British cuisine

>british cuisine

lol

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>tfw no Brazilian wife
JDIMSA

>he doesn't build his character with simple meat and vegetable based anglo food

Why would you want a wife from Brazil? She will cheat on you.

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The left one or stuff similar to it, is a safe bet though. You know what you get and you know it'll be tasty.

That looks like A LOT of effort for hangover food

I heard the best cuisine in Britain is Indian one.

Indian food in general is very good

only france is allowed to mock britain for their food, kindly back off macaco

Does that mean we have the 2nd best food in the world?

shit wish I lived in brazil

not really, british cuisine is still the best cuisine here; beef wellington, shepherd's pie, sunday roast, full english, pasties, pies, stews, etc.

indian food is great though, we love a good curry here

yes tb h fuck the italians

Women cheat no matter where they are from. Men too, to be fair.

SOPA

>American cuisine

Based.

:&)

>JALAPENO HOT SAUCE 300 POUND HEART STOPPER WITH EXTRA DEEP FRIED ANIMAL FAT

Yeah, it take deliciousness to the next level.

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>beef
>covered with pie

Just embrace it.

>covered with pie
What did he mean by this?

Probably the breading on it.

It's puff pastry

For me, it's Heston. The best fish n chips.

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Don't Indians wipe their ass with their hands and not wash before cooking?

That's a secret ingredient though.

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>brown fingerprints

>breading

That's fucking raw.

it's pastry

but what do you mean anyway? have you never heard of steak and ale pie?

pleb

>curry
Reminder that modern curry was facilitated by the Portuguese bringing south-American peppers to India.

Reminder that Portugal is responsible for tea in England.

You're welcome, beady-eyed buddy.

Enjoy your tapeworm

>cow meat has tapeworms in brazil

>sou*h Americans in charge of farming

>what is vernacular

Try harder.

Parasites cant get into the meat with steak. You won't get a tapeworm, or any parasite or bug at all from that when the outside is fully cooked.

>Brown fingerprints in the kitchen

WTF

cheers mate

What's the difference between pie and pastry?

thank you portugal

pie is a type of dish, pastry is a type of ingredient

pie's are made from pastry

Thank you, I'm smarter than before.

Just had my sandwich with butter and marmite, what's wrong, favela boy?

Your food still mostly sucks, though. Brazil has you beat for sure. Outside your hangover-sponge breakfast meals and this or that dish, you have very little worth eating.

It's not your fault, though. You can't compete with tropical ingredients, ubiquitous beef and Portuguese/Italian heritage.

>You can't compete with tropical ingredients, ubiquitous beef and Portuguese/Italian heritage
*blocks your path*

You meaning English, mr. American Education.

But French cuisine is vastly overrated. Baguettes suck and turn to dust after 30 minutes, and they have no dishes without onions. Snails are alright, but we eat them too.

Still top-tier, don't get me wrong, just not this unchallengeable god-tier food.

our desserts are pretty good

I respectfully disagree. I found French dishes like magret de canard and fondue savoyarde better than anything I tasted in Italy.

Should have put some cheese or peanut butter in there too. Missed opportunity

I prefer French to Italian as well, but that's not my point at all.

Didn't much try them, I'll be honest. Ours are great, but only if you like sweet egg-based pastry.

we have plenty to eat. Have no clue what food comes from Brazil

>Your food still mostly sucks, though
meme opinion. disregarded.

French cuisine is actually a very large clusterfuck of everything that encompasses four different styles of cooking. I won't comment on the rest of your post, but you're wrong when you say that all our dishes use onions, because some of our regions don't use onions at all in their cuisine and our very active restaurant culture means that our chefs are still innovating and creating new dishes to this day.

I did say mostly ;_;

Tons of mean barbecue dishes.

I'm definitely not counting individual restaurant inventions, otherwise the UK wins. I'm talking traditional/typical dishes.

Well our fondues don't use onions, for example.

Your children will eat pierogi and kiełbasa
So wills Jesus (praised be his name)

>mostly
still a terrible opinion

>anglo cuisine is literal shit
Howling

>champion

>10.50-1.9
wt actual f
English food is prime comfy food but not spectacular.

>curry
>anglo

British food is better than Brazilian slop and the frogs scoffing at burgers ect will gladly eat a Croque Monsieur

its literally the favorite food in britain. i dont blame them.

I don't think the frog was scoffing at burgers themselves, but the fact that the ones yanks make are so full of calories.

Now this is unironically uma delícia.

>dude just make a really big burger XDXD

The idea is to cook the meat, kouhai.

>get a burger
>expect health food

>love burger
>haet pizza
Lolis, arousing yet incomprehensible.

most french food is hardly healthy

UN needs to drop food to british.

The pasta sandwich unironically looks tastier.

>he doesn't build his character with simple meat and vegetable based anglo food
TOAST SANDWICHES

That looks fucking delicious

Yeah, and he should probably drench it in ketchup too?

Plebs.

Nobody except a manchild would think this. Stick to the three or four dishes you know, right?