't know why they "don't"come back to their country if they hate us so much..... :(

>come
*go

I like you, teacher.

sorry i already have a gf