What are your suggestions to make American schools safer?

What are your suggestions to make American schools safer?

>harry potter analogy

ban americans

Honestly I don't give a fuck about American schools, I don't care if they're unsafe. I am not using my magnificent brainpower on that.

close them

I came here to post this lmao

Arm teachers and janitors. Mayve armed patrols and police in classrooms. I thinknarmed cops encourage morality

Mandatory HRT for all boys

ban /r9k/

Gun safety for HP is nothing.

Actually they ban death magic, with severe punishment of imprisonment at Azkaban for its use.

Defense against the dark arts is actually just teaching kids Dark arts Its like having a rifle range at school

School shootings wouldn't happen if every American male had a government-assigned escort take their virginity and teach them intimacy when they turn 14.

ban assault yanks

>we're posting greentext screenshots on twitter now
this site's fucked

>Harry Potter
"No!"

we force the schools to covfefe

Install two side fences. Have guard towers with armed guard facing any entry point. Students have to pass a metal detector and have their belongings check whenever they enter a new class room. About 20 ex-soldiers patrol the hall ways at all times.

also won't happen if 14 year old boys who haven't gotten laid yet are locked up for life

all memes aside, I never understood why children were allowed to use magic wands without supervision in Hogwards. Those things are like guns, only much worse

I bet most if not all school shooters have baby dicks. Gas all baby dicked boys

start by taking this thread to Sup Forums where it belongs

put cops in every school

Already are