In this thread: waifus who would most likely actually sleep with you if they were real

In this thread: waifus who would most likely actually sleep with you if they were real

ur mom

I second that notion

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She is more likely to eat an user.

Incredibly accurate OP, the only bad points are the high risk of diseases.

ITT: waifus who would most likely murder you if they were real.

>dicks go WHERE?

low self esteem. you'd just have to be a little nice to her.

I couldn't think of one.

I can teach her all about how we humans "fuse".

Don't they have STDs?

this is destined to be a short thread.

Nah, you have to be hot. Morty only goes for chicks way out of his league, so Morticia would only accept alpha males

absolutley

I'd spoil the shit out of her too

I would fuck the shit out of that bear pussy

Slip a bit of alcohol into whatever she's drinking. she'll do fucking anything. Maybe invite some friends over and make an evening out of it. Cat slut gets crazy.

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Prime choices OP

Isn't it both for her? She's really desperate.

>>Sup Forums

So death by snu snu and then actual death?
I'll take those odds

Give them rockcandy puh

Maybe? I hope?

i would have sex with her and also have her hang me, ending my miserable existence

The shortest waifu thread I've ever seen

Toot is cute on your pic OP.

Did you draw that? If so that's fucking amazing!

>Whenever drawn together gets mention on Sup Forums

I'm surprised clara isn't getting love here tbfh

Clara is Sup Forums's princess.

seriously though she is

ITT: We actually ignore OP and post things we wish would fuck us.

>wanting to fuck Jo Rivers

She has her moments though maybe it has something to do with her Octopussior?

No it was from a storyboard of the first episode.
Storyboards are often god tier art.